"scary" guy 🎃
@agentguymann.bsky.social
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Is he touring?
Why Orson I haven't heard such fine music since I first came to your world so long ago.
This brought a tear to my eye and put a song in my heart.
I was just thinking about going home but this alone has convinced me to stay for, oh, at least another hundred years...
This brought a tear to my eye and put a song in my heart.
I was just thinking about going home but this alone has convinced me to stay for, oh, at least another hundred years...
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Is he touring?
Why Orson I haven't heard such fine music since I first came to your world so long ago.
This brought a tear to my eye and put a song in my heart.
I was just thinking about going home but this alone has convinced me to stay for, oh, at least another hundred years...
This brought a tear to my eye and put a song in my heart.
I was just thinking about going home but this alone has convinced me to stay for, oh, at least another hundred years...
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Why Orson I haven't heard such fine music since I first came to your world so long ago.
This brought a tear to my eye and put a song in my heart.
I was just thinking about going home but this alone has convinced me to stay for, oh, at least another hundred years...
This brought a tear to my eye and put a song in my heart.
I was just thinking about going home but this alone has convinced me to stay for, oh, at least another hundred years...
( big smile. )
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Wha?
( distant now, dreamy almost. )
The Great Vampires... returned...?
The Great Vampires... returned...?
October 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
( big smile. )
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
( distant now, dreamy almost. )
The Great Vampires... returned...?
The Great Vampires... returned...?
*Don't*. DON'T. Because if you panic Daisy'll find out and Daisy's gonna tell EVERYONE. And then Ajla'll . . . I dunno, eat us all or something?
( eyes wide. )
Did you say don't panic or panic?
Did you say don't panic or panic?
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
( distant now, dreamy almost. )
The Great Vampires... returned...?
The Great Vampires... returned...?
( eyes wide. )
Did you say don't panic or panic?
Did you say don't panic or panic?
Okay, cool. Don't panic, but I'm like 90% sure Ajla's a vampire.
Of course I can! I'm a man of my word.
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
( eyes wide. )
Did you say don't panic or panic?
Did you say don't panic or panic?
Of course I can! I'm a man of my word.
Dude, you can keep a secret, right?
ooh, okey dokey.
October 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Of course I can! I'm a man of my word.
ooh, okey dokey.
Hey Guy, can I talk to you real quick? Like, in *private*?
Take one!
But beware...
But beware...
October 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
ooh, okey dokey.
Take one!
But beware...
But beware...
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Take one!
But beware...
But beware...
No, but you're welcome!
Ooh you're giving out candy? Thanks!
they're my scary antlers.
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
No, but you're welcome!
they're my scary antlers.
Those are antlers, not horns.
October 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
they're my scary antlers.
Liked.
Going to like it on Guy's account and finding out he's already liked it.
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Liked.
Take the wheel!
What's what?
yes, but... what's this?
it's getting away!
it's getting away!
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Take the wheel!
Liked.
October 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Liked.
yes, but... what's this?
it's getting away!
it's getting away!
Sir Dr. Mann, there is absolutely nothing I would love more right now. Do you have any more of those sandwiches we packed?
Would you like me to read it to you with my practiced comedic timing?
October 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
yes, but... what's this?
it's getting away!
it's getting away!
Would you like me to read it to you with my practiced comedic timing?
I don't know what it is you're trying to show me, but I'm sure it's grand, Guy!
October 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Would you like me to read it to you with my practiced comedic timing?
No?? I had one myself. Never failed me! Always reliable. Then it ran out of paper & wouldn't print any more.
You don't see Telefax machines anymore. It's a grand shame.
It *will* need to be connected to the outlet for the electricity to get inside.
September 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
No?? I had one myself. Never failed me! Always reliable. Then it ran out of paper & wouldn't print any more.
Relocating the photocopier is a great idea! The place feels like it's been spruced up already.
Good work! @agentdaisy.bsky.social
Good work! @agentdaisy.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Relocating the photocopier is a great idea! The place feels like it's been spruced up already.
Good work! @agentdaisy.bsky.social
Good work! @agentdaisy.bsky.social
“We have a new pianist? You know I heard a joke once about a twelve inch pianist - but it's a little too long for now. Stay here. I'll make sure the coast is clear.”
A double thumbs up from Guy Mann, confidently clueless, marching ahead.
A double thumbs up from Guy Mann, confidently clueless, marching ahead.
Spluttering out words, pointing behind him shakily. 'There's this, like, *living* briefcase in the parlor! On the piano! Look! It... Moved to touch me!'
He doesn't react.
“Okay!”
“Okay!”
September 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“We have a new pianist? You know I heard a joke once about a twelve inch pianist - but it's a little too long for now. Stay here. I'll make sure the coast is clear.”
A double thumbs up from Guy Mann, confidently clueless, marching ahead.
A double thumbs up from Guy Mann, confidently clueless, marching ahead.
He doesn't react.
“Okay!”
“Okay!”
Joel went running out of the parlor and ran right into @agentguymann.bsky.social. 'Dude, you have to come see this!!!'
September 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
He doesn't react.
“Okay!”
“Okay!”
Me Guy.
This guy.
August 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Me Guy.
And a very happy July 4th to all of you at home!
July 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
And a very happy July 4th to all of you at home!
The food on Earth ALL tastes!
Thank you, sir! I love food that tastes!
Of course! Speak to Daisy about it, she's taking everyone's order.
June 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The food on Earth ALL tastes!
I just want as many nachos as they can fit in the bag.
June 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I just want as many nachos as they can fit in the bag.