vinnie van b
@beatsreporting.bsky.social
no story too small! telling the truth, one scoop at a time. | #falloutrp; #mvrp | mature themes | 18+
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vincent van blair, field reporter for the vegas variety. the goal is to celebrate our beautiful city while showing all the stuff the casinos don't want you to see. always looking for a story - get it right, write it tight!
vincent van blair, field reporter for the vegas variety. the goal is to celebrate our beautiful city while showing all the stuff the casinos don't want you to see. always looking for a story - get it right, write it tight!
well, i mean, how was *i* to you know you were interested!
first you leave me for a MAN! now this!
hey, don't shoot the messenger!
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
well, i mean, how was *i* to you know you were interested!
hey, don't shoot the messenger!
VINNIE WHAT THE HECK
uhhh, pretty much, yup!
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
hey, don't shoot the messenger!
uhhh, pretty much, yup!
you all want me dead.
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 AM
uhhh, pretty much, yup!
LUCY TWOSIE???????????
oh man i love my boyfriend i'm sure nothing noteworthy is happening right now
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
LUCY TWOSIE???????????
oh man i love my boyfriend i'm sure nothing noteworthy is happening right now
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
oh man i love my boyfriend i'm sure nothing noteworthy is happening right now
MY GRANDPARENTS????????????????? IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
MY GRANDPARENTS????????????????? IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
whoever it is better stop! if i don't take mentats my head is literally gonna explode!
( slow crunching sounds. head shake. )
am i going crazy or is someone taking my mentats???
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
whoever it is better stop! if i don't take mentats my head is literally gonna explode!
am i going crazy or is someone taking my mentats???
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
am i going crazy or is someone taking my mentats???
it's not GAY . . . we're just very good friends
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
it's not GAY . . . we're just very good friends
sigh . . .
Valente makes the rest of the rangers look slow and sloppy.
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
sigh . . .
he is sooooo . . .
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
he is sooooo . . .
YOU raised HER!
whoever raised you did a terrible job if you think any of those beat astronaut!!
well, a reporter, of course! and let's see . . . a fortune cookie writer, rollercoaster tester, food critic, ooh, food tester, florist, private island caretaker, jazz musician, piano technician, literary editor, guy who replaces the pins when you go bowling, i don't know the name of that job . . .
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
YOU raised HER!
well, a reporter, of course! and let's see . . . a fortune cookie writer, rollercoaster tester, food critic, ooh, food tester, florist, private island caretaker, jazz musician, piano technician, literary editor, guy who replaces the pins when you go bowling, i don't know the name of that job . . .
name one job that's cooler than astronaut.
oh, sorry! i have the LAMEST grandma.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
well, a reporter, of course! and let's see . . . a fortune cookie writer, rollercoaster tester, food critic, ooh, food tester, florist, private island caretaker, jazz musician, piano technician, literary editor, guy who replaces the pins when you go bowling, i don't know the name of that job . . .
oh, sorry! i have the LAMEST grandma.
please never say that again!
i have the COOLEST grandma.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
oh, sorry! i have the LAMEST grandma.
i have the COOLEST grandma.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i have the COOLEST grandma.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!
( a shot rings out. )
mmm, mentats . . .
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!
mmm, mentats . . .
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
mmm, mentats . . .
awesome! where'd you learn?
Yes, actually, I do!
hey, do you speak latin too?
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
awesome! where'd you learn?
it's fun and you get to read the passages out loud in bible camp and everyone thinks you're cool :-)
why would i ever want to do that?
i think you should learn latin :-)
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it's fun and you get to read the passages out loud in bible camp and everyone thinks you're cool :-)
hey, do you speak latin too?
(Staring blankly, head tilted like a confused puppy.)
...Huh?
...Huh?
woah, i didn't know you were in the legion!
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
hey, do you speak latin too?
woah, i didn't know you were in the legion!
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
woah, i didn't know you were in the legion!
i think you should learn latin :-)
i'm preparing for my dad era. problem is i'm way too hip & down with it to be a dad, dads are supposed to be lame. how do i make myself lame?
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i think you should learn latin :-)
i'm ernie, he's bert!
trudging along.
just come look.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i'm ernie, he's bert!
just come look.
oh? costumes? how completely childish. where's mine?
kimmie! kimmie! come over here! come look at our matching costumes!
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
just come look.
kimmie! kimmie! come over here! come look at our matching costumes!
let it be known far & wide that any spirit who contests with me will face my wrath
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
kimmie! kimmie! come over here! come look at our matching costumes!