𝐃𝐄𝐋 vs responsibility
@delasi.bsky.social
need a job.
| roleplay | sci-fi | 18+
| roleplay | sci-fi | 18+
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ㅤ ㅤ del for short.
merc for hire. trying to rebuild a broken life.
roleplay only | 18+
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ㅤ ㅤ del for short.
merc for hire. trying to rebuild a broken life.
roleplay only | 18+
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some of the time i gotta yell.
A Tree Whisperer, huh?--
she can speak loads of languages anyway.
galactic common, galactic basic, standard galactic, tree,
galactic common, galactic basic, standard galactic, tree,
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
some of the time i gotta yell.
yeah i could use a drink!
@delasi.bsky.social wanna go for a walk?
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
yeah i could use a drink!
whoa that's a HUGE dick
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
whoa that's a HUGE dick
she can speak loads of languages anyway.
galactic common, galactic basic, standard galactic, tree,
galactic common, galactic basic, standard galactic, tree,
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
she can speak loads of languages anyway.
galactic common, galactic basic, standard galactic, tree,
galactic common, galactic basic, standard galactic, tree,
why would i ever want to do that?
i think you should learn latin :-)
i'm preparing for my dad era. problem is i'm way too hip & down with it to be a dad, dads are supposed to be lame. how do i make myself lame?
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
why would i ever want to do that?
i'm preparing for my dad era. problem is i'm way too hip & down with it to be a dad, dads are supposed to be lame. how do i make myself lame?
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i'm preparing for my dad era. problem is i'm way too hip & down with it to be a dad, dads are supposed to be lame. how do i make myself lame?
oh hey lalo want a beer?
nah.
did we uh, ever solve the first gas leak?
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
oh hey lalo want a beer?
did we uh, ever solve the first gas leak?
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
did we uh, ever solve the first gas leak?
kinda like chlorine gas yo
Hm.
The air feels... strange.
The air feels... strange.
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
kinda like chlorine gas yo
why don't YOU work at denny's while i pursue an actual career in space gardening.
okay, and? they got that shit too.
i'm a VEGETARIAN.
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
why don't YOU work at denny's while i pursue an actual career in space gardening.
i'm a VEGETARIAN.
okay, two words: infinite ham.
( lighting several cigarettes. )
you mean for work? i dunno...
you mean for work? i dunno...
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i'm a VEGETARIAN.
( lighting several cigarettes. )
you mean for work? i dunno...
you mean for work? i dunno...
i dunno, man. aren't we, like, moving somewhere?
then what else can i turn into a maternity ward?
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
( lighting several cigarettes. )
you mean for work? i dunno...
you mean for work? i dunno...
then what else can i turn into a maternity ward?
oh *cruk* no.
ok me next.
so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?
so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
then what else can i turn into a maternity ward?
ok me next.
so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?
so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?
oh, yeah, totally man. i'm doing 10 vapes right now.
lalo, if you're not gonna help me get rid of all these vape cartridges, cigarettes, booze & other illicit narcotics, then you're gonna have to help me ingest the whole treasury.
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
ok me next.
so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?
so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?
lalo, if you're not gonna help me get rid of all these vape cartridges, cigarettes, booze & other illicit narcotics, then you're gonna have to help me ingest the whole treasury.
dude, chill. perfect's, like, impossible.
what's it matter?
what's it matter?
this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect.
perfect.
perfect.
perfect!!!!
what's it matter?
this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect.
perfect.
perfect.
perfect!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
lalo, if you're not gonna help me get rid of all these vape cartridges, cigarettes, booze & other illicit narcotics, then you're gonna have to help me ingest the whole treasury.
what's it matter?
what's it matter?
this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect.
perfect.
perfect.
perfect!!!!
what's it matter?
this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect.
perfect.
perfect.
perfect!!!!
i mean, what's it matter anyway? every planet since the war's just a crukton of sand, all the same.
says every single one of the dozens of parenting books i've looked through!
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
what's it matter?
what's it matter?
this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect.
perfect.
perfect.
perfect!!!!
what's it matter?
this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect.
perfect.
perfect.
perfect!!!!
says every single one of the dozens of parenting books i've looked through!
says who? i had, like, 37 brothers and sisters and the other stuff in between and all that shit, and my parents had tons of fun.
it's *our* kid. you can't have fun with a kid around, it's like, impossible.
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
says every single one of the dozens of parenting books i've looked through!
it's *our* kid. you can't have fun with a kid around, it's like, impossible.
hey, yo, hold up. it's *my* ship!
oh yeah i'm tossing out everything we have that's even a little bit fun.
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
it's *our* kid. you can't have fun with a kid around, it's like, impossible.
oh yeah i'm tossing out everything we have that's even a little bit fun.
dude, *what*? the *smoke den*? you can't do that!
i was just gonna turn the smoke den into a maternity ward.
October 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
oh yeah i'm tossing out everything we have that's even a little bit fun.
i was just gonna turn the smoke den into a maternity ward.
where *are* we gonna go, del?
i'm not letting art give birth anywhere near that dump.
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i was just gonna turn the smoke den into a maternity ward.
i'm not letting art give birth anywhere near that dump.
infinite ham.
you're getting off track.
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i'm not letting art give birth anywhere near that dump.
you're getting off track.
yo, wait, del. we could work at denny's.
yeah i'm tryna find a landing site but our stupid spaceship is so crukking big...
let's just land on all these abandoned cars.
let's just land on all these abandoned cars.
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
you're getting off track.
yeah i'm tryna find a landing site but our stupid spaceship is so crukking big...
let's just land on all these abandoned cars.
let's just land on all these abandoned cars.
yo what up! maybe they've got ham.
it's the galactic denny's headquarters.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
yeah i'm tryna find a landing site but our stupid spaceship is so crukking big...
let's just land on all these abandoned cars.
let's just land on all these abandoned cars.
it's the galactic denny's headquarters.
ok cool. what's urf.
that's what the locals call urf. how do you fuck up the pronunciation of your own planet? dumbasses.
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
it's the galactic denny's headquarters.