Ash (it's phonetic!)
@abarthloser.bsky.social
She/her
A collection of mnemonic devices masquerading as a person
Cats, cars, cricket, baseball, NY sports, crochet, general geekery, and ADD nonsense
https://achandcrafts.etsy.com
A collection of mnemonic devices masquerading as a person
Cats, cars, cricket, baseball, NY sports, crochet, general geekery, and ADD nonsense
https://achandcrafts.etsy.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Look, I love New York, but our hot dog game is weak as hell. Should have gotten someone from Chicago in on this one
youtu.be/6Tb5HDBEv48?...
youtu.be/6Tb5HDBEv48?...
13 Chefs From 13 Countries Make Hot Dogs | Epicurious
YouTube video by Epicurious
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November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Look, I love New York, but our hot dog game is weak as hell. Should have gotten someone from Chicago in on this one
youtu.be/6Tb5HDBEv48?...
youtu.be/6Tb5HDBEv48?...
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"Some people don't want to pay money for art"
Okay well I don't want to pay £60 a month for gas, I guess it's ok if I go hose it out of someone else's car, right?
RIGHT?
Okay well I don't want to pay £60 a month for gas, I guess it's ok if I go hose it out of someone else's car, right?
RIGHT?
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"Some people don't want to pay money for art"
Okay well I don't want to pay £60 a month for gas, I guess it's ok if I go hose it out of someone else's car, right?
RIGHT?
Okay well I don't want to pay £60 a month for gas, I guess it's ok if I go hose it out of someone else's car, right?
RIGHT?
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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Man, seeing everybody's costumes really makes me wish I wasn't dead inside and still liked fun
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Man, seeing everybody's costumes really makes me wish I wasn't dead inside and still liked fun
Man, seeing everybody's costumes really makes me wish I wasn't dead inside and still liked fun
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Man, seeing everybody's costumes really makes me wish I wasn't dead inside and still liked fun
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Possibly the funniest start to a World Series game? 😂
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Possibly the funniest start to a World Series game? 😂
Possibly the funniest start to a World Series game? 😂
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Possibly the funniest start to a World Series game? 😂
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Less than a month into my new job and I have somehow summoned THREE guys trying to return something they bought 2+ years ago. I know this stuff's expensive, but you didn't even check to make sure you ordered the right thing? For 2 whole years?? Sorry bro, that stopped being our problem 23 months ago
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Less than a month into my new job and I have somehow summoned THREE guys trying to return something they bought 2+ years ago. I know this stuff's expensive, but you didn't even check to make sure you ordered the right thing? For 2 whole years?? Sorry bro, that stopped being our problem 23 months ago
Less than a month into my new job and I have somehow summoned THREE guys trying to return something they bought 2+ years ago. I know this stuff's expensive, but you didn't even check to make sure you ordered the right thing? For 2 whole years?? Sorry bro, that stopped being our problem 23 months ago
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Less than a month into my new job and I have somehow summoned THREE guys trying to return something they bought 2+ years ago. I know this stuff's expensive, but you didn't even check to make sure you ordered the right thing? For 2 whole years?? Sorry bro, that stopped being our problem 23 months ago
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ATTN: the recent wave of new bluesky accounts. if you use the word “illegals” to refer to undocumented people I’m going to hit you with my car
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ATTN: the recent wave of new bluesky accounts. if you use the word “illegals” to refer to undocumented people I’m going to hit you with my car
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Do you like black cherry?
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Do you like black cherry?
Do you like black cherry?
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Do you like black cherry?
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I love hosting, riiiiiiight up until I announce a party, then it's non-stop stress and feeling bad about myself as less than half respond and half of those are "No"s and all the social anxiety comes out. Then a year later I forget and try again
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I love hosting, riiiiiiight up until I announce a party, then it's non-stop stress and feeling bad about myself as less than half respond and half of those are "No"s and all the social anxiety comes out. Then a year later I forget and try again
I love hosting, riiiiiiight up until I announce a party, then it's non-stop stress and feeling bad about myself as less than half respond and half of those are "No"s and all the social anxiety comes out. Then a year later I forget and try again
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I love hosting, riiiiiiight up until I announce a party, then it's non-stop stress and feeling bad about myself as less than half respond and half of those are "No"s and all the social anxiety comes out. Then a year later I forget and try again
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It's the end of an era folks. I'd like to take a moment to thank Fio for 11.5 excellent years (and 90k miles!) of shenanigans and mostly good times.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's the end of an era folks. I'd like to take a moment to thank Fio for 11.5 excellent years (and 90k miles!) of shenanigans and mostly good times.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.
It's the end of an era folks. I'd like to take a moment to thank Fio for 11.5 excellent years (and 90k miles!) of shenanigans and mostly good times.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's the end of an era folks. I'd like to take a moment to thank Fio for 11.5 excellent years (and 90k miles!) of shenanigans and mostly good times.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.
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Man, I hope yesterday's pavement eater wasn't too concussed to miss that banger of a Giants loss 😂
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Man, I hope yesterday's pavement eater wasn't too concussed to miss that banger of a Giants loss 😂
Man, I hope yesterday's pavement eater wasn't too concussed to miss that banger of a Giants loss 😂
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Man, I hope yesterday's pavement eater wasn't too concussed to miss that banger of a Giants loss 😂
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IT'S HERE! The new, revamped GYWO Year-End Marathon sign ups are open! This year we'll have activities here on Bluesky, on Dreamwidth, and Discord! This is open to EVERYONE, both existing GYWO members and non-members, so invite your friends! getyourwordsout.dreamwidth.org/914471.html
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
IT'S HERE! The new, revamped GYWO Year-End Marathon sign ups are open! This year we'll have activities here on Bluesky, on Dreamwidth, and Discord! This is open to EVERYONE, both existing GYWO members and non-members, so invite your friends! getyourwordsout.dreamwidth.org/914471.html
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I'd like to wish a very
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings
October 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'd like to wish a very
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings
I'd like to wish a very
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings
October 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'd like to wish a very
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings
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There is power in disdain
November 24, 2024 at 12:29 AM
There is power in disdain