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I tell dad jokes, play games badly, attempt infosec and annoy bigots.
Hmm shiny
(Not actually shiny)
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
good sentence, three words too long
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pharaoh, there's a guy out here covered in little tiles and he says he wants to set free all those guys we stole
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Weird AI Yankovic this font needs serifs
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Yeastie Boys
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Kid Sock
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
patton oswalt said nothing wrong
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dude sit down i can't see
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
in that moment i realized my wife didn't actually find g-d, she just converted to judaism so we could have a second kitchen where i wouldn't be standing in the way of her opening a drawer
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@krrutherford.bsky.social www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...

If they won't let you put the accent on Kiké Hernandez' name, maybe we should insist on spelling out "Enrique" in full, so we don't instead refer to him by a slur :)
'Cost everybody in here a World Series ring': Hoffman, Blue Jays gutted after Game 7 loss
In the aftermath of Game 7, closer Jeff Hoffman was still wearing his Blue Jays cap — as well as that gutting loss. Sportsnet's Kristina Rutherford has more from inside the locker room.
www.sportsnet.ca
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
After 30 years of inflation, The Price Is Right reruns get mighty difficult
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
@epicgamesstore.bsky.social good god do i need fifteen emails about your privacy policy
October 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Due to a mishap involving the chariots of potassium, parking lot II is temporarily closed
For best results, do not park the chariots of fire next to the chariots of water.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Attempt 7 was going.... well ok it wasn't going great tbqh but I made it all the way to the "don't fall in the hole" level

what happened next isn't importaANYWAY Attempt 8's gonna kick off next week!
October 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Near Portland? Come celebrate the 40th anniversary of the NES with a once-in-a-lifetime panel with the people who made it happen! We're hosting a panel on the actual 40th anniversary date with ex-Nintendo staff. Memories, photos, surprises and more! www.patreon.com/posts/nes-40...
October 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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you know what i love, is one of my favorite experiences, is when im using a product that i use daily to do some work and i want to just get it done and move on but when i go to it i get a popup that says "Hey! Welcome to our new redesign. Let's take a tour!" and i have to click Next 30 times
October 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
well the good news is i didn't forget to stream the full clear

attempt 7 goes next week i guess lol
October 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Grumble grumble
September 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
No stream tonight, stupid radon
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"This [quiz on a first-year Chemistry] chapter generally covers content from Gr.11 and is assumed knowledge."

Ah yes, 1993, that year I read a bunch of books I definitely still remember. This should be amusing.
September 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
hi i'm here with an important safety announcement about matchbox 20
Ben Folds Five is named after the phenomenon where you can only fold guys named Ben a set number of times before it becomes physically impossible to fold them due to the doubling of thickness each fold
August 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
lmao zuck paid money to make this piece of shit garbage
August 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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really appreciating the onion as physical media.
August 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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“Please release my son’s files.”

Signed,

Epstein’s mother
July 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM