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abarthloser.bsky.social
Ash (it's phonetic!)
@abarthloser.bsky.social
She/her
A collection of mnemonic devices masquerading as a person
Cats, cars, cricket, baseball, NY sports, crochet, general geekery, and ADD nonsense

https://achandcrafts.etsy.com
Please tell me there were gator shenanigans. Those things were made for shenanigans
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Oh yeah, we've got several good fancy hot dog places in the Hudson Valley, but they're the exception... and most sell a version of the Chicago dog lol
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Is this one of those things like how Detroit has Coney Island dogs?
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You know, between my brain, uterus, heart, and boobs I got like 4-5 scans this summer, including multiple MRIs, and it felt like a lot, but now I learn it's actually below average 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I clocked a broom, grill brush, rubber mallet, either a slate or upholstery hammer (whyyyy?), small umbrella, duster, wired headphones, and the saw. All the classics 😂
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My favorite part is when he chokes up 😂 my dude, that is not how hammers work
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There used to be a silver one parked by one of the train stations near me, but I haven't seen it since parking rules changed.

Now there's a Challenger EV driving through the same area and I hope it's not the same owner and that Stealth is still kicking around somewhere
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The way my eyes popped at that red kitchen

Not sure about the giant window in the bathroom though lol
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I have a covered porch, and sometimes they'll leave the package riiiiiiiight on the end of it, so it's "covered" but still well within wind/splash range 🫠
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh no, sweet boy! So sorry for you!
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Prefect with burgers and fries

Less good with ham sandwiches, which is why there are always at least 2 kinds of mayo in my fridge
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM