Anabsit
@absit.net
WARNING: Big flap lizard who occasionally thinks he’s witty, occasionally plays it straight, and occasionally bats for the other team to shake things up.
*Regularly unpredictable
*May embarrass you at parties
*Unprovoked Tech & Psych
*Randomly NSFW
*Regularly unpredictable
*May embarrass you at parties
*Unprovoked Tech & Psych
*Randomly NSFW
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Try to not let one cruel voice drown out a dozen kind ones.
December 9, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Try to not let one cruel voice drown out a dozen kind ones.
@novard.bsky.social hey you're that cute thing from Twitter a while back :p
July 4, 2024 at 6:12 AM
@novard.bsky.social hey you're that cute thing from Twitter a while back :p
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Dogstomp #3143 - August 9th
March 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Dogstomp #3143 - August 9th
Charge your phone
Oh dear I’ve become a stereotype
February 19, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Charge your phone
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The way that you can know a furry for years but only learn their name when you commission them.
January 29, 2024 at 7:46 AM
The way that you can know a furry for years but only learn their name when you commission them.
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everyone is always asking Apple to make batteries removable, but suddenly Apple releases a product with a removable battery and it's a mistake 🤨
January 29, 2024 at 11:14 AM
everyone is always asking Apple to make batteries removable, but suddenly Apple releases a product with a removable battery and it's a mistake 🤨
However well your day is going, at least you’re not responsible for this trailer.
November 17, 2023 at 6:55 PM
However well your day is going, at least you’re not responsible for this trailer.
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I guess that wanting to fuck Data from TNG makes me some sort of monsterfucker? I accept it. Data is one sexy android
SANITY IS GONE
November 11, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I guess that wanting to fuck Data from TNG makes me some sort of monsterfucker? I accept it. Data is one sexy android
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A former housemate never updated his address, so we still get his BYU Alumni magazines. Sometimes I peruse them.
In this one, I noticed a... notable surname.
In this one, I noticed a... notable surname.
November 11, 2023 at 11:53 PM
A former housemate never updated his address, so we still get his BYU Alumni magazines. Sometimes I peruse them.
In this one, I noticed a... notable surname.
In this one, I noticed a... notable surname.
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If you're going to get a tattoo in a language or script you don't know very well, it'll save you a lot of trouble if you check to make sure it'll be read the way you want it to be.
November 11, 2023 at 10:51 PM
If you're going to get a tattoo in a language or script you don't know very well, it'll save you a lot of trouble if you check to make sure it'll be read the way you want it to be.
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onions ruin everything they touch (except in powdered form)
November 11, 2023 at 11:56 PM
onions ruin everything they touch (except in powdered form)
Every now and then, for no reason whatsoever, I remember that Munchakoopas is Yoshi’s real canonical last name. And just smile. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas.
November 8, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Every now and then, for no reason whatsoever, I remember that Munchakoopas is Yoshi’s real canonical last name. And just smile. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas.
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Let's See Your Art with Backgrounds!
Also hello everyone! It's lovely to meet you!
Also hello everyone! It's lovely to meet you!
October 27, 2023 at 8:04 AM
Let's See Your Art with Backgrounds!
Also hello everyone! It's lovely to meet you!
Also hello everyone! It's lovely to meet you!
The secret to happiness is spicy food on a snowy day
October 26, 2023 at 7:44 PM
The secret to happiness is spicy food on a snowy day
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Young man!
There are leaves all around!
I said, young man!
Eat a leaf off the ground!
I said, young man!
Won't they make a neat sound?
As you
STUFF
THEM
IN
YOUR
MOUTH HOLE
🕺 🪩 🍂 😮
There are leaves all around!
I said, young man!
Eat a leaf off the ground!
I said, young man!
Won't they make a neat sound?
As you
STUFF
THEM
IN
YOUR
MOUTH HOLE
🕺 🪩 🍂 😮
October 24, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Young man!
There are leaves all around!
I said, young man!
Eat a leaf off the ground!
I said, young man!
Won't they make a neat sound?
As you
STUFF
THEM
IN
YOUR
MOUTH HOLE
🕺 🪩 🍂 😮
There are leaves all around!
I said, young man!
Eat a leaf off the ground!
I said, young man!
Won't they make a neat sound?
As you
STUFF
THEM
IN
YOUR
MOUTH HOLE
🕺 🪩 🍂 😮
Not sure who needs to hear this, but always secure your carry-out. If you’ve not done so, take a moment to snap a picture of your small parts box - who knows, you might abruptly need to know how it was all organized one day.
October 24, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Not sure who needs to hear this, but always secure your carry-out. If you’ve not done so, take a moment to snap a picture of your small parts box - who knows, you might abruptly need to know how it was all organized one day.
So I just answered a phone call in the middle of them leaving a voicemail on my cell…
Is this it? Are cellphones finally at feature parity with land lines?
Is this it? Are cellphones finally at feature parity with land lines?
October 24, 2023 at 4:23 PM
So I just answered a phone call in the middle of them leaving a voicemail on my cell…
Is this it? Are cellphones finally at feature parity with land lines?
Is this it? Are cellphones finally at feature parity with land lines?
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Bluesky devs: we have heard your requests and finally added DMs to the web app!
me: oh god
Bluesky DM: *notif pops up*
me: *clicks it reluctantly*
BS DM: okay so uh you all meet at a tavern. and it's raining i guess?
me: oh god
Bluesky DM: *notif pops up*
me: *clicks it reluctantly*
BS DM: okay so uh you all meet at a tavern. and it's raining i guess?
October 23, 2023 at 11:13 AM
Bluesky devs: we have heard your requests and finally added DMs to the web app!
me: oh god
Bluesky DM: *notif pops up*
me: *clicks it reluctantly*
BS DM: okay so uh you all meet at a tavern. and it's raining i guess?
me: oh god
Bluesky DM: *notif pops up*
me: *clicks it reluctantly*
BS DM: okay so uh you all meet at a tavern. and it's raining i guess?
Can we make holloween a proper national holiday before the 31st so I can have the day off. Thanks.
October 23, 2023 at 1:21 PM
Can we make holloween a proper national holiday before the 31st so I can have the day off. Thanks.