Agent Coulson
@agent-coulson.bsky.social
What do I even put here?
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Friends, what if there was a job where you got to be annoying, extremely online, make terrible "art", and help save lives?
No, it's not fiction. It's real.
No, it's not fiction. It's real.
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Friends, what if there was a job where you got to be annoying, extremely online, make terrible "art", and help save lives?
No, it's not fiction. It's real.
No, it's not fiction. It's real.
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I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
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Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
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Now is the time to prepare to not set your house on fire this Thanksgiving.
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Now is the time to prepare to not set your house on fire this Thanksgiving.
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A goth-themed ice cream parlor called The Creamatorium
Thank you for following me on BlueSky
Thank you for following me on BlueSky
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A goth-themed ice cream parlor called The Creamatorium
Thank you for following me on BlueSky
Thank you for following me on BlueSky
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The WinRAR librarian 📚
October 24, 2024 at 4:08 PM
The WinRAR librarian 📚
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This is the aesthetic of the future
October 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This is the aesthetic of the future
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“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
September 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
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i really do think "glorch" is a good contender for a word for "a computer fucking up because some dipshit replaced something that was working fine with some machine learning bullshit"
September 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i really do think "glorch" is a good contender for a word for "a computer fucking up because some dipshit replaced something that was working fine with some machine learning bullshit"
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rolling up to the tournament with this
September 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
rolling up to the tournament with this
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Happy Halloween! I drew fanart.
August 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Haven’t seen any fucked up new chip flavors at the drug store in months. Recession indicator tbh
July 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Haven’t seen any fucked up new chip flavors at the drug store in months. Recession indicator tbh
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well that’s very specific
July 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
well that’s very specific
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pretty cool. wonder if she makes other stuff
May 27, 2024 at 4:12 AM
pretty cool. wonder if she makes other stuff
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My inner monologue has been that long tense note that plays in all the disaster movie trailers for far too long and I'm getting pretty tired of it.
June 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My inner monologue has been that long tense note that plays in all the disaster movie trailers for far too long and I'm getting pretty tired of it.
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I would just like to go on record as saying:
the fuck
the fuck
June 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I would just like to go on record as saying:
the fuck
the fuck
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Walt Disney and Comcast's Universal filed a copyright lawsuit against Midjourney on Wednesday, calling its popular AI-powered image generator a "bottomless pit of plagiarism" for its use of the studios' best-known characters.
Disney, Universal sue image creator Midjourney for copyright infringement
Walt Disney and Comcast's Universal filed a copyright lawsuit against Midjourney on Wednesday, calling its popular AI-powered image generator a "bottomless pit of plagiarism" for its use of the studios' best-known characters.
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June 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Walt Disney and Comcast's Universal filed a copyright lawsuit against Midjourney on Wednesday, calling its popular AI-powered image generator a "bottomless pit of plagiarism" for its use of the studios' best-known characters.
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I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.
June 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.
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![Comic. [Two houses next to each other. Piping runs from one underground, connecting it to the other.] [caption] A covertly-installed *Neighbor-Source Heat Pump* takes advantage of the fact that your neighbor keeps their house cool in the summer and warm in the winter.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihme75kw3ibwada5jzdvby6ctmeiuwpvwxkwcuww4bag43agicxz4@jpeg)
June 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Made this meme years ago and thought I'd share it here for Wrath Month. 🏳️🌈🗝
June 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Made this meme years ago and thought I'd share it here for Wrath Month. 🏳️🌈🗝
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New introductory phrase for work and social events just dropped
May 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
New introductory phrase for work and social events just dropped
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Apparently, "unsmellable" isn't a word? Strike one, nerds. How did you miss creating that one?
May 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Apparently, "unsmellable" isn't a word? Strike one, nerds. How did you miss creating that one?
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"jump your bones" meaning
❌❌❌❌to have sex with someon in an excited manner 🚫🚫⛔⛔🚫
✅✔✅✅do a kickflip over your friend who is a skeleton 🟢🟢✔✅✅✅
❌❌❌❌to have sex with someon in an excited manner 🚫🚫⛔⛔🚫
✅✔✅✅do a kickflip over your friend who is a skeleton 🟢🟢✔✅✅✅
May 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"jump your bones" meaning
❌❌❌❌to have sex with someon in an excited manner 🚫🚫⛔⛔🚫
✅✔✅✅do a kickflip over your friend who is a skeleton 🟢🟢✔✅✅✅
❌❌❌❌to have sex with someon in an excited manner 🚫🚫⛔⛔🚫
✅✔✅✅do a kickflip over your friend who is a skeleton 🟢🟢✔✅✅✅