Andrea Ennis
@aennis.bsky.social
Used to practice law. Got #LongCovid. Health won’t let me do that anymore. So, here to lurk and post random brain salad. Love books, politics, and basically just fun stuff 😂
One of the books I’m super excited for next year! #2025 #52Weeks52Books #booksky
It’s exactly 2 months till my debut epic fantasy Lightfall is out featuring:
🧛♂️ Vampires
🐺 Werewolves
🧙♂️Sorcerers
❌ NO HUMANS
🗣 Immortals’ politics
🩸Blood Bank heist
🔎 Murder mystery
🤖 Sci-fi secrets
Pre-order link in bio should you want to join the Crocker Club (the dingiest of the clubs)
🧛♂️ Vampires
🐺 Werewolves
🧙♂️Sorcerers
❌ NO HUMANS
🗣 Immortals’ politics
🩸Blood Bank heist
🔎 Murder mystery
🤖 Sci-fi secrets
Pre-order link in bio should you want to join the Crocker Club (the dingiest of the clubs)
December 18, 2024 at 10:45 PM
One of the books I’m super excited for next year! #2025 #52Weeks52Books #booksky
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December 18, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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🖕 stop following me around and making memes about me
December 18, 2024 at 4:22 PM
🖕 stop following me around and making memes about me
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![a comic called waking up by @alexkrokus
4 panes
1st pane: a blue man who's tied up says "zzzz-w-what where am i?" clearly distressed
2nd pane: the red man also tied up says "you're in the trolley problem!", we can see a trolley, the tracks, a rich man controlling the lever, several ppl tied on up on the tracks, and on the other tracks some bags of money
3rd pane: [blue guy continues speaking] i thought i would be the one operating the lever...
it shows a close up of the rich man, green skin, monocle, top hat with red band and black suit. there are 4 bags o fmoney and he seems very happy to operate the lever
4th pane: the red guy says "no that's someone else"
What can I say, I see a trolly problem image and I reskeet it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ufqkawuz7vb22wbar5u6lutt/bafkreigapbvehmi6kubvl76twn4f4p7lf5nwj4hsocx5pf76m5j4lgvlrq@jpeg)
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A thing I scream once per day as I read various documents and emails is "who taught you to use commas?"
December 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
A thing I scream once per day as I read various documents and emails is "who taught you to use commas?"
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Newest U.S. Aid Mission Just Single PowerBar Labeled ‘For Gaza’ Thrown Into Ocean
theonion.com/newest-u-s-a...
theonion.com/newest-u-s-a...
December 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Newest U.S. Aid Mission Just Single PowerBar Labeled ‘For Gaza’ Thrown Into Ocean
theonion.com/newest-u-s-a...
theonion.com/newest-u-s-a...
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U.S. Protests Mexi-Canadian Overpass
theonion.com/u-s-protests...
theonion.com/u-s-protests...
December 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
U.S. Protests Mexi-Canadian Overpass
theonion.com/u-s-protests...
theonion.com/u-s-protests...
This is fine 🔥👁️👄👁️🔥
Labcor announced that its H5 bird flu molecular test is now available for doctors to order, and it can be used to assess potential human exposure.
The company said it developed the test with support from the CDC to expand access and testing capacity, according to CIDRAP.
The company said it developed the test with support from the CDC to expand access and testing capacity, according to CIDRAP.
December 18, 2024 at 8:51 PM
This is fine 🔥👁️👄👁️🔥
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Just build a beautiful garden...the butterflies will come.🦋
December 17, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Just build a beautiful garden...the butterflies will come.🦋
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Something I enjoy in Star Trek TNG is when an officer is like 'I wanna do this thing' and Picard is all 'mmmidk bout that one'
But then an Admiral or someone comes in like 'we're here to stop your officer from doing the thing' and Picard is like 'I think the fuck not you trickass bitch'
But then an Admiral or someone comes in like 'we're here to stop your officer from doing the thing' and Picard is like 'I think the fuck not you trickass bitch'
December 18, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Something I enjoy in Star Trek TNG is when an officer is like 'I wanna do this thing' and Picard is all 'mmmidk bout that one'
But then an Admiral or someone comes in like 'we're here to stop your officer from doing the thing' and Picard is like 'I think the fuck not you trickass bitch'
But then an Admiral or someone comes in like 'we're here to stop your officer from doing the thing' and Picard is like 'I think the fuck not you trickass bitch'
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Good night, Familia. Healing takes time. Be gentle with yourself and know that you are loved. Today, tomorrow, always. Love you, all ❤️🩹🍃🕊️
December 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Good night, Familia. Healing takes time. Be gentle with yourself and know that you are loved. Today, tomorrow, always. Love you, all ❤️🩹🍃🕊️
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I don’t practice law anymore, but wouldn’t this be defrauding the shareholders in a way? If this is reported to them, that is. #lawsky #hypotheticals
A Senate probe found Amazon manipulated injury data to make warehouses appear safer.
It's twice as high as other warehouse jobs.
But sure. Tell me Amazon warehouse workers don't need a union. #UnionsForAll
It's twice as high as other warehouse jobs.
But sure. Tell me Amazon warehouse workers don't need a union. #UnionsForAll
December 18, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I don’t practice law anymore, but wouldn’t this be defrauding the shareholders in a way? If this is reported to them, that is. #lawsky #hypotheticals
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We're already in a class war, but most of us have to wake up and realize it.
#CEO #UHC #DenyDefendDepose #Injustice #LuigiMangione
#CEO #UHC #DenyDefendDepose #Injustice #LuigiMangione
December 17, 2024 at 8:20 PM
We're already in a class war, but most of us have to wake up and realize it.
#CEO #UHC #DenyDefendDepose #Injustice #LuigiMangione
#CEO #UHC #DenyDefendDepose #Injustice #LuigiMangione
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Next they’ll tell us that having a direct motive to the specific CEO that was shot and making no attempts to harm anyone else, specifically made plans to reduce the harm he caused, and allowed himself to be captured meant he was going to commit treason next.
#NoIntent #MensReaMeansSomething
#NoIntent #MensReaMeansSomething
Hmmmmm…
Dylan Roof killed 9 Black people trying to start a race war.
He wasn't charged with terrorism.
He wasn't charged with terrorism.
December 18, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Next they’ll tell us that having a direct motive to the specific CEO that was shot and making no attempts to harm anyone else, specifically made plans to reduce the harm he caused, and allowed himself to be captured meant he was going to commit treason next.
#NoIntent #MensReaMeansSomething
#NoIntent #MensReaMeansSomething
Hey #authors , would you be willing to help me out? I want to write a short story or novel (not sure on length quite yet) and I want to write it with the intent of trying to get it published. Can you give some tips on things I should keep in mind if a published work is my end goal? TYIA!!! #booksky
December 18, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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People just don't get how fun power tools and tools are in general. Things that do specific jobs well are so neat. You should buy a nice electric screwdriver n bit set it'll change ur god damn life.
December 18, 2024 at 6:24 PM
People just don't get how fun power tools and tools are in general. Things that do specific jobs well are so neat. You should buy a nice electric screwdriver n bit set it'll change ur god damn life.