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Goose
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Teacher by day
All opinions fact checked by my brain.

Bucks, Packers, Brewers
“If you want love then the love has gotta come from you” -Bo
August 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Whales accidentally eat 8 people in their sleep every year
July 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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For decades, researchers have been collecting samples from hundreds of thousands of women and tracking their health. The work has deepened our basic understanding of human health, but now the entire project is in danger.
These women dedicated almost 50 years to science. Their efforts may soon be trashed | CNN
Nurses in the US provided biological samples for decades to help study women’s health. Here’s what they think of President Trump’s actions that may end its funding.
www.cnn.com
July 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Saying “have fun” to someone on their way to a funeral…
June 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Ham and cheese sandwich divided by 2 = 1 ham sandwich + 1 cheese sandwich, not 2 ham and cheese sandwich.
December 31, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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come to the Milty Wilty in the next two minutes if you want to throw down on this banana split
June 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If you look at your right hand in a mirror, you see a left hand.
April 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.

From Around the Horn:
March 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bob Uecker is baseball.
January 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Gonna dump all my savings in bottled air like from The Lorax.
January 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Ham and cheese sandwich divided by 2 = 1 ham sandwich + 1 cheese sandwich, not 2 ham and cheese sandwich.
December 31, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Merry Christmas you beautiful people and even some of the uggos
December 25, 2024 at 2:08 PM
In the Christmas spirit I’m going to steal someone’s tree
December 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Sometimes I wished I’d gone pro
December 24, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Sometimes when watching sports I’m like “wow that guy did something incredible” and it makes me want to watch regular people do their jobs to see if I’ll have the same reaction.
December 21, 2024 at 8:51 PM
One of my worst qualities is that I am a staunch advocate for increasing biodiversity in lawns, yet I absolutely love the lawn cutting videos online.
December 18, 2024 at 11:43 PM
This dude wouldn’t pass UChem1 at MTU.
December 18, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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The Milwaukee Bucks are the 2024 NBA Cup champions 🏆
December 18, 2024 at 4:02 AM
How bout we don’t get rid of the post office…
December 18, 2024 at 4:18 AM
To explain something so succinctly for everyone to hear, and have a student look up and say “I did not hear anything you said over the last 5 minutes, what do I do?” 🫠
December 17, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Noticing Romeo Doubs has a guardian cap on and maybe that’s a good idea: anyone who’s gotten a concussion should wear them in game, everyone else gets a choice.
December 16, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Our robotics team won the tournament, but truthfully I was more excited about a parent gifting me fruit leather.
December 15, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Getting some middle schoolers to understand a (relatively) easy science concept can have you banging your head on a wall, fyi
December 12, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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Somebody asked me how my grading is going and I said "I have a concept of grading.."
December 11, 2024 at 2:32 AM