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Imagine a family that all had the face of Mike Yarwood. Terrifying isn't it? The Mike Yarwood Family Joke Book.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Imagine a family that all had the face of Mike Yarwood. Terrifying isn't it? The Mike Yarwood Family Joke Book.
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2026 shows are on sale now. Dublin, Cork, Wexford, Melbourne, Sydney, Ratoath - loads more. phlaimeaux.tumblr.com/shows
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
2026 shows are on sale now. Dublin, Cork, Wexford, Melbourne, Sydney, Ratoath - loads more. phlaimeaux.tumblr.com/shows
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Neil Innes - born this day 1944
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Neil Innes - born this day 1944
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![[Scene is a MEDIEVAL PLAGUE PIT with all the bodies inside it. On the edge of it is a young peasant woman, in a sack cloth dress, covered in boils. She is lounging glamorously next to the pit. Her boyfriend is standing a few feet away, photographing her with an anachronistic mobile phone]
GIRL:
OK so I'll sit here...
With my hair like this…
Rubbing my cyst with the corpse's hand.
[She produces a whithered severed hand and starts rubbing it on her face.]
[We are treated to a revolting close up of her rubbing the severed hand on her disgusting massive cyst.]
[Her boyfriend takes a photo of her.]
SNAP
GIRL:
OK, now write this:
"Hanging out at the burial pit, rubbing my sebaceous cyst with a severed corpse hand from
#BurtsGraverobbers…”
And then: #selfcare, #metime, #BurtsGraverobbers…
... nails emoji, heart emoji, cyst emoji.
BOYFRIEND:
Um...
Should we really be promoting this?
I mean… does rubbing a corpse's hand on a cyst actually work?
GIRL:
Look, Burt's done research, OK?
And he's paying us four groats.
BOYFRIEND:
Hmm.
[Boyfriend dutifully taps out the post on his phone]
TAP TAP TAP
BOYFRIEND:
Cyst emoji?
GIRL:
Just use a fried egg.
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Joan’s right
I've got to admit I never thought of Folkestone as a special place.
I visited Folkestone the other day. It's a special place 🤟 You need to visit.
www.creativefolkestone.org.uk/
I visited Folkestone the other day. It's a special place 🤟 You need to visit.
www.creativefolkestone.org.uk/
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Joan’s right
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All my comics have happy endings!
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
All my comics have happy endings!
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Alastair Sim - born this day 1900
October 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Alastair Sim - born this day 1900
Went to see One Battle after Another. Strong written-by-a-teenage-boy vibes.
October 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Went to see One Battle after Another. Strong written-by-a-teenage-boy vibes.
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Were you aware that Cheadle crematorium holds the ashes of Stanley Kershaw, patenter of the Kershaw Double Gusset? To my mind, a far bigger boon than communism.
October 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Were you aware that Cheadle crematorium holds the ashes of Stanley Kershaw, patenter of the Kershaw Double Gusset? To my mind, a far bigger boon than communism.
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Sometimes your wildest dreams come true. Broadway, here we come! Can't wait for you all to see it! ❤️
ew.com/schmigadoon-...
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'Schmigadoon' is heading to Broadway, sets 2026 opening (exclusive)
'Schmigadoon,' a stage musical based on the Apple TV+ series of the same name, is heading to Broadway in 2026.
ew.com
September 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Sometimes your wildest dreams come true. Broadway, here we come! Can't wait for you all to see it! ❤️
ew.com/schmigadoon-...
ew.com/schmigadoon-...
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Autumn days when the grass is jewelled
![[Scene is a 1960s suburban sitting room, with a grand piano in it. The religious songwriter ESTELLE WHITE is sat at the piano, with a rotary phone sat on top of the lid. She is on the phone to her music publisher, someone I've made up called JERRY]
1
ESTELLE WHITE:
OK Jerry
I’ve got another banger for you
2
ESTELLE WHITE:
Listen to this!
[She slams the receiver on the top of the piano].
3
ESTELLE WHITE [hammering on the piano]:
AUTUMN DAYS WHEN THE GRASS IS JEWELLED
AND THE SILK INSIDE A CHESTNUT SHELL!
JET PLANES MEETING IN THE AIR TO BE REFUELLED, ALL THESE -
JERRY [voice from the phone handset]:
Eh?
4
JERRY:
What was that last bit, Estelle?
ESTELLE WHITE:
“Jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled”…
5
JERRY:
Is that a thing you often see in autumn?
ESTELLE WHITE [Smoking from a long cigarette holder]:
All the time, Jerry. Aaaaall the time....
6
JERRY:
Nothing to do with it being the only thing that rhymes with ‘jewelled’?
ESTELLE WHITE:
No!
7
ESTELLE WHITE:
It’s one of the high-speed, high-altitude feats of military aviation one often sees in autumn time.
8
JERRY:
What about leaves and squirrels and -
ESTELLE WHITE:
Now listen, Jerry.
9
ESTELLE WHITE:
Do you want a crap hymn about conkers…
10
ESTELLE WHITE:
Or do you want an all-time earworm banger that everyone who hears it will sing in their heads, every single time they see a fallen leaf, until the day they die?
11
JERRY:
OK… sorry… carry on…
12
ESTELLE WHITE:
FROS-TY WINDOWS ON HARR-IER JUMPJETS AND THE SMELL OF NUCLEAR SUB-MAR-INES…
JERRY:
How about acorns?
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September 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Autumn days when the grass is jewelled
Highlight of the new Spinal Tap film: Nigel Tufnell in a Sooty jumper
September 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Highlight of the new Spinal Tap film: Nigel Tufnell in a Sooty jumper
Dreamt that I invented Spit the Dog. It was like Yesterday but instead of the world forgetting The Beatles, they had forgotten Bob Carolgees
August 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Dreamt that I invented Spit the Dog. It was like Yesterday but instead of the world forgetting The Beatles, they had forgotten Bob Carolgees
This whole @rushanaraalibgs.bsky.social story is so bizarre to me. She was a terrific MP for my family and we wouldn’t have found a home for our disabled daughter without her help. I can’t believe she’s suddenly a baddie.
August 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
This whole @rushanaraalibgs.bsky.social story is so bizarre to me. She was a terrific MP for my family and we wouldn’t have found a home for our disabled daughter without her help. I can’t believe she’s suddenly a baddie.
The man out of Pere Ubu’s dog ate my plastic Juninho
July 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The man out of Pere Ubu’s dog ate my plastic Juninho
Masterstroke
Hacker T Dog has joined Blue Peter as the show’s 44th presenter. He’ll join the show in September.
July 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Masterstroke
New Partridge and new Ed Reardon on the same day. Happiest of days.
June 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
New Partridge and new Ed Reardon on the same day. Happiest of days.
www.moviemaker.com/phantom-of-t... this is really REALLY needs to happen
Phantom of the Paradise Stage Musical in the Works From Paul Williams
Phantom of the Paradise, the cult classic 1974 Brian de Palma film that reworked Phantom of the Opera and starred songwriting icon Paul Williams as the
www.moviemaker.com
June 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
www.moviemaker.com/phantom-of-t... this is really REALLY needs to happen
Blimey, Fiddler on the Roof at Barbican is just about perfect. What a joyous experience a good musical is.
May 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Blimey, Fiddler on the Roof at Barbican is just about perfect. What a joyous experience a good musical is.
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+BBC CLOCK COMPETITION+
We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
May 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
+BBC CLOCK COMPETITION+
We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
Christ alive Andor is ultimate telly.
May 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Christ alive Andor is ultimate telly.
Just backed it. Cannot fucking wait.
May 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just backed it. Cannot fucking wait.
Bloody hell, new Andor is
just immense
just immense
April 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bloody hell, new Andor is
just immense
just immense
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We're 8 people away from having a thousand people signed up to the Crowley pre-launch... You can do it guys! Big Push!!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cro...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cro...
Coming soon: Lovecraft Investigations: Crowley
A Lovecraft Investigations audio series delving into the (true) life and works of Aleister Crowley
www.kickstarter.com
April 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We're 8 people away from having a thousand people signed up to the Crowley pre-launch... You can do it guys! Big Push!!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cro...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cro...
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"Name?"
"Mark Carney."
"Full name?"
"Mark Carney."
"Full name?"
April 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"Name?"
"Mark Carney."
"Full name?"
"Mark Carney."
"Full name?"