Adam Felman
@adamfelman.bsky.social
Writer of words, MC of also words, musician of music, dog dad of dogs, person of people.
They fucked up not calling capybaras Guinea Bigs
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
They fucked up not calling capybaras Guinea Bigs
Who do I have to petition to make "Bertie" short for "Bertrude"?
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Who do I have to petition to make "Bertie" short for "Bertrude"?
One of the greatest losses to pop culture is that O'Shea Jackson Jr. does not perform under the name Twice Cube
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
One of the greatest losses to pop culture is that O'Shea Jackson Jr. does not perform under the name Twice Cube
Banging satire in the vein of Catch-22. Go.
I know the world is a little beyond satire at this point but I need some inspiration.
I know the world is a little beyond satire at this point but I need some inspiration.
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Banging satire in the vein of Catch-22. Go.
I know the world is a little beyond satire at this point but I need some inspiration.
I know the world is a little beyond satire at this point but I need some inspiration.
It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
One of my all-time favourite jokes was a rap version of 4:33 called "4:33, yeah?" where @adamfelman.bsky.social & his musical partner put on a basic backing beat, grabbed the mic, and kept looking like they were going to start rapping & then stopping at the last minute
April 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
I heard one about Tantalus but I just didn't get it
I've got a joke about Sisyphus but it just goes on and on and on
I've got one about Electra, but it's a bit of a dad joke
April 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I heard one about Tantalus but I just didn't get it
I'm convinced that Tommy Wiseau would completely unironically be the best and only choice to play Elon Musk in the inevitable biopic.
April 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I'm convinced that Tommy Wiseau would completely unironically be the best and only choice to play Elon Musk in the inevitable biopic.
@jameshamilton.bsky.social needs to go here and atone for what he's done
March 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
@jameshamilton.bsky.social needs to go here and atone for what he's done
Pick one:
You're the most successful rapper in the world but your voice becomes a tuba during every normal conversation you have
Or
You have a completely normal life but everyone else has Westside Gunn's voice
You're the most successful rapper in the world but your voice becomes a tuba during every normal conversation you have
Or
You have a completely normal life but everyone else has Westside Gunn's voice
February 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Pick one:
You're the most successful rapper in the world but your voice becomes a tuba during every normal conversation you have
Or
You have a completely normal life but everyone else has Westside Gunn's voice
You're the most successful rapper in the world but your voice becomes a tuba during every normal conversation you have
Or
You have a completely normal life but everyone else has Westside Gunn's voice
I checked and fuck Nazis still.
January 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I checked and fuck Nazis still.
I started trying to write fiction today. My goal is always to kick off with the worst line I can think of and work to salvage it.
I'm probably not cut out for this.
I'm probably not cut out for this.
January 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I started trying to write fiction today. My goal is always to kick off with the worst line I can think of and work to salvage it.
I'm probably not cut out for this.
I'm probably not cut out for this.
Anyone got tips on training for an ultra marathon? Apart from don't do it.
December 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Anyone got tips on training for an ultra marathon? Apart from don't do it.
Norway is beautiful. I nearly didn't come back.
December 12, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Norway is beautiful. I nearly didn't come back.
It's 2024. Grow up.
They're not "gingerbread men."
They're gingerbredrens.
They're not "gingerbread men."
They're gingerbredrens.
December 7, 2024 at 9:32 AM
It's 2024. Grow up.
They're not "gingerbread men."
They're gingerbredrens.
They're not "gingerbread men."
They're gingerbredrens.
And the Snowman brings the snow
Andy Kaufman brings the Kauf
Andy Kaufman brings the Kauf
December 4, 2024 at 10:31 AM
And the Snowman brings the snow
Andy Kaufman brings the Kauf
Andy Kaufman brings the Kauf
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED BY ME?"
Maximum, Gladiators
Maximum, Gladiators
December 3, 2024 at 9:25 AM
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED BY ME?"
Maximum, Gladiators
Maximum, Gladiators
Oh look it's more Lindsay Lohan Christmas:
Falling for Christmas
Ski lodge owner abducts and brainwashes amnesiac heiress.
Falling for Christmas
Ski lodge owner abducts and brainwashes amnesiac heiress.
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Oh look it's more Lindsay Lohan Christmas:
Falling for Christmas
Ski lodge owner abducts and brainwashes amnesiac heiress.
Falling for Christmas
Ski lodge owner abducts and brainwashes amnesiac heiress.
First but not last Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie:
Our Little Secret
Couple breaks up then dates siblings and also there is Christmas.
Our Little Secret
Couple breaks up then dates siblings and also there is Christmas.
December 2, 2024 at 8:06 PM
First but not last Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie:
Our Little Secret
Couple breaks up then dates siblings and also there is Christmas.
Our Little Secret
Couple breaks up then dates siblings and also there is Christmas.
Yep. More Christmas.
A Paris Christmas Waltz
An accountant in her 30s spends her voluntary redundancy violates professional boundaries when she's thrust into a ballroom duo in Paris. At Christmas.
A Paris Christmas Waltz
An accountant in her 30s spends her voluntary redundancy violates professional boundaries when she's thrust into a ballroom duo in Paris. At Christmas.
November 30, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Yep. More Christmas.
A Paris Christmas Waltz
An accountant in her 30s spends her voluntary redundancy violates professional boundaries when she's thrust into a ballroom duo in Paris. At Christmas.
A Paris Christmas Waltz
An accountant in her 30s spends her voluntary redundancy violates professional boundaries when she's thrust into a ballroom duo in Paris. At Christmas.
Seems pointless, gangs are already incredibly difficult for people to smuggle.
November 29, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Seems pointless, gangs are already incredibly difficult for people to smuggle.
Today's important Christmas movie review:
Fit for Christmas
Fitness instructor leaves New York to save a small-town rec centre by getting the entire population of the town (10 people tops) to kick their legs all high in the sky over and over again.
Fit for Christmas
Fitness instructor leaves New York to save a small-town rec centre by getting the entire population of the town (10 people tops) to kick their legs all high in the sky over and over again.
November 27, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Today's important Christmas movie review:
Fit for Christmas
Fitness instructor leaves New York to save a small-town rec centre by getting the entire population of the town (10 people tops) to kick their legs all high in the sky over and over again.
Fit for Christmas
Fitness instructor leaves New York to save a small-town rec centre by getting the entire population of the town (10 people tops) to kick their legs all high in the sky over and over again.
One of the biggest mistakes in pop culture was not listing him as Oatmealio Eggstevez in The Breakfast Club credits.
November 27, 2024 at 10:54 AM
One of the biggest mistakes in pop culture was not listing him as Oatmealio Eggstevez in The Breakfast Club credits.
Christmas Movie review time:
Hot Frosty
Bereaved greasy spoon employee develops unhealthy obsession with animated water corpse.
This is aggressively stupid. I really wish I hated this more.
Hot Frosty
Bereaved greasy spoon employee develops unhealthy obsession with animated water corpse.
This is aggressively stupid. I really wish I hated this more.
November 26, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Christmas Movie review time:
Hot Frosty
Bereaved greasy spoon employee develops unhealthy obsession with animated water corpse.
This is aggressively stupid. I really wish I hated this more.
Hot Frosty
Bereaved greasy spoon employee develops unhealthy obsession with animated water corpse.
This is aggressively stupid. I really wish I hated this more.
LinkedIn-level smugness.
November 26, 2024 at 5:15 PM
LinkedIn-level smugness.
I will be using this platform to review every bad Christmas movie we watch this year.
The Merry Gentlemen:
Ex-dancer tries to save her parent's failing bar by becoming a sex trafficker.
Tune in for more Christmas spirit tomorrow.
The Merry Gentlemen:
Ex-dancer tries to save her parent's failing bar by becoming a sex trafficker.
Tune in for more Christmas spirit tomorrow.
November 24, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I will be using this platform to review every bad Christmas movie we watch this year.
The Merry Gentlemen:
Ex-dancer tries to save her parent's failing bar by becoming a sex trafficker.
Tune in for more Christmas spirit tomorrow.
The Merry Gentlemen:
Ex-dancer tries to save her parent's failing bar by becoming a sex trafficker.
Tune in for more Christmas spirit tomorrow.