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@agentorson.bsky.social
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I don't know, Guy, but I love the funny miaow buttons he presses!
Is he touring?
Why Orson I haven't heard such fine music since I first came to your world so long ago.
This brought a tear to my eye and put a song in my heart.
I was just thinking about going home but this alone has convinced me to stay for, oh, at least another hundred years...
This brought a tear to my eye and put a song in my heart.
I was just thinking about going home but this alone has convinced me to stay for, oh, at least another hundred years...
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don't know, Guy, but I love the funny miaow buttons he presses!
well, there's treatments for these things now.
I DON'T HAVE BLACK MOLD
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
well, there's treatments for these things now.
mmm. what shall we have, what shall we have . . . ooh, let's see. you don't know elvis? the king? we've got a few . . . *tunes*, as áine would say. and *maybe*, if you're *extra* nice, i'll show you my king impression!
fear not, i am loud to scare them away!
shhhh, shhh. not so loud, else everyone shall want it!
October 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
mmm. what shall we have, what shall we have . . . ooh, let's see. you don't know elvis? the king? we've got a few . . . *tunes*, as áine would say. and *maybe*, if you're *extra* nice, i'll show you my king impression!
oh, really? how do you move beyond hands then, eh?
i have moved beyond them.
how are your hands? @warriorblood.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oh, really? how do you move beyond hands then, eh?
shhhh, shhh. not so loud, else everyone shall want it!
AAAA WE SHALL BE SINGING FOR HALF AND DOUBLE THAT!
@warriorblood.bsky.social kimmie, i think this achievement warrants a special treat. bring the jailbroken eye pod. we'll have . . . ooh, half an hour, i should think.
October 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
shhhh, shhh. not so loud, else everyone shall want it!
@warriorblood.bsky.social kimmie, i think this achievement warrants a special treat. bring the jailbroken eye pod. we'll have . . . ooh, half an hour, i should think.
October 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@warriorblood.bsky.social kimmie, i think this achievement warrants a special treat. bring the jailbroken eye pod. we'll have . . . ooh, half an hour, i should think.
Maybe if we say it out loud it'll appear.
Google. Google full stop com. Google. Google, Please. Cat videos. Audio of cat videos. Meow. Meow. Daisy, meow with me?
Google. Google full stop com. Google. Google, Please. Cat videos. Audio of cat videos. Meow. Meow. Daisy, meow with me?
I don't know where it is it's usually right there!
Daisy love, I'm blind, not deaf.
What's the search bar?
What's the search bar?
October 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Maybe if we say it out loud it'll appear.
Google. Google full stop com. Google. Google, Please. Cat videos. Audio of cat videos. Meow. Meow. Daisy, meow with me?
Google. Google full stop com. Google. Google, Please. Cat videos. Audio of cat videos. Meow. Meow. Daisy, meow with me?
Daisy love, I'm blind, not deaf.
What's the search bar?
What's the search bar?
Type into the search bar I said the search bar no the search bar the search bar type into the search bar
HOW DO YOU FIND OTHER SITES?
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Daisy love, I'm blind, not deaf.
What's the search bar?
What's the search bar?
HOW DO YOU FIND OTHER SITES?
October 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
HOW DO YOU FIND OTHER SITES?
@agentdaisy.bsky.social How do I do the Face Book? My Eye Pod is making noises at me.
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@agentdaisy.bsky.social How do I do the Face Book? My Eye Pod is making noises at me.
I shouldn't worry, Joel. If he's white all you have to do is distract him with cheese talk.
Now is NOT a good time there's a whole guy there.
@agentjoel.bsky.social You can't go and fetch the ginger beer?
October 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I shouldn't worry, Joel. If he's white all you have to do is distract him with cheese talk.
@agentjoel.bsky.social You can't go and fetch the ginger beer?
I can't find the ginger beer!
October 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@agentjoel.bsky.social You can't go and fetch the ginger beer?
I can't find the ginger beer!
October 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I can't find the ginger beer!
Well, I can't describe what it looks like but it feels like a picnic blanket.
uh... i guess... which one is it?
Well that's grand to hear! You never know when they could come in useful. You couldn't go fetch our picnic blanket?
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, I can't describe what it looks like but it feels like a picnic blanket.
Well that's grand to hear! You never know when they could come in useful. You couldn't go fetch our picnic blanket?
October 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well that's grand to hear! You never know when they could come in useful. You couldn't go fetch our picnic blanket?
how are your hands? @warriorblood.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
how are your hands? @warriorblood.bsky.social
Oh, not our cheese! It'll ruin the picnic blanket!
Take the wheel!
What's what?
October 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh, not our cheese! It'll ruin the picnic blanket!
What's what?
yes, but... what's this?
it's getting away!
it's getting away!
Sir Dr. Mann, there is absolutely nothing I would love more right now. Do you have any more of those sandwiches we packed?
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What's what?
You don't mean the lovely crooning gentleman singing with the brass band?
oh.
then where the hell is my frog?
then where the hell is my frog?
My jam sandwich?
October 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You don't mean the lovely crooning gentleman singing with the brass band?
My jam sandwich?
NOT THAT ONE THAT'S MY FROG!!!
Mmmmmmmm, sandwiches.
October 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My jam sandwich?
Mmmmmmmm, sandwiches.
October 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Mmmmmmmm, sandwiches.
Sir Dr. Mann, there is absolutely nothing I would love more right now. Do you have any more of those sandwiches we packed?
Would you like me to read it to you with my practiced comedic timing?
I don't know what it is you're trying to show me, but I'm sure it's grand, Guy!
October 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sir Dr. Mann, there is absolutely nothing I would love more right now. Do you have any more of those sandwiches we packed?
I don't know what it is you're trying to show me, but I'm sure it's grand, Guy!
October 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I don't know what it is you're trying to show me, but I'm sure it's grand, Guy!