Monster Masher
@adamleskow.bsky.social
I like Godzilla, Dragons, Dinosaurs and Dogs, but not necessarily in that order.
When an animal looks up at the night sky,
what does it see?
Thousands and thousands of tiny points.
Then a man looks up at the same
points and sees millions of stars.
Galaxies, within which are billions of planets.
Do you want to know what I see?
Were you there, when I created the stars?
what does it see?
Thousands and thousands of tiny points.
Then a man looks up at the same
points and sees millions of stars.
Galaxies, within which are billions of planets.
Do you want to know what I see?
Were you there, when I created the stars?
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When an animal looks up at the night sky,
what does it see?
Thousands and thousands of tiny points.
Then a man looks up at the same
points and sees millions of stars.
Galaxies, within which are billions of planets.
Do you want to know what I see?
Were you there, when I created the stars?
what does it see?
Thousands and thousands of tiny points.
Then a man looks up at the same
points and sees millions of stars.
Galaxies, within which are billions of planets.
Do you want to know what I see?
Were you there, when I created the stars?
Remember when Segways were a thing?
September 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Remember when Segways were a thing?
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Today I learned there is a Marvel mutant code named Soft Serve, who “poops” ice cream.
Comics!
Comics!
August 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Today I learned there is a Marvel mutant code named Soft Serve, who “poops” ice cream.
Comics!
Comics!
The new War of the Worlds movie is the weirdest ad for Amazon I have ever seen.
July 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The new War of the Worlds movie is the weirdest ad for Amazon I have ever seen.
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Karl Urban is the modern version of Michael Biehn: he is successful but I wish he was even more successful, and I am always delighted to see him in movies/tv.
July 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Karl Urban is the modern version of Michael Biehn: he is successful but I wish he was even more successful, and I am always delighted to see him in movies/tv.
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Kid at his Chuck E Cheese birthday party who didn’t get the Cobra Hiss playset like he wanted.
Fanfrickintabulous day for all our No Kings Day protesters!!!! Trump, not so much. That look, priceless
June 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Kid at his Chuck E Cheese birthday party who didn’t get the Cobra Hiss playset like he wanted.
Spider Hyphen Man, Spider Hyphen Man, does whatever a Spider Hyphen can. Spins a web, any size, but without a Hyphen, it’s a pack of lies…look out! Here comes the Spider Hyphen Man!
June 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Spider Hyphen Man, Spider Hyphen Man, does whatever a Spider Hyphen can. Spins a web, any size, but without a Hyphen, it’s a pack of lies…look out! Here comes the Spider Hyphen Man!
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What is the city but the people?
June 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What is the city but the people?
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Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
June 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
“Once, there was an Great Wyrm Red Dragon by the name of Daralathyxl…now we call him a Cinder Archdragon, due to the evil machinations of a cabal of wizards who live along the coast…”
June 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Once, there was an Great Wyrm Red Dragon by the name of Daralathyxl…now we call him a Cinder Archdragon, due to the evil machinations of a cabal of wizards who live along the coast…”
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Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other
June 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other
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@donatoclassic.bsky.social question for you…will Bulettes show up in Monster Core 2? I know they are considered a classic DnD monster, but they are a favorite monster of mine… and according to the internet, Tim Kask owns the copyright (and the internet is never wrong!). I know the Krooth is similar!
May 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
@donatoclassic.bsky.social question for you…will Bulettes show up in Monster Core 2? I know they are considered a classic DnD monster, but they are a favorite monster of mine… and according to the internet, Tim Kask owns the copyright (and the internet is never wrong!). I know the Krooth is similar!
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Trump continually hiring from his TV favorites, like a 5 year old staffing up with muppets.
May 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trump continually hiring from his TV favorites, like a 5 year old staffing up with muppets.
“What a masterstroke move, wearing the wrong colour to a funeral!” -MAGAers, probably.
April 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“What a masterstroke move, wearing the wrong colour to a funeral!” -MAGAers, probably.
If I had a Time Machine, I wouldn’t just go back in time to see dinosaurs, or kill Hitler…. I would go back to the 80s and 90s and find comic book fans and tell them “look in the future they are making movies of all your favorite characters!” and then show them Morbius, Kraven, and Madame Web.
April 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If I had a Time Machine, I wouldn’t just go back in time to see dinosaurs, or kill Hitler…. I would go back to the 80s and 90s and find comic book fans and tell them “look in the future they are making movies of all your favorite characters!” and then show them Morbius, Kraven, and Madame Web.
I always hate the sci-fi trope where one prototype is built and then if it is destroyed or stolen, the military/company that built it just goes “well I guess we can’t do this ever again! Throw out all the plans and research, boys!”
April 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I always hate the sci-fi trope where one prototype is built and then if it is destroyed or stolen, the military/company that built it just goes “well I guess we can’t do this ever again! Throw out all the plans and research, boys!”