police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!
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police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!
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far out. | scifirp; mvrp | mdni | mature themes.
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𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲.
okay. do you have, like, a screen or something?
Show me the law that says I can't replace all humans with machines.
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 AM
only because they're all illegal.
You never like my ideas.
ooh! ( sharp inhale through his teeth. ) 😬 yeah, i don't love that!
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Reposted by police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!
September 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
uh-huh, uh-huh. got it.
Yeah, I enjoy your expressions of wide-eyed wonder and... Wide-eyed confusion. I'll lead the way.

Don't touch anything.
aww, you wanna see me? you're sweet. okay, sounds interesting, i'm in.
February 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
. . . right. ( moving wet hair from his face. he has a kind of doubtful squint. )

well, you run into any *pervs*, you let me know - i'm a cop!
( Lie; failed. )

N-nah, it- it doesn't.
aw, geez . . . how am i gonna get into the restaurant now? it's no shirt no shoes no service, and on greek tuesday, too!

well thanks anyway, ma'am . . . hey, you should be careful, ma'am, your shirt looks exactly like mine.
February 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
aw, geez . . . how am i gonna get into the restaurant now? it's no shirt no shoes no service, and on greek tuesday, too!

well thanks anyway, ma'am . . . hey, you should be careful, ma'am, your shirt looks exactly like mine.
UHHHHHHHH

...

N- no?
hey has anyone seen my shirt i think i left it here while i was going for a swim . . .
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
hey has anyone seen my shirt i think i left it here while i was going for a swim . . .
February 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
aww, you wanna see me? you're sweet. okay, sounds interesting, i'm in.
Some sort of parasitic symbiotic tentacle-wielding eyeball creature. I have it in containment, don't worry, but for safety's sake you should probably put a helmet on...

Oh, but then I wouldn't be able to see you.

We can forget the helmet. My security protocols will be plenty.
( a pleased grin. if he was a dog his tail would be wagging like crazy. )

aw, thanks!

sure. what is it?
February 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
( a pleased grin. if he was a dog his tail would be wagging like crazy. )

aw, thanks!

sure. what is it?
( She's TRYING to look annoyed with him, but he's far too amusing for his own good. )

I'll be honest Amir I thought humans were going to be *really* boring creatures, but you're very funny.

Want to see something horrifying?
huh? what? sorry, i wasn't listening. it was like . . . i dunno, kinda fuzzy for a sec there.
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
huh? what? sorry, i wasn't listening. it was like . . . i dunno, kinda fuzzy for a sec there.
YOU called it a head-phone!

( Giving his shoulder a playful whack. )

I'm *trying* to use language you'll be familiar with.

Anyway hold still while I scan your brain.
hey, thia? i don't wanna sound mean or anything, but *nobody* calls them head-phones anymore. that's *so* 28th centuy.

they're *ansibles*.
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
hey, thia? i don't wanna sound mean or anything, but *nobody* calls them head-phones anymore. that's *so* 28th centuy.

they're *ansibles*.
No!!

It's a very new fashioned head-phone. Ear-bud. Everything here is *state of the art*.
oh, is this one of those old fashioned head-phones?
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
oh, is this one of those old fashioned head-phones?
It plays music. :)
okay! ( sticking it in his ear. ) what does it do?
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
okay! ( sticking it in his ear. ) what does it do?
Insert this into your ear for me.
what's with all these robogirls trying to download my brain?
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
what's with all these robogirls trying to download my brain?
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
ooh! ( sharp inhale through his teeth. ) 😬 yeah, i don't love that!
What if we just replaced the humans one by one...
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
hey @cosmonauticool.bsky.social i forgot to tell you . . . i got you a little gift!
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
ha! no, but really. you gotta keep your head down. papa wants another go on the craps!
you can win money in here?!
no, because they're already looking for us to throw us out. i won too much money.
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
no, because they're already looking for us to throw us out. i won too much money.
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
oh, you don't have to worry about that!
sorry i'm a little tense 'cause the moment they find out i'm out of cash they're gonna have me THROWN OUT!
😬😬😬

. . . looking good, babe!
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
😬😬😬

. . . looking good, babe!
and they say white girls can't dance???
January 29, 2026 at 6:09 PM
aw, geez, i dunno. um, i think i would say . . . something romantic, with someone you love, like, uhhhh . . . a date. yup, that sounds good. 👍😎👍
what to do for valentine's day..
January 28, 2026 at 7:22 AM
wait, this was about sex? i thought you were asking me to *crush your ass* at your old fashioned "video games" again. aw, man, and i was so ready to play bioshock 4 . . .
we're like what would happen if two people boned
January 28, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Reposted by police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!
❝ She's even had some of the professors wrapped around her finger. What's that bitches problem? ❞

𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂.

-⊳ Traveling Temptress.

--⊳ The Warmest Smile.

---⊳ In Her wake, Viscera,

--⊳ Broken Hearts,

-⊳ and Gnawed Bones.

Then she's onto the next.

| #MVRP |
December 24, 2024 at 9:39 PM
mmmmm mmmmmm mmmm mmm?
it's bed time.

& i'm NOT sleepy one bit.
( through sealed lips: ) mmmm, mmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmm. mmmm?
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 AM
( through sealed lips: ) mmmm, mmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmm. mmmm?
you're so hot when you're cute.
yes, ma'am.

( motioning zipping up his lips. )
January 28, 2026 at 6:48 AM