lalo
@laloification.bsky.social
werewolf himbo dude. | roleplay | eng/spa | sci-fi | 18+
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lalo
@laloification.bsky.social
· Feb 22
uh oh.
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tlaloc 'lalo' ibarra del bosque.
space mercenary co-piloting the delalo. werewolf. idiot. 18+. sci-fi rp.
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tlaloc 'lalo' ibarra del bosque.
space mercenary co-piloting the delalo. werewolf. idiot. 18+. sci-fi rp.
no she's art.
is she okay?
blood donor, blood don . . . ing, whatever the verb is, that's cool, that's cool.
yeah cool 'cos i dunno if i'm any good with art on my own . . . she's, like . . . y'know?
yeah cool 'cos i dunno if i'm any good with art on my own . . . she's, like . . . y'know?
January 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
no she's art.
blood donor, blood don . . . ing, whatever the verb is, that's cool, that's cool.
yeah cool 'cos i dunno if i'm any good with art on my own . . . she's, like . . . y'know?
yeah cool 'cos i dunno if i'm any good with art on my own . . . she's, like . . . y'know?
i'm good! i've lost a lot of blood but that was totally consensually. i should be home uhhhhhhhhh soon?
aw hey girl! how are youuuuuu?
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
blood donor, blood don . . . ing, whatever the verb is, that's cool, that's cool.
yeah cool 'cos i dunno if i'm any good with art on my own . . . she's, like . . . y'know?
yeah cool 'cos i dunno if i'm any good with art on my own . . . she's, like . . . y'know?
aw hey girl! how are youuuuuu?
aw hi lalo!
i'm uhhhhhhh i'm on ummmm some kind of ship, i think?
i'm uhhhhhhh i'm on ummmm some kind of ship, i think?
yo del it's lalo y'know that dude you kinda sorta work with for like uhhh ten, fifteen years now???? anyway i'm calling you through the chip they installed in us at the space vet's where the cruk are you man
January 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
aw hey girl! how are youuuuuu?
yo del it's lalo y'know that dude you kinda sorta work with for like uhhh ten, fifteen years now???? anyway i'm calling you through the chip they installed in us at the space vet's where the cruk are you man
this chick is kinda mean & intense...
mmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmm
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
yo del it's lalo y'know that dude you kinda sorta work with for like uhhh ten, fifteen years now???? anyway i'm calling you through the chip they installed in us at the space vet's where the cruk are you man
yo, any of you crukkers ever been in a house before?
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
yo, any of you crukkers ever been in a house before?
hey dude i'm tryna sell this mirror does anyone want it
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
hey dude i'm tryna sell this mirror does anyone want it
dude what the cruk you need to leave right now
maybe you should try farting.
dude i'm on some straight gas rn.
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
dude what the cruk you need to leave right now
dude i'm on some straight gas rn.
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
dude i'm on some straight gas rn.
i said put the fries in the bag, man.
oh, sir, those are worms!
yeah, yeah, put the fries in the bag.
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i said put the fries in the bag, man.
yeah, yeah, put the fries in the bag.
i ain't happy, i'm feelin glad
i got lucy in a bag
i'm lucy but not for long
i got lucy in a bag
i'm lucy but not for long
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
yeah, yeah, put the fries in the bag.
dude i think we're blocked.
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
dude i think we're blocked.
dude it's not me i'm fart-free since they got me on this new dog chew shit.
why do i smell GAS?
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
dude it's not me i'm fart-free since they got me on this new dog chew shit.
yeah, yeah, whatever, uh, you make some good points there or whatever. help me get these trash bags on, i gotta go climbing in the vents and those crukking suits ain't gonna fit my paws, man.
.... I'm not ....
I am also offering to help, if that wasn't clear. When *was* the last time you rested?
I am also offering to help, if that wasn't clear. When *was* the last time you rested?
yeah, yeah, i'm working on it, man! stop shouting at me! gods, does everyone gotta shout at ME? it's always crukking lalo work, but it's never lalo *rest*, HUH?
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
yeah, yeah, whatever, uh, you make some good points there or whatever. help me get these trash bags on, i gotta go climbing in the vents and those crukking suits ain't gonna fit my paws, man.
oh shit! hell yeah. dude, you oughta see the shit i'm dealing with over here. it's, like, crazy.
oh hey lalo want a beer?
nah.
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
oh shit! hell yeah. dude, you oughta see the shit i'm dealing with over here. it's, like, crazy.
nah.
did we uh, ever solve the first gas leak?
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
nah.
yeah, yeah, i'm working on it, man! stop shouting at me! gods, does everyone gotta shout at ME? it's always crukking lalo work, but it's never lalo *rest*, HUH?
Mm.
Well, no time to delay. It has to be fixed.
Well, no time to delay. It has to be fixed.
shit's crukked, man.
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
yeah, yeah, i'm working on it, man! stop shouting at me! gods, does everyone gotta shout at ME? it's always crukking lalo work, but it's never lalo *rest*, HUH?
shit's crukked, man.
*Again?*
yo dude i think we've got a gas leak?
November 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
shit's crukked, man.
yo dude i think we've got a gas leak?
Hm.
The air feels... strange.
The air feels... strange.
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
yo dude i think we've got a gas leak?
'cos it's MY ship?
why don't YOU work at denny's while i pursue an actual career in space gardening.
okay, and? they got that shit too.
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
'cos it's MY ship?
okay, and? they got that shit too.
i'm a VEGETARIAN.
okay, two words: infinite ham.
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
okay, and? they got that shit too.
okay, two words: infinite ham.
( lighting several cigarettes. )
you mean for work? i dunno...
you mean for work? i dunno...
i dunno, man. aren't we, like, moving somewhere?
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
okay, two words: infinite ham.
i dunno, man. aren't we, like, moving somewhere?
then what else can i turn into a maternity ward?
oh *cruk* no.
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i dunno, man. aren't we, like, moving somewhere?
oh *cruk* no.
ok me next.
so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?
so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?
oh, yeah, totally man. i'm doing 10 vapes right now.
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
oh *cruk* no.
oh, yeah, totally man. i'm doing 10 vapes right now.
lalo, if you're not gonna help me get rid of all these vape cartridges, cigarettes, booze & other illicit narcotics, then you're gonna have to help me ingest the whole treasury.
dude, chill. perfect's, like, impossible.
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
oh, yeah, totally man. i'm doing 10 vapes right now.
dude, chill. perfect's, like, impossible.
what's it matter?
what's it matter?
this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect.
perfect.
perfect.
perfect!!!!
what's it matter?
this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect.
perfect.
perfect.
perfect!!!!
i mean, what's it matter anyway? every planet since the war's just a crukton of sand, all the same.
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
dude, chill. perfect's, like, impossible.