Ajla
@agentajla.bsky.social
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Oh, for me? Thanks Daisy.
Not bad, Guy.
Not bad, Guy.
Ooh you're giving out candy? Thanks!
they're my scary antlers.
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh, for me? Thanks Daisy.
Not bad, Guy.
Not bad, Guy.
'I can see your eyelids twitching. Get up.'
She, of course, is such a light sleeper that she wakes when she hears the voice.
But she pretends not to. Snuggling into the jacket with a sleepy sigh.
But she pretends not to. Snuggling into the jacket with a sleepy sigh.
'Hey, kid. You're blocking the microwave. Move.'
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
'I can see your eyelids twitching. Get up.'
Okay, what bullshit did I miss this time.
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Okay, what bullshit did I miss this time.
'Hey, kid. You're blocking the microwave. Move.'
Curled up in a stolen jacket, taking a nap.
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
'Hey, kid. You're blocking the microwave. Move.'
( She sticks her hand in the bag and wipes the dust on her fingers off on Joel's jacket. )
You said it. Hey, want a cheeto? You've *gotta* use your chopsticks though. You didn't lose them, *right*?
Americans are so lazy.
October 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
( She sticks her hand in the bag and wipes the dust on her fingers off on Joel's jacket. )
Americans are so lazy.
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Americans are so lazy.
That's what a . . . a . . . what's the word, aragaz, a . . . cooker, that's what that's for!
It's a pot full of noodles you add water and microwave it and then you eat it.
What is... Pot Noodle?
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That's what a . . . a . . . what's the word, aragaz, a . . . cooker, that's what that's for!
What is... Pot Noodle?
It's a new pot noodle flavor. Hungry?
What is this? This isn't your best work, Orson.
October 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What is... Pot Noodle?
What is this? This isn't your best work, Orson.
Instnant Grandma
October 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What is this? This isn't your best work, Orson.
When trouble comes to the Line, it takes the path of the back alleys, hiding out from the oppressive programming of the Patrolmen by day and shunting into the underground prohibition bars at night for a good time.
October 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When trouble comes to the Line, it takes the path of the back alleys, hiding out from the oppressive programming of the Patrolmen by day and shunting into the underground prohibition bars at night for a good time.
I didn't go to a school. That's how they brainwash you.
Although, if he's a friend of yours, I'm sure he won't mind if you use a few, no?
Although, if he's a friend of yours, I'm sure he won't mind if you use a few, no?
He uhhhhhhh goes to another school.
Really? What friend?
October 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I didn't go to a school. That's how they brainwash you.
Although, if he's a friend of yours, I'm sure he won't mind if you use a few, no?
Although, if he's a friend of yours, I'm sure he won't mind if you use a few, no?
Who am I kidding. The answer is always Joel.
October 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Who am I kidding. The answer is always Joel.
Really? What friend?
NO!!!
anyway I'm HOLDING THEM FOR A FRIEND.
anyway I'm HOLDING THEM FOR A FRIEND.
Are those poppers?
October 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Really? What friend?
Are those poppers?
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Are those poppers?
Going to like it on Guy's account and finding out he's already liked it.
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Going to like it on Guy's account and finding out he's already liked it.
@agentguymann.bsky.social @agentorson.bsky.social Why do you have a goat?
September 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@agentguymann.bsky.social @agentorson.bsky.social Why do you have a goat?
ajla is riding down one of the undocumented back alleys when she finds a body.
September 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
ajla is riding down one of the undocumented back alleys when she finds a body.
Let's go somewhere more private and talk about that outfit. It's good, but... Well, how do I say this? If I knew I was looking for someone undercover, you'd be the first person I'd guess. The sunglasses, for one. Too obvious.
I'm interested.
Not bad. Maybe I could give you a few... pointers.
September 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Let's go somewhere more private and talk about that outfit. It's good, but... Well, how do I say this? If I knew I was looking for someone undercover, you'd be the first person I'd guess. The sunglasses, for one. Too obvious.
In the future, they drive fast cars and everything moves in the sky. Ajla finds them all boring and has a motorbike instead. It weaves through traffic jams at ten times the speed. When she gets off her bike, she takes off her helmet and shakes her hair back into place, just like in the movies.
September 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
In the future, they drive fast cars and everything moves in the sky. Ajla finds them all boring and has a motorbike instead. It weaves through traffic jams at ten times the speed. When she gets off her bike, she takes off her helmet and shakes her hair back into place, just like in the movies.
Not bad. Maybe I could give you a few... pointers.
September 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Not bad. Maybe I could give you a few... pointers.
When I get my hands on Joel, I'm going to--
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this *cannot* be happening.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When I get my hands on Joel, I'm going to--
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this *cannot* be happening.
August 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
this *cannot* be happening.