amir mistry, vpd.
@galacticpinball.bsky.social
far out. | scifirp; mvrp | mdni | mature themes.
yeah, but you look incredible!
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
yeah, but you look incredible!
*what*, where?
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
*what*, where?
( amir is now on the 'scanner', posing in just his boxers, socks and undershirt under the very bright lights, squinting. ) hey, do you think this has scanned yet?
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
( amir is now on the 'scanner', posing in just his boxers, socks and undershirt under the very bright lights, squinting. ) hey, do you think this has scanned yet?
( nodding, his face suggesting amir is making a mental note of this. who needs a notebook when you've memorised the entirety of the vancouver police department instruction manual? )
got it. uh, is this the cool machine that takes my measurements and tailors the clothes? or is that *too* sci-fi?
got it. uh, is this the cool machine that takes my measurements and tailors the clothes? or is that *too* sci-fi?
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
( nodding, his face suggesting amir is making a mental note of this. who needs a notebook when you've memorised the entirety of the vancouver police department instruction manual? )
got it. uh, is this the cool machine that takes my measurements and tailors the clothes? or is that *too* sci-fi?
got it. uh, is this the cool machine that takes my measurements and tailors the clothes? or is that *too* sci-fi?
but what if i don't want to match with the doc?
but, uh, you're the expert here, you're the time traveller! i cheated and got stuck in some ice!
but, uh, you're the expert here, you're the time traveller! i cheated and got stuck in some ice!
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
but what if i don't want to match with the doc?
but, uh, you're the expert here, you're the time traveller! i cheated and got stuck in some ice!
but, uh, you're the expert here, you're the time traveller! i cheated and got stuck in some ice!
i mean, how hard can it be, right? we just have to . . . y'know, put some clothes on and stuff.
( taking off his police vest: ) hey, that dress could look pretty nice on me.
( taking off his police vest: ) hey, that dress could look pretty nice on me.
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i mean, how hard can it be, right? we just have to . . . y'know, put some clothes on and stuff.
( taking off his police vest: ) hey, that dress could look pretty nice on me.
( taking off his police vest: ) hey, that dress could look pretty nice on me.
w-well, i don't wanna offend you . . . !
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
w-well, i don't wanna offend you . . . !
why? what else could it mean?
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
why? what else could it mean?
that' can't be--
( jump cut. )
-- right. woah.
( jump cut. )
-- right. woah.
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
that' can't be--
( jump cut. )
-- right. woah.
( jump cut. )
-- right. woah.
the toronto interplanetary transit system? isn't that what that poster was in your room?
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the toronto interplanetary transit system? isn't that what that poster was in your room?
( sniffing his own armpit. ) no i don't?
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
( sniffing his own armpit. ) no i don't?
hey but i got to see TITS earlier for the first time in THREE HUNDRED YEARS.
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
hey but i got to see TITS earlier for the first time in THREE HUNDRED YEARS.
so's mine. guess we've got a lot in common, huh?
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
so's mine. guess we've got a lot in common, huh?
uh, right! and what about your mom?
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
uh, right! and what about your mom?
( laughing. ) oh, yeah, totally. good thing you came prepared, huh?
. . . y'know, because of your clothes and . . . ?
. . . y'know, because of your clothes and . . . ?
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
( laughing. ) oh, yeah, totally. good thing you came prepared, huh?
. . . y'know, because of your clothes and . . . ?
. . . y'know, because of your clothes and . . . ?
aww, thanks, cass.
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
aww, thanks, cass.
how long have you two been travelling together?
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
how long have you two been travelling together?
the tardis what
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the tardis what
won't we get a bunch of diseases and stuff?
December 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
won't we get a bunch of diseases and stuff?
( leaning forward, squinting slightly in thought. he puts a hand out. ) is that, like, a *good idea*? 'cos, y'know, you and me, we're both . . . ( pointing vaguely. ) and all.
December 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
( leaning forward, squinting slightly in thought. he puts a hand out. ) is that, like, a *good idea*? 'cos, y'know, you and me, we're both . . . ( pointing vaguely. ) and all.
i don't even know who that is.
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i don't even know who that is.