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There is an old Soviet joke. Man goes to newspaper seller every morning. Always looks, never buys. Seller asks “Comrade, what are you looking for every day?”
“The obituaries”
“But obituaries are on the back pages, comrade!”
“Not the one I am looking for.”
“The obituaries”
“But obituaries are on the back pages, comrade!”
“Not the one I am looking for.”
Americans Openly Plan Trump’s Obituary After Rob Reiner Post.
The backlash was immediate. Even some Republicans and MAGA diehards called it out. But something else happened too: people started talking — openly, loudly, and without restraint — about how Trump’s own eventual death might be received.
The backlash was immediate. Even some Republicans and MAGA diehards called it out. But something else happened too: people started talking — openly, loudly, and without restraint — about how Trump’s own eventual death might be received.
'I'll Grab a Cigar', ‘There’ll Be Fireworks!’: Americans Openly Plan Trump’s Obituary After Rob Reiner Post
President Donald Trump managed to do what he does best: enrage everyone — this time, in a way that left even longtime observers of his social media uncomfortably stunned.
dailyboulder.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
There is an old Soviet joke. Man goes to newspaper seller every morning. Always looks, never buys. Seller asks “Comrade, what are you looking for every day?”
“The obituaries”
“But obituaries are on the back pages, comrade!”
“Not the one I am looking for.”
“The obituaries”
“But obituaries are on the back pages, comrade!”
“Not the one I am looking for.”
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nothing makes women feel safe like receiving ocular patdowns from guys who look like this btw
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
nothing makes women feel safe like receiving ocular patdowns from guys who look like this btw
Welp. I'm disgusted.
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Welp. I'm disgusted.
I keep my cocaine in the hotel safe
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I keep my cocaine in the hotel safe
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I'm going to need a Font Alignment Chart. Though I will say Helvetica (apropos of its Swiss Origin) is clearly True Neutral
Finally, an administration willing to rank fonts by wokeness
Secretary of State Rubio has concluded Calibri is a DEI font and orders US diplomats to revert to Times New Roman in official communications. www.devdiscourse.com/article/poli...
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm going to need a Font Alignment Chart. Though I will say Helvetica (apropos of its Swiss Origin) is clearly True Neutral
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Thinking about what a miracle Sinners was and how the studio behind it will end up in the hands of either people who think movies should be optimized to watch with the bathroom door open or a guy who wants to make cartoons where Scooby Doo joins the IDF
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thinking about what a miracle Sinners was and how the studio behind it will end up in the hands of either people who think movies should be optimized to watch with the bathroom door open or a guy who wants to make cartoons where Scooby Doo joins the IDF
Canceling a trans woman for not publicly voicing an opinion on a matter she has no history of discussing is a prime example of the left self-inflagrating. jfc.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Canceling a trans woman for not publicly voicing an opinion on a matter she has no history of discussing is a prime example of the left self-inflagrating. jfc.
Has a Scientologist ever just been like, “look guys, I can’t come in to work today, my body thetans are super drunk rn”?
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Has a Scientologist ever just been like, “look guys, I can’t come in to work today, my body thetans are super drunk rn”?
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The number of people who simultaneously have noticed how this country just gets shittier and shabbier and more necessities and comforts become unaffordable boutique services but also think Japan is based because it's not diverse is bleakly funny
the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The number of people who simultaneously have noticed how this country just gets shittier and shabbier and more necessities and comforts become unaffordable boutique services but also think Japan is based because it's not diverse is bleakly funny
The grift arbitrage circle jerk that the democrats and republicans have engaged in for 50+ years is exactly the same as the grift arbitrage circle jerk that nvidia, open AI and SoftBank have been doing with the economy. Also the same as crypto.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The grift arbitrage circle jerk that the democrats and republicans have engaged in for 50+ years is exactly the same as the grift arbitrage circle jerk that nvidia, open AI and SoftBank have been doing with the economy. Also the same as crypto.
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JD Vance trying to stay relevant as a Trump guy by sucking a couch’s dick
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
JD Vance trying to stay relevant as a Trump guy by sucking a couch’s dick
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Don't underestimate the damage that this political theater is causing. What we reap when we sow uncertainty will undermine public trust for decades to come.
“'It really is like that—like they kidnapped us until they get their payout,'” one interviewee said.
www.thehandbasket.co/p/snap-recip...
“'It really is like that—like they kidnapped us until they get their payout,'” one interviewee said.
www.thehandbasket.co/p/snap-recip...
The voices of SNAP
Recipients have become political pawns. They explained, in their own words, what Trump withholding funds has been like.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Don't underestimate the damage that this political theater is causing. What we reap when we sow uncertainty will undermine public trust for decades to come.
“'It really is like that—like they kidnapped us until they get their payout,'” one interviewee said.
www.thehandbasket.co/p/snap-recip...
“'It really is like that—like they kidnapped us until they get their payout,'” one interviewee said.
www.thehandbasket.co/p/snap-recip...
How much of the AI bubble is just AI-powered trading systems betting on themselves?
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
How much of the AI bubble is just AI-powered trading systems betting on themselves?
dickholes for christ
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
dickholes for christ
Burning Taints USA
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Burning Taints USA
I hope trump gets reincarnated as one of those fish that swim up urethras in the Amazon
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I hope trump gets reincarnated as one of those fish that swim up urethras in the Amazon
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Spotted an @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social tweet on insta. Love seeing an oomfie in the wild
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Spotted an @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social tweet on insta. Love seeing an oomfie in the wild
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I hope it eats at all these ICE scumbag's souls how much they are hated by everyone.
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I hope it eats at all these ICE scumbag's souls how much they are hated by everyone.
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I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino)
to the Aurora Police
following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests
So here it is!
to the Aurora Police
following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests
So here it is!
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino)
to the Aurora Police
following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests
So here it is!
to the Aurora Police
following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests
So here it is!
white men cologne farts
October 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
white men cologne farts
My immediate first thought was “there’s something wrong with those engines”
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My immediate first thought was “there’s something wrong with those engines”