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I don’t commit federal crimes but if did I’d do them in NJ so Alina Habba could yell at me. Your favorite Marxist letter carrier. I also like bicycles and soccer.
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Anyone who is more disturbed by trans woman participating in high-school sports or amateur events like a Cat 3-4 bike race than by powerful media, punditry or political figures publicly claiming that old men paying for sex with 15 year olds isn't pedophilia—your moral compass is profoundly broken.
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Crickets from the plastic Catholic Jorkin Dapeanus Vance.
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What I want to say whenever my kids try explaining almost anything.
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Avoiding therapy and destroying the planet your unborn child will inherit is a level of selfishness that’s even beyond my egotistical mind.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If you believe a word of this, you’re as dumb of a bitch as the VP.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“Standards are all fine and dandy but have you tried lying and shilling for assholes?”

- Bari Weiss (ALLEGEDLY)
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
McDonald’s is leaving money on the table if they aren’t doing a spicy sauce when Dune Messiah is released called Muad’Dip.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Me, after being suspended for a week from a subreddit for advocating for a strike.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
On the 50th anniversary of the tragedy of the Edmund Fitzgerald, the Democratic Party is paying tribute by being an even bigger disastrous wreck.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The Democratic Party is never beating the feckless losers allegations, Part 33,671,800.
US Senate vote marks step towards ending federal shutdown
Senators vote on advancing House-passed stopgap funding bill, suggesting end to historic 40-day shutdown in reach
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What does a guy who clearly only fucks electrical outlets know about masculinity?
I’m sorry, but a goofy looking guy who grew up a privileged son of a pediatrician and has a phd in social theory from the university of Goethe and started in tech by investing an inheritance left to him by his grandfather talking about being a “dude” is very, very funny to me.
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ayo!
According to Tony Romo, the Patriots are "DTF."

DETAILS. TOUGHNESS. And they FINISH.

Why, what else do you think he meant?
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If she’s willing to say something this demonstrably stupid, I can guarantee she holds far worse beliefs.
Kim Kardashians being a moon truther makes sense and everything but I still hate it with an uncontainable fury.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Liquor stores being closed on Sundays is diabolical. If your answer to this is “Oh well you had 6 other days to go to the liquor store” I hope you run out of wiper fluid on a long drive after it rained and when you get home your dog chewed up a pillow, threw it up but is otherwise OK, just messy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Markwayne Mullin sounds like the name of serial killer that operated in the 1970s and early 80s who used methods too gruesome for even Netflix to do a series about him.
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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The carnage caused by FAA cutbacks cast a spotlight on the massive public subsidies required to have air travel function in the US. People think spending money on bike lanes and rail is socialism while TRILLIONS have been spent to prop up the airline industry and to build and maintain roadways.
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
NY Mets Elon Musk
🤝
Super-rich losers
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I have never wanted the USA to adopt the French style of customer service more. Once I walk in with a quick “hello” I should risk getting lost for days looking for my items before I interact with an employee. Double points if you talk shit about me in a language you think I don’t speak.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
GTFOH! I’ve no doubt Manfred sent some schmuck crony but c’mon. There’s no way in Hell Manfred is doing shit to a Rockies September call-up, never mind Bryce Harper.
These new details from last summer's confrontation between Rob Manfred and Bryce Harper are absolutely insane.

MLB officials threatening players will "end up in a ditch" for disrespecting Manfred is outrageous behavior.

www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/p...
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM