𝐃𝐄𝐋 vs responsibility
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𝐃𝐄𝐋 vs responsibility
@delasi.bsky.social
need a job.

| roleplay | sci-fi | 18+
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ㅤ ㅤ del for short.

merc for hire. trying to rebuild a broken life.

roleplay only | 18+
some of the time i gotta yell.
A Tree Whisperer, huh?--
she can speak loads of languages anyway.

galactic common, galactic basic, standard galactic, tree,
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
yeah i could use a drink!
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
whoa that's a HUGE dick
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
she can speak loads of languages anyway.

galactic common, galactic basic, standard galactic, tree,
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
why would i ever want to do that?
i think you should learn latin :-)
i'm preparing for my dad era. problem is i'm way too hip & down with it to be a dad, dads are supposed to be lame. how do i make myself lame?
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i'm preparing for my dad era. problem is i'm way too hip & down with it to be a dad, dads are supposed to be lame. how do i make myself lame?
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
oh hey lalo want a beer?
nah.
did we uh, ever solve the first gas leak?
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
did we uh, ever solve the first gas leak?
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
kinda like chlorine gas yo
Hm.

The air feels... strange.
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
why don't YOU work at denny's while i pursue an actual career in space gardening.
okay, and? they got that shit too.
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i'm a VEGETARIAN.
okay, two words: infinite ham.
( lighting several cigarettes. )

you mean for work? i dunno...
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
( lighting several cigarettes. )

you mean for work? i dunno...
i dunno, man. aren't we, like, moving somewhere?
then what else can i turn into a maternity ward?
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
then what else can i turn into a maternity ward?
oh *cruk* no.
ok me next.

so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ok me next.

so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?
oh, yeah, totally man. i'm doing 10 vapes right now.
lalo, if you're not gonna help me get rid of all these vape cartridges, cigarettes, booze & other illicit narcotics, then you're gonna have to help me ingest the whole treasury.
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
lalo, if you're not gonna help me get rid of all these vape cartridges, cigarettes, booze & other illicit narcotics, then you're gonna have to help me ingest the whole treasury.
dude, chill. perfect's, like, impossible.
what's it matter?

what's it matter?

this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect.

perfect.

perfect.

perfect!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
what's it matter?

what's it matter?

this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect.

perfect.

perfect.

perfect!!!!
i mean, what's it matter anyway? every planet since the war's just a crukton of sand, all the same.
says every single one of the dozens of parenting books i've looked through!
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
says every single one of the dozens of parenting books i've looked through!
says who? i had, like, 37 brothers and sisters and the other stuff in between and all that shit, and my parents had tons of fun.
it's *our* kid. you can't have fun with a kid around, it's like, impossible.
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
it's *our* kid. you can't have fun with a kid around, it's like, impossible.
hey, yo, hold up. it's *my* ship!
oh yeah i'm tossing out everything we have that's even a little bit fun.
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
oh yeah i'm tossing out everything we have that's even a little bit fun.
dude, *what*? the *smoke den*? you can't do that!
i was just gonna turn the smoke den into a maternity ward.
October 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i was just gonna turn the smoke den into a maternity ward.
where *are* we gonna go, del?
i'm not letting art give birth anywhere near that dump.
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i'm not letting art give birth anywhere near that dump.
infinite ham.
you're getting off track.
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
you're getting off track.
yo, wait, del. we could work at denny's.
yeah i'm tryna find a landing site but our stupid spaceship is so crukking big...

let's just land on all these abandoned cars.
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
yeah i'm tryna find a landing site but our stupid spaceship is so crukking big...

let's just land on all these abandoned cars.
yo what up! maybe they've got ham.
it's the galactic denny's headquarters.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
it's the galactic denny's headquarters.
ok cool. what's urf.
that's what the locals call urf. how do you fuck up the pronunciation of your own planet? dumbasses.
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM