@jameshamilton.bsky.social needs to go here and atone for what he's done

I started trying to write fiction today. My goal is always to kick off with the worst line I can think of and work to salvage it.

I'm probably not cut out for this.

Seems pointless, gangs are already incredibly difficult for people to smuggle.

LinkedIn-level smugness.

When in Rome, don't as the Romans don't

You are of course getting a near immediate glimpse at my resident rescue idiots, Maggie and Mango.

Anyone (including this app) seeking to distract me will be up against them. And Mango (the small idiot) especially will not stand for it.