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Whenever I hear the term “data centers,” I hear an archaeologist saying it: “This was one of their data centers.”
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Good morning BS. A beautiful spot on the Maas River. Have a nice day.

#photography #fotografie
#nature #zonsondergang
#natuur #sunset
#Canonphotography
#blueskyphotography
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Lego Candy "Kane" Chest Burster

"What's The Matter? The Frosting Ain't That Bad"

#lego #legomoc #legobuild #moc #legochristmas #legoholiday #legogingerbread #legoalien #legoxenomorph #alien #xenomorph
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Surrender
Surrender
I really didn’t think he would try a war. But it turns out dismantling democracy takes some time.
aaronmfortkamp.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The robots will never truly understand us
Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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This is too much.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
10-1 Stephen Miller wrote the bulk of this post for him
There is seriously something wrong with this man.

Also, he is devoid of any joy. He is bitter and rotten to the core. This post proves it.

Basically a shit for brains.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Honestly 45 would’ve stayed retired if he could’ve stayed out of jail.
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In his defense, someone very smart told him nobody knows how mirrors work
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Are Republicans all cool with being just… openly racist now?
lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If you’ve never heard this, prepare for your sexual awakening.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tell you what, if I had an editor I’d be appreciating the fuck out of em today
By the way, it's National Editor Appreciation Day.

Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.

So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
*sighs heavily*

*shuffles off to go get a science degree*
I really wish more scientists & artists were on here. When I go to in-person gatherings it’s really clear what a small sliver of us are here.

And I get it, how many social media collapses do you have to weather before you just give up?

But organizing would be so much easier if we were all here 😭
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
In a joint announcement, the Fellowship of the Ring has partnered with the Coast Guard and declared an about-face on their recent policy of tolerance for the White Hand of Saruman
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I love being able to participate in social activism by doing exactly what I’m already doing anyway
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
A quick parsing:

“If he says he hasn’t been on the plane or in the house, then that gives you a valuable PR and political currency.”

=

If he lies, your access to the truth could help you.

=

He was on the plane. He was at the house.

Read more at: www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
New Epstein emails claim Trump ‘spent hours’ with victim
The emails raise questions about President Trump’s knowledge and involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.miamiherald.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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It really shouldn’t take that many words to answer a yes-or-no question.
CBS News' Weijia Jiang: "Did the president ever spend hours at Jeffrey Epstein’s house with a victim?"

Karoline Leavitt: "These emails prove nothing other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong."
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Door Dash report?!?!
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Always follow the money.
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Tell me you’re racist without actually—

Oh god, hang on! Shut up a sec, I was gonna say—

No no, WITHOUT saying the racist stuff, that’s why it’s clever! If you’re just, openly racist it doesn’t work—

Okay fine. I’ll let you finish.

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…goddamn, that is a lot of racism.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
THANK YOU
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM