Paul Atreides-Nuts
@paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social
I don’t commit federal crimes but if did I’d do them in NJ so Alina Habba could yell at me. Your favorite Marxist letter carrier. I also like bicycles and soccer.
What I want to say whenever my kids try explaining almost anything.
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
What I want to say whenever my kids try explaining almost anything.
Me, after being suspended for a week from a subreddit for advocating for a strike.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me, after being suspended for a week from a subreddit for advocating for a strike.
NY Mets Elon Musk
🤝
Super-rich losers
🤝
Super-rich losers
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
NY Mets Elon Musk
🤝
Super-rich losers
🤝
Super-rich losers
Me, when I buy La Croix instead of seltzer from Aldi.
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me, when I buy La Croix instead of seltzer from Aldi.
Rich, white liberals doing “land acknowledgements” while simultaneously displacing working class people and retweeting Gavin Newsom.
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Rich, white liberals doing “land acknowledgements” while simultaneously displacing working class people and retweeting Gavin Newsom.
Fuck this loser.
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fuck this loser.
You think because it is small that I can’t piss on this? I trained for the moment I could upon his grave. My proverbial blade remains sharp.
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You think because it is small that I can’t piss on this? I trained for the moment I could upon his grave. My proverbial blade remains sharp.
I’ve been blocked from parts of Al Gore’s internet for less.
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’ve been blocked from parts of Al Gore’s internet for less.
How many was she able to bring over?
October 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How many was she able to bring over?
This is why LeBron is the GOAT
September 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is why LeBron is the GOAT
A great start to this beautiful Sunday. #Lazio lost. #LazioMerda
September 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A great start to this beautiful Sunday. #Lazio lost. #LazioMerda
This is almost as bad as when they made Tom Brady look like Richard Ramirez.
September 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is almost as bad as when they made Tom Brady look like Richard Ramirez.
These MFers keep giving me hope.
September 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
These MFers keep giving me hope.
Me, when I see kids in my son’s kindergarten class wearing video game tshirts instead of teams they support.
September 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Me, when I see kids in my son’s kindergarten class wearing video game tshirts instead of teams they support.
Doesn’t Nate Silver have a spreadsheet to work on? Fucking dork…
September 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Doesn’t Nate Silver have a spreadsheet to work on? Fucking dork…
As young men gravitate more toward right-wing ideology, they become less and less fuckable.
In short, fascism is scaring the hoes.
In short, fascism is scaring the hoes.
September 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
As young men gravitate more toward right-wing ideology, they become less and less fuckable.
In short, fascism is scaring the hoes.
In short, fascism is scaring the hoes.
Coming to a lifted Chevy Silverado near Fayetteville, NC soon
August 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Coming to a lifted Chevy Silverado near Fayetteville, NC soon
Young Gaddafi was cool as fuck.
August 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Young Gaddafi was cool as fuck.
The shittiest humans on earth will see this and say “Let’s put a data center there”.
August 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The shittiest humans on earth will see this and say “Let’s put a data center there”.
I rock with Peter Gabriel but WHAT THE FUCK was this album cover?!?!
August 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I rock with Peter Gabriel but WHAT THE FUCK was this album cover?!?!
Mo Salah is my GOAT and I don’t even rock with Liverpool.
August 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mo Salah is my GOAT and I don’t even rock with Liverpool.
American special operators right now
August 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
American special operators right now