Matt
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While fumbling to plug in a Christmas tree (not for me), my hand hit a dust bunny… it was made of my beard hair…
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
While fumbling to plug in a Christmas tree (not for me), my hand hit a dust bunny… it was made of my beard hair…
My face when I have to go food shopping.
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My face when I have to go food shopping.
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Elon Musk has made an entire life out of choosing the wire monkey in the cage and then screaming at everyone that it's actually better than the soft monkey and it loves him more.
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Elon Musk has made an entire life out of choosing the wire monkey in the cage and then screaming at everyone that it's actually better than the soft monkey and it loves him more.
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the schumer glasses lol
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the schumer glasses lol
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
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Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now
Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now
WATERBURY, VT—Admitting that the bar used to be much, much lower, local 38-year-old Jeremy Griffiths confirmed Tuesday that his childhood best friend Ben Martin would never make the cut now. “If we di...
theonion.com
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now
Making coffee and dancing to Kimi No Mune Kyun. Do I need the coffee?
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Making coffee and dancing to Kimi No Mune Kyun. Do I need the coffee?
…I don’t get why straight men are so gay with each other.
September 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
…I don’t get why straight men are so gay with each other.
Well, that’s unfortunately true
No white person ever had to grow up or hear as an adult, that you don’t have intelligence to do this job, play this position, go to this school, figure out this problem, ascend to to this profession. I’ve never read scientific studies which deduced that white brains were smaller and substandard.
September 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Well, that’s unfortunately true
Rough-legged hawk and skunk eating meat
August 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Rough-legged hawk and skunk eating meat
Gonna put on Walking Wounded…
July 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Gonna put on Walking Wounded…
July 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The late day sun shone upon the one daylily.
July 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The late day sun shone upon the one daylily.
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The first day back to work after being away for three months is just an endless cycle of getting locked out of applications because all of your passwords have expired.
#workproblems #work #parentalleave #newpassword #passwordreset
#workproblems #work #parentalleave #newpassword #passwordreset
a picture of a cartoon character with a caption that says new password cant be your old password
ALT: a picture of a cartoon character with a caption that says new password cant be your old password
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
The first day back to work after being away for three months is just an endless cycle of getting locked out of applications because all of your passwords have expired.
#workproblems #work #parentalleave #newpassword #passwordreset
#workproblems #work #parentalleave #newpassword #passwordreset
“The squirrels are antsy and the ants are squirrelly”
June 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“The squirrels are antsy and the ants are squirrelly”
I had a pretty mind!
May 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I had a pretty mind!
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Get close to your neighbours
February 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Get close to your neighbours
I hope we’re not too distracted by Trump’s very noisy mental decline to forget Project 2025 is still part of his presidency.
January 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I hope we’re not too distracted by Trump’s very noisy mental decline to forget Project 2025 is still part of his presidency.
The album that spoke to me last year. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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January 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The album that spoke to me last year. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Some five-word horror stories for Friday the 13th:
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Some five-word horror stories for Friday the 13th:
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
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I just leave this here.....
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I just leave this here.....