Adam Felman
@adamfelman.bsky.social
Writer of words, MC of also words, musician of music, dog dad of dogs, person of people.
I've had to downgrade to Hero mode, it goes completely insane so quickly
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I've had to downgrade to Hero mode, it goes completely insane so quickly
No pressure or anything
October 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
No pressure or anything
Canon says Harry Potter is My Immortal fanfic. I do not make the rules.
June 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Canon says Harry Potter is My Immortal fanfic. I do not make the rules.
I also used to go to open mics with a keyboard and stand, set it up really awkwardly and slowly, do 4'33'', and leave. Honestly think I might've played fewers gigs with songs than gigs with bereft silence.
April 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I also used to go to open mics with a keyboard and stand, set it up really awkwardly and slowly, do 4'33'', and leave. Honestly think I might've played fewers gigs with songs than gigs with bereft silence.
Omg you were there for this? At Horseplay? We only did it once. I'm so glad someone actually remembers this.
April 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Omg you were there for this? At Horseplay? We only did it once. I'm so glad someone actually remembers this.
Tommy Wiseau is actually just Elon with the Neuralink chip activated. And a lustrous wig.
April 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Tommy Wiseau is actually just Elon with the Neuralink chip activated. And a lustrous wig.
Heard this to the tune of "So Long, Farewell" and this is now this official version.
April 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Heard this to the tune of "So Long, Farewell" and this is now this official version.
This post hurts, take it down
March 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This post hurts, take it down
Yeah I heard it like that too
March 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Yeah I heard it like that too
Excuse me? Like fuck I'm ten years younger than you?
March 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Excuse me? Like fuck I'm ten years younger than you?
You've changed, man
March 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You've changed, man
"Hey, Adam, unleash the one thing that could somehow make the world worse than it currently is."
March 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"Hey, Adam, unleash the one thing that could somehow make the world worse than it currently is."
I'm sure Guy *deeply* appreciates the comparison.
Funnily enough, I was talking to Gish for the first time in ages yesterday.
Still no.
Funnily enough, I was talking to Gish for the first time in ages yesterday.
Still no.
March 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm sure Guy *deeply* appreciates the comparison.
Funnily enough, I was talking to Gish for the first time in ages yesterday.
Still no.
Funnily enough, I was talking to Gish for the first time in ages yesterday.
Still no.
Pronounced "antiSEMitty"
March 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Pronounced "antiSEMitty"
I'm going to quote-tweet crisps saying "sorry, I'm a bit full, I don't feel like eating any crisps right now." That'll show THEM for producing something I don't want to consume in that particular moment.
March 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm going to quote-tweet crisps saying "sorry, I'm a bit full, I don't feel like eating any crisps right now." That'll show THEM for producing something I don't want to consume in that particular moment.