amir mistry, vpd.
@galacticpinball.bsky.social
far out. | scifirp; mvrp | mdni | mature themes.
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who up in they tighty whiteys???
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
who up in they tighty whiteys???
i don't know the *first* thing about how victorians dressed. can you help me? @cosmonauticool.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i don't know the *first* thing about how victorians dressed. can you help me? @cosmonauticool.bsky.social
it's my curse to find white girls cute.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it's my curse to find white girls cute.
mmmmmm pancakes.
December 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
mmmmmm pancakes.
knocking on @cosmonauticool.bsky.social's bedroom door.
'i made breakfast, you want some?'
'i made breakfast, you want some?'
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
knocking on @cosmonauticool.bsky.social's bedroom door.
'i made breakfast, you want some?'
'i made breakfast, you want some?'
you haven't even tried my way yet. it'd be my duty! article two, subsection 3a of the vpa instruction manual: always lend a hand when you can.
I don't know, I think I like my original plan better.
well, not me! i'm winning! i can teach you if you want?
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
you haven't even tried my way yet. it'd be my duty! article two, subsection 3a of the vpa instruction manual: always lend a hand when you can.
well, not me! i'm winning! i can teach you if you want?
Wait, wait, who's pulling out?
yeah, exactly! it's kind of impressive. so i've gotta pull out the ol' reliable hatsuki combo and that takes him down every single time.
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
well, not me! i'm winning! i can teach you if you want?
yeah, exactly! it's kind of impressive. so i've gotta pull out the ol' reliable hatsuki combo and that takes him down every single time.
Okay, I'm listening. You're trying to think but he's pounding your ass so good it's hard to maintain a single thought?
hey, c'mon now. there's lots of better solutions. i'm not a philosopher or anything, but it's a case-by-case thing, right? like different things have different solutions. so, say, i'm in this pachinko tournament, right, and the other guy is just *pounding* my ass, i've gotta start *thinking* . . .
December 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
yeah, exactly! it's kind of impressive. so i've gotta pull out the ol' reliable hatsuki combo and that takes him down every single time.
hey, c'mon now. there's lots of better solutions. i'm not a philosopher or anything, but it's a case-by-case thing, right? like different things have different solutions. so, say, i'm in this pachinko tournament, right, and the other guy is just *pounding* my ass, i've gotta start *thinking* . . .
I'm saying it would fix most if not all of the problems on Earth.
you're saying you wanna kill *me*!
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hey, c'mon now. there's lots of better solutions. i'm not a philosopher or anything, but it's a case-by-case thing, right? like different things have different solutions. so, say, i'm in this pachinko tournament, right, and the other guy is just *pounding* my ass, i've gotta start *thinking* . . .
you're saying you wanna kill *me*!
You're killing my buzz.
hey, i'm *not* a buzzkill.
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
you're saying you wanna kill *me*!
hey, i'm *not* a buzzkill.
Don't be such a buzz kill.
wait, you can't do that, that's illegal!
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
hey, i'm *not* a buzzkill.
i'm on it, i'm on it.
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December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i'm on it, i'm on it.
oh, you want to hang out that badly? okay, stick with me, but don't do anything i wouldn't do! the vpd instruction manual has some useful chapters about interacting with alien lifeforms. it's important that we're good ambassadors, okay?
(Smiles. A bright, friendly grin.) Yeah, I'm definitely not leaving you alone!
( giving her a thumbs up. ) don't worry about me, i'll get by on being kind and thoughtful alone!
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
oh, you want to hang out that badly? okay, stick with me, but don't do anything i wouldn't do! the vpd instruction manual has some useful chapters about interacting with alien lifeforms. it's important that we're good ambassadors, okay?
( giving her a thumbs up. ) don't worry about me, i'll get by on being kind and thoughtful alone!
Huh?
Oh, I... I'll catch up with him later. I don't think I should leave you here alone.
Oh, I... I'll catch up with him later. I don't think I should leave you here alone.
don't you have something you gotta talk to your dad about?
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
( giving her a thumbs up. ) don't worry about me, i'll get by on being kind and thoughtful alone!
don't you have something you gotta talk to your dad about?
I can get us on it if you want! No money necessary!
huh? oh, sorry! i wasn't paying attention, did you say something? i was just looking at that super cool ferris wheel over there. think they'll accept canadian dollars?
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
don't you have something you gotta talk to your dad about?
huh? oh, sorry! i wasn't paying attention, did you say something? i was just looking at that super cool ferris wheel over there. think they'll accept canadian dollars?
(After a minute, she realizes. An apologetic smile appears on her face.)
Sorry. Got a little in my own head there, didn't I?
Sorry. Got a little in my own head there, didn't I?
( he has absolutely no idea. he looks at valerie with a blank face, not a thought behind his eyes. )
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
huh? oh, sorry! i wasn't paying attention, did you say something? i was just looking at that super cool ferris wheel over there. think they'll accept canadian dollars?
( he has absolutely no idea. he looks at valerie with a blank face, not a thought behind his eyes. )
Yeah, yeah. I'll have to... maybe I can pawn this off on dad instead....
No, then I'll have to clean it up anyway. (Yeah, it definitely seems like she's forgotten he's there.)
No, then I'll have to clean it up anyway. (Yeah, it definitely seems like she's forgotten he's there.)
i dunno, the music was pretty good. but there was an attempt to take over the world.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
( he has absolutely no idea. he looks at valerie with a blank face, not a thought behind his eyes. )
i dunno, the music was pretty good. but there was an attempt to take over the world.
Oh. Oh, that's an awful year. But I guess I'll have to check in...
(She's mumbling to herself now, fishing in her pocket for her phone. As if she forgot he was there.)
(She's mumbling to herself now, fishing in her pocket for her phone. As if she forgot he was there.)
aw, geez. aw, heck. do i look that old? you know how to make a guy feel respected . . .
i think i slept something like three hundred years. when i left earth, it was the year twenty-one twenty-six.
i think i slept something like three hundred years. when i left earth, it was the year twenty-one twenty-six.
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i dunno, the music was pretty good. but there was an attempt to take over the world.
aw, geez. aw, heck. do i look that old? you know how to make a guy feel respected . . .
i think i slept something like three hundred years. when i left earth, it was the year twenty-one twenty-six.
i think i slept something like three hundred years. when i left earth, it was the year twenty-one twenty-six.
Sir. If I knew, I wouldn't ask.
what year do *you* think it happened?
December 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
aw, geez. aw, heck. do i look that old? you know how to make a guy feel respected . . .
i think i slept something like three hundred years. when i left earth, it was the year twenty-one twenty-six.
i think i slept something like three hundred years. when i left earth, it was the year twenty-one twenty-six.
what year do *you* think it happened?
Huh.
... ... ... And this happened in Canada? What year, exactly?
... ... ... And this happened in Canada? What year, exactly?
oh, god no! i was on my way to blow the whistle about a false flag operation to claim aliens were invading the planet, so they just stuck me in one of the ships and sent me into space. i guess i got frozen in the atmosphere or something, and woke up hundreds of years later right here. well, nearby.
December 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
what year do *you* think it happened?
oh, god no! i was on my way to blow the whistle about a false flag operation to claim aliens were invading the planet, so they just stuck me in one of the ships and sent me into space. i guess i got frozen in the atmosphere or something, and woke up hundreds of years later right here. well, nearby.
Mmhm. Everyone says that.
Next question: How'd you get *here?* Was it on purpose?
Next question: How'd you get *here?* Was it on purpose?
vancouver police department. that's in canada. it's the most beautiful city in the most beautiful country in the world.
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
oh, god no! i was on my way to blow the whistle about a false flag operation to claim aliens were invading the planet, so they just stuck me in one of the ships and sent me into space. i guess i got frozen in the atmosphere or something, and woke up hundreds of years later right here. well, nearby.
vancouver police department. that's in canada. it's the most beautiful city in the most beautiful country in the world.
V... P... D?
yup, that's me, amir mistry, vpd.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
vancouver police department. that's in canada. it's the most beautiful city in the most beautiful country in the world.
yup, that's me, amir mistry, vpd.
First question: Officer and ambassador of the law?
totally. i'm listening.
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
yup, that's me, amir mistry, vpd.
totally. i'm listening.
Mmhm...
So, um. Can I ask you a question? Maybe a few questions?
So, um. Can I ask you a question? Maybe a few questions?
i think there's kinda a balance between the two ends maybe?
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
totally. i'm listening.
hi im a hunk
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
hi im a hunk