Aaron Mischief
aaronmischief.bsky.social
Aaron Mischief
@aaronmischief.bsky.social
Supreme Pontiff of the Church of Punching Dudes In The Dick
This is George Raft. He was actor in the 1940s. I had never heard of him. He turned down lead roles in the films High Sierra, The Maltese Falcon and Casablanca. All 3 of which went to Humphrey Bogart and made Bogey a household name 60 years after his death. Choices are important. Make good choices.
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy Valentine's Day you beautiful weirdos.
February 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wonder how many Fascists have changed their PIN number from 1488 to 4547?
February 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We have three co-equal branches of Government. Only one of those branches has all the guns and the person in charge of that branch is immune to all laws. How dat work?
February 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Right-Wing Toy Idea: Cisformers they either come as a car or a robot. You can't change them.
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Coups used to be really hard. You needed a sizeable military force to quickly take control of key strategic points and hold them against military opposition. Now six dudes just need to hook up a few hard drives and lock down all the government's money.
February 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"We hold these truths to be self evident" is just another way to say you have no evidence.
February 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Elon Musk is breaking every law he can knowing he will get a blanket Presidential pardon. It would be a damn shame if someone were to set him on fire. I hope nobody takes it upon themselves to publicly murder him. That would be a very bad thing to do.
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They plagiarized our Plagiarism Machine!
someone who thinks AI companies should be able to scrape copyrighted data to remix for their output explain to me why what DeepSeek did here should be illegal
OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor

https://www.ft.com/content/a0dfedd1-5255-4fa9-8ccc-1fe01de87ea6
January 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You know how they're going to bring down the price of eggs, right? They're just going to stop testing chickens for bird flu and just sell you contaminated eggs.
January 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Maybe it's because I never had any faith in Humanity, but I'm holding up surprisingly well.
January 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Tuesday begins The Week That Word Thinks Every Date Is A Fraction.
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
How many people wearing new socks today?
December 26, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Hanukkah and Kwanzaa are happening at the same time this year. Joyous Kwanzaakkah to one and all!
December 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Drag Queen Name Idea: Alice Maforethought
December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Elon Musk sounds like the name of a second-tier Silver Age comic book villain.
December 8, 2024 at 3:15 PM
A terrifying Krampus Night to all the naughty ones out there. #Krampusnacht
December 5, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by Aaron Mischief
Well gang,

Looks like we have to fight, and defeat, a compilation of history’s greatest evils all at once. Civil War, WW2, the Cold War, greed, racism, sexism, ignorance, fascism…hell is empty and all the demons are here.

Let’s fucking go.
December 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Paddington always overperforms.
Massive away win for the little fella.
December 3, 2024 at 1:34 PM
As someone who has been a misanthrope since my teens, it is interesting to watch all my liberal friends start to realize just how shitty the average person is.
November 27, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Stir Up Sunday…er… Saturday! Making my Christmas Puddings. #FiggyPudding
November 23, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Happy to all who celebrate
November 21, 2024 at 6:27 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social Didn't you write a few books about this?
November 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM