vinnie van b
@beatsreporting.bsky.social
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𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼, 𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼, 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙄𝙏.ᐟ
vincent van blair, field reporter for the vegas variety. the goal is to celebrate our beautiful city while showing all the stuff the casinos don't want you to see. always looking for a story - get it right, write it tight!
vincent van blair, field reporter for the vegas variety. the goal is to celebrate our beautiful city while showing all the stuff the casinos don't want you to see. always looking for a story - get it right, write it tight!
awesome! where'd you learn?
Yes, actually, I do!
hey, do you speak latin too?
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
awesome! where'd you learn?
it's fun and you get to read the passages out loud in bible camp and everyone thinks you're cool :-)
why would i ever want to do that?
i think you should learn latin :-)
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it's fun and you get to read the passages out loud in bible camp and everyone thinks you're cool :-)
hey, do you speak latin too?
(Staring blankly, head tilted like a confused puppy.)
...Huh?
...Huh?
woah, i didn't know you were in the legion!
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
hey, do you speak latin too?
woah, i didn't know you were in the legion!
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
woah, i didn't know you were in the legion!
i think you should learn latin :-)
i'm preparing for my dad era. problem is i'm way too hip & down with it to be a dad, dads are supposed to be lame. how do i make myself lame?
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i think you should learn latin :-)
i'm ernie, he's bert!
trudging along.
just come look.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i'm ernie, he's bert!
just come look.
oh? costumes? how completely childish. where's mine?
kimmie! kimmie! come over here! come look at our matching costumes!
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
just come look.
kimmie! kimmie! come over here! come look at our matching costumes!
let it be known far & wide that any spirit who contests with me will face my wrath
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
kimmie! kimmie! come over here! come look at our matching costumes!
@wontgoquietly.bsky.social we've gotta match costumes.
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
@wontgoquietly.bsky.social we've gotta match costumes.
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i've got a cat and a career to focus on!
It’s not bad being fruity
October 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i've got a cat and a career to focus on!
FRUITY?
if my family is so fruity how do we like, keep having kids??
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
FRUITY?
i can think of a few times, big guy.
you're goddamn right about that.
you heard it here: luca doesn't miss.
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i can think of a few times, big guy.
you heard it here: luca doesn't miss.
October 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
you heard it here: luca doesn't miss.
but why does the man have to be twice your age?
I mean. I will cross dress for a man twice my age I have no quarrels with that!
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
but why does the man have to be twice your age?
no . . .
very good. but will that be enough to clear 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙗𝙩?
and that's where we'll use the cool thingamajiggy that turns off all technology in a sixteen hundred feet radius, which unlocks the safe where they keep the krabby patty recipe!
October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
no . . .
hi! vincent van blair, vegas variety.
oh, nice hair!
oh, nice hair!
oh! hello.
( fixing her hair. )
( fixing her hair. )
they're fine by me! :-)
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
hi! vincent van blair, vegas variety.
oh, nice hair!
oh, nice hair!
they're fine by me! :-)
boys.
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
they're fine by me! :-)
and that's where we'll use the cool thingamajiggy that turns off all technology in a sixteen hundred feet radius, which unlocks the safe where they keep the krabby patty recipe!
EXCELLENT expositing, vincent! the secret tunnel leads straight beneath the makeup department. from there, we follow our noses to perfume, where we enter via a service shaft...
okay!
so if nobody's watching, we can talk about our plan to use the secret tunnel under henrik's, right?
so if nobody's watching, we can talk about our plan to use the secret tunnel under henrik's, right?
October 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
and that's where we'll use the cool thingamajiggy that turns off all technology in a sixteen hundred feet radius, which unlocks the safe where they keep the krabby patty recipe!
'same old. i was out on the sierra, doing a campaign piece on the brahmin trade out there. they keep them so badly. makes you wanna go vegan, doesn't it?'
"Mostly just angry people. However, I *did* get the opportunity to spend some time in an industrial kitchen and..." He stopped speaking, staring up at the stars. "More importantly, how have *you* been?"
vincent took a drag. it's no menthol. 'i like to keep my eyes on the ground. you never know where a story might turn up. where'd you wander? see anything interesting?'
October 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
'same old. i was out on the sierra, doing a campaign piece on the brahmin trade out there. they keep them so badly. makes you wanna go vegan, doesn't it?'
okay!
so if nobody's watching, we can talk about our plan to use the secret tunnel under henrik's, right?
so if nobody's watching, we can talk about our plan to use the secret tunnel under henrik's, right?
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
okay!
so if nobody's watching, we can talk about our plan to use the secret tunnel under henrik's, right?
so if nobody's watching, we can talk about our plan to use the secret tunnel under henrik's, right?
vincent took a drag. it's no menthol. 'i like to keep my eyes on the ground. you never know where a story might turn up. where'd you wander? see anything interesting?'
"Did you want to write about me?" He asked, tone playful.
While he stayed sprawled out on the ground like a lazy cat, he held out his hand. Offering to share his cigarette.
"I didn't think I was away long enough for you to notice." A pause. "I was wandering. Exploring."
While he stayed sprawled out on the ground like a lazy cat, he held out his hand. Offering to share his cigarette.
"I didn't think I was away long enough for you to notice." A pause. "I was wandering. Exploring."
'i can't put that in a report,' van blair said, sitting down on the ground, loosening his tie. 'c'mon then, what've you been up to, huh?'
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
vincent took a drag. it's no menthol. 'i like to keep my eyes on the ground. you never know where a story might turn up. where'd you wander? see anything interesting?'
'i can't put that in a report,' van blair said, sitting down on the ground, loosening his tie. 'c'mon then, what've you been up to, huh?'
Slowly, he turned his head to look at Vincent. Blinking a few times before blowing smoke in his direction.
"I have said you can call me V, haven't I?"
"I have said you can call me V, haven't I?"
'oh, it's you! my *nameless compatriot*. long time, no see, huh?'
October 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
'i can't put that in a report,' van blair said, sitting down on the ground, loosening his tie. 'c'mon then, what've you been up to, huh?'
'oh, it's you! my *nameless compatriot*. long time, no see, huh?'
Laying on his back, smoking while gazing up at the stars.
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
'oh, it's you! my *nameless compatriot*. long time, no see, huh?'
sir, i never say ANYTHING i don't mean.
As long as you’re willing to repeat it!
let ME tell YOU something . . .
October 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
sir, i never say ANYTHING i don't mean.