abel autopsy
@abelautopsy.bsky.social
chief screamologist & chaos bringer @ Eyes of Your Eyes -> https://www.youtube.com/@eoyeband
electronic miscreant @16volt.bsky.social
thoughts and opinions may be rabid and crazed and representative of the void
"unhinged, feral" - some guy on YouTube
electronic miscreant @16volt.bsky.social
thoughts and opinions may be rabid and crazed and representative of the void
"unhinged, feral" - some guy on YouTube
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Eyes of Your Eyes - GRAVERROR
Releases November 21
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your life subscription expires November 21 👇
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Would you eat a mountain? I would.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Would you eat a mountain? I would.
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You’d think eating batteries would get easier after a while but it hasn’t
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You’d think eating batteries would get easier after a while but it hasn’t
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Clifford the Big Red Dog is limping down Fifth Avenue with the corpse of an animal control officer in his jaws. Emily Elizabeth is on the news begging him to come home, but I think they both understand it’s too late for that now
January 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Clifford the Big Red Dog is limping down Fifth Avenue with the corpse of an animal control officer in his jaws. Emily Elizabeth is on the news begging him to come home, but I think they both understand it’s too late for that now
let the record show that records were shown
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
let the record show that records were shown
me: "man, I don't know, he's kinda 'acte'"
"acte?"
"yeah, always counts the eggs"
"... what?"
"what?"
this is what it's like having the pleasure of knowing me.
you never know WHAT the hell is going to come spilling out of my face-hole
"acte?"
"yeah, always counts the eggs"
"... what?"
"what?"
this is what it's like having the pleasure of knowing me.
you never know WHAT the hell is going to come spilling out of my face-hole
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
me: "man, I don't know, he's kinda 'acte'"
"acte?"
"yeah, always counts the eggs"
"... what?"
"what?"
this is what it's like having the pleasure of knowing me.
you never know WHAT the hell is going to come spilling out of my face-hole
"acte?"
"yeah, always counts the eggs"
"... what?"
"what?"
this is what it's like having the pleasure of knowing me.
you never know WHAT the hell is going to come spilling out of my face-hole
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I have NEVER felt so seen
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I have NEVER felt so seen
tried to coordinate a meetup with a friend
me: cool, I'll see you at [time].
hours go by
me: what happened? you never showed?
them: oh sorry, I thought you meant you had to cancel!!
folks, we've done it
we have reached negative reading comprehension
me: cool, I'll see you at [time].
hours go by
me: what happened? you never showed?
them: oh sorry, I thought you meant you had to cancel!!
folks, we've done it
we have reached negative reading comprehension
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
tried to coordinate a meetup with a friend
me: cool, I'll see you at [time].
hours go by
me: what happened? you never showed?
them: oh sorry, I thought you meant you had to cancel!!
folks, we've done it
we have reached negative reading comprehension
me: cool, I'll see you at [time].
hours go by
me: what happened? you never showed?
them: oh sorry, I thought you meant you had to cancel!!
folks, we've done it
we have reached negative reading comprehension
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
google's perfect loop of recursive garbage-corpo speak
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
google's perfect loop of recursive garbage-corpo speak
your life subscription expires November 21 👇
Eyes of Your Eyes - GRAVERROR
Releases November 21
ffm.to
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
your life subscription expires November 21 👇
gobble gobble, I warned you
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
gobble gobble, I warned you
the gravy you once tasted will be the bath in which you basted
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the gravy you once tasted will be the bath in which you basted
thinking about how wild the quarter economy and logistics must have been from the 1970s through the 1990s because of arcade prevalence and WHY must my brain think of these things
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
thinking about how wild the quarter economy and logistics must have been from the 1970s through the 1990s because of arcade prevalence and WHY must my brain think of these things
I'm happy to report after more than 15 years of independent music releases my residual income now reliably covers my power bill. 😐
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm happy to report after more than 15 years of independent music releases my residual income now reliably covers my power bill. 😐
"it is now finally time to cleanse the earth"
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"it is now finally time to cleanse the earth"
getting really tired of all of these statistically unlikely things happening
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
getting really tired of all of these statistically unlikely things happening
great, that narrows it down
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
great, that narrows it down
"Christ, I have to be alive again tomorrow?"
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Christ, I have to be alive again tomorrow?"
fuck you at all costs
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
fuck you at all costs
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snail sneezes aka sneezes
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
snail sneezes aka sneezes
here's a solution: eat the government
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
here's a solution: eat the government
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this is my raven go quoth your own
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
this is my raven go quoth your own
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The duality of man
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The duality of man