Ari B
@abaronofsky.bsky.social
Hospital social worker, Trekkie, Friend of DeSoto, Whovian, dad, Intellectually aggressive, Rootless Cosmopolite.
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so I gather this is a lot of people's first middle east cease fire.
October 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
so I gather this is a lot of people's first middle east cease fire.
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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Tom Clancy’s Fancy Nancy
August 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Tom Clancy’s Fancy Nancy
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
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This never gets old.
July 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This never gets old.
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Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
April 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
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DONALD TRUMP: "My tariffs are gonna be great for America!"
STOCK MARKET: "God, you're stupid."
STOCK MARKET: "God, you're stupid."
March 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
DONALD TRUMP: "My tariffs are gonna be great for America!"
STOCK MARKET: "God, you're stupid."
STOCK MARKET: "God, you're stupid."
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I can’t even sleep anymore because of woke.
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I can’t even sleep anymore because of woke.
A coworker asked me if I had any daughters, because I’m “giving girl dad.” I’m not entirely sure what “girl dad” entails, but I’ll take it as a compliment.
February 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A coworker asked me if I had any daughters, because I’m “giving girl dad.” I’m not entirely sure what “girl dad” entails, but I’ll take it as a compliment.
Lovanox and Nova lox, two very different things…
February 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Lovanox and Nova lox, two very different things…
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The Cybertruck looks like the fridge you would stick your kid's drawing of a Cybertruck on.
January 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Cybertruck looks like the fridge you would stick your kid's drawing of a Cybertruck on.
You might not believe that the Canadian prime minister resigned.
…it’s Trudeau.
…it’s Trudeau.
January 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You might not believe that the Canadian prime minister resigned.
…it’s Trudeau.
…it’s Trudeau.
14 year old: I have a headache
Me: Have you been hydrating?
14yo: Coffee has water in it!
Yup. They’re my kid.
Me: Have you been hydrating?
14yo: Coffee has water in it!
Yup. They’re my kid.
January 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
14 year old: I have a headache
Me: Have you been hydrating?
14yo: Coffee has water in it!
Yup. They’re my kid.
Me: Have you been hydrating?
14yo: Coffee has water in it!
Yup. They’re my kid.
Hey, #doctorwho fans? Where can a US-based fan get a fifteenth doctor sonic screwdriver without having to go through a UK vendor?
January 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hey, #doctorwho fans? Where can a US-based fan get a fifteenth doctor sonic screwdriver without having to go through a UK vendor?
Working the ED and maternity today. Busy busy.
December 25, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Working the ED and maternity today. Busy busy.
Randomly- just watched the episode of Boardwalk Empire that had a bar mitzvah scene in it. It looks like they had the cast intentionally mispronounce God’s name, probably for sensitivity reasons. Unexpected, as the only other time I’ve seen that done was in Schindler’s List.
November 29, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Randomly- just watched the episode of Boardwalk Empire that had a bar mitzvah scene in it. It looks like they had the cast intentionally mispronounce God’s name, probably for sensitivity reasons. Unexpected, as the only other time I’ve seen that done was in Schindler’s List.
The surgical team always walk down the hallways at work like the jocks in high school movies. Don’t get me wrong, they’re always professional, and actually quite nice, but the strut is a *thing.*
November 27, 2024 at 4:15 PM
The surgical team always walk down the hallways at work like the jocks in high school movies. Don’t get me wrong, they’re always professional, and actually quite nice, but the strut is a *thing.*
I’ve been awake since around 5:30, thanks to my kiddo’s alarm clock. Living with *shudder* morning people is something else.
November 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I’ve been awake since around 5:30, thanks to my kiddo’s alarm clock. Living with *shudder* morning people is something else.
I didn’t think the leopards would eat *my* face…
November 18, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I didn’t think the leopards would eat *my* face…
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If Trump's first administration was stocked with Bond Villains, it seems like the second one is going with more of a Legion of Doom vibe.
A brief thread...
A brief thread...
November 18, 2024 at 12:57 AM
If Trump's first administration was stocked with Bond Villains, it seems like the second one is going with more of a Legion of Doom vibe.
A brief thread...
A brief thread...
Hello, Bluesky! How are you doing?
August 2, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Hello, Bluesky! How are you doing?
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You've heard of Special K, but have you heard of Schedule II? abc7chicago.com/cocaine-fros...
Cocaine-soaked cereal disguised as frosted corn flakes seized in Cincinnati, authorities say
Federal authorities confiscated 44 lbs. of cocaine that had been disguised as sugar on frosted corn flakes in Cincinnati last Saturday.
abc7chicago.com
July 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
You've heard of Special K, but have you heard of Schedule II? abc7chicago.com/cocaine-fros...