Amanda
@999happyhops.bsky.social
DisTwitter turned DisSky member living in Massachusetts. Mostly post about cats, politics, Disney, life with a rambunctious puppy and assorted randomness. An influencer of nothing and no one, although I'm still waiting for my Timber royalties.
On the one hand I'm happy for a solution; on the other, I'm sort of losing my mind watching hours and hours of Friends every day especially given how problematic it is 30 years later, I need to find a new show to slowly transition her to.
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
On the one hand I'm happy for a solution; on the other, I'm sort of losing my mind watching hours and hours of Friends every day especially given how problematic it is 30 years later, I need to find a new show to slowly transition her to.
I work from home with a dog who has an anxiety disorder and I have accidentally conditioned her to calm down and fall asleep anytime I turn Friends on.
It is REMARKABLE. She can be a whining, dysregulated mess; she hears Chandler for five seconds and immediately lays down, sprawls out, and naps.
It is REMARKABLE. She can be a whining, dysregulated mess; she hears Chandler for five seconds and immediately lays down, sprawls out, and naps.
two men are carrying a statue of a deer on a dolly
ALT: two men are carrying a statue of a deer on a dolly
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December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I work from home with a dog who has an anxiety disorder and I have accidentally conditioned her to calm down and fall asleep anytime I turn Friends on.
It is REMARKABLE. She can be a whining, dysregulated mess; she hears Chandler for five seconds and immediately lays down, sprawls out, and naps.
It is REMARKABLE. She can be a whining, dysregulated mess; she hears Chandler for five seconds and immediately lays down, sprawls out, and naps.
@hyperionceleste.bsky.social Happy happy happy birthday!!
a birthday cake with candles and sprinkles on it .
ALT: a birthday cake with candles and sprinkles on it .
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November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
@hyperionceleste.bsky.social Happy happy happy birthday!!
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
Well, the Lions lost. So now I hate watch both the Chiefs and the Cowboys while eating a lot of cheese, could be worse.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Well, the Lions lost. So now I hate watch both the Chiefs and the Cowboys while eating a lot of cheese, could be worse.
Might be my favorite moment of 2025.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Might be my favorite moment of 2025.
I AM CRYING THIS IS SO WEIRDLY AMAZINGLY BIZARRE
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I AM CRYING THIS IS SO WEIRDLY AMAZINGLY BIZARRE
This parade is like Mad Libs come to life
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This parade is like Mad Libs come to life
No I do not think it would be a good idea to put 85 black bears into a balloon, Savannah
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
No I do not think it would be a good idea to put 85 black bears into a balloon, Savannah
lol I bought rolls for tomorrow and I am cooking nothing traditional because this week has been such a shitshow, I am a Thanksgiving meme hypocrite
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
lol I bought rolls for tomorrow and I am cooking nothing traditional because this week has been such a shitshow, I am a Thanksgiving meme hypocrite
I came up with a dad joke in a dream, that was a weird first
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I came up with a dad joke in a dream, that was a weird first
So I’m the idiot who scheduled a doctor’s appointment near Boston on the busiest driving day of the year, drove almost all of the way there only to get stuck behind a major crash on the turnpike, and despite leaving extra time missed my appointment and now have to drive two hours home for nothing.
a man in a suit and tie says this is a pretty fun week .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says this is a pretty fun week .
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November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
So I’m the idiot who scheduled a doctor’s appointment near Boston on the busiest driving day of the year, drove almost all of the way there only to get stuck behind a major crash on the turnpike, and despite leaving extra time missed my appointment and now have to drive two hours home for nothing.
I can’t find that “one of these Thanksgiving things has to go” meme posts to quote but why are so many of you keeping rolls. ROLLS.
There are so many better carbohydrate options to save! Explain yourselves!
There are so many better carbohydrate options to save! Explain yourselves!
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I can’t find that “one of these Thanksgiving things has to go” meme posts to quote but why are so many of you keeping rolls. ROLLS.
There are so many better carbohydrate options to save! Explain yourselves!
There are so many better carbohydrate options to save! Explain yourselves!
NOW THEY ARE YELLING ABOUT BROTH OH MY GOD
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
NOW THEY ARE YELLING ABOUT BROTH OH MY GOD
This is after the lady in the waiting room said she’d slash herself to get seen faster since she was so mad life threatening injuries trumped her vertigo. She gave me a death glare when my wife got a stat chest x-ray.
I am exhausted and perimenopausal and hungry and I cannot be trusted.
I am exhausted and perimenopausal and hungry and I cannot be trusted.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is after the lady in the waiting room said she’d slash herself to get seen faster since she was so mad life threatening injuries trumped her vertigo. She gave me a death glare when my wife got a stat chest x-ray.
I am exhausted and perimenopausal and hungry and I cannot be trusted.
I am exhausted and perimenopausal and hungry and I cannot be trusted.
For context, we’re all shoved in a tiny bay together, separated only by a curtain, not much keeping me from starting a brawl with a senior citizen.
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
For context, we’re all shoved in a tiny bay together, separated only by a curtain, not much keeping me from starting a brawl with a senior citizen.
Now he’s calling back spam calls that he’s missed on speakerphone, I am going to end up on the news.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Now he’s calling back spam calls that he’s missed on speakerphone, I am going to end up on the news.
So we’re in the ER for the wife’s not-Covid (thinking it’s really bad RSV) and this old obnoxious guy is talking about where he was when JFK was assassinated. “Everyone was so distraught,” he says. “Eh. I didn’t really care for the guy.”
The empathy overwhelms.
The empathy overwhelms.
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
So we’re in the ER for the wife’s not-Covid (thinking it’s really bad RSV) and this old obnoxious guy is talking about where he was when JFK was assassinated. “Everyone was so distraught,” he says. “Eh. I didn’t really care for the guy.”
The empathy overwhelms.
The empathy overwhelms.
Are at home Covid tests catching the current variants? I’m convinced the wife has the razor blade throat one (and bad!) but two tests have come back negative, either way there goes our relaxing vacation, I’m sure I’m next for whatever hell virus this is 🫠
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Are at home Covid tests catching the current variants? I’m convinced the wife has the razor blade throat one (and bad!) but two tests have come back negative, either way there goes our relaxing vacation, I’m sure I’m next for whatever hell virus this is 🫠
Alright so now we just need one more batshit story today to complete the trifecta
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Alright so now we just need one more batshit story today to complete the trifecta
I wasn’t really a Mercury retrograde believer before the past week but good god I think I am now
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I wasn’t really a Mercury retrograde believer before the past week but good god I think I am now
It's really fun to discover that all the work you have to do under a major deadline depends upon Cloudflare and you didn't know this until suddenly you knew and it just seems like we've really got ourselves a great system here
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's really fun to discover that all the work you have to do under a major deadline depends upon Cloudflare and you didn't know this until suddenly you knew and it just seems like we've really got ourselves a great system here
You finally get some good luck and then your teammate has to go and hump the goal post
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You finally get some good luck and then your teammate has to go and hump the goal post
“You can see the Northern Lights in New England with the naked eye tonight!! Make sure you get outside!!”
Me, living in a valley in New England:
Me, living in a valley in New England:
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
“You can see the Northern Lights in New England with the naked eye tonight!! Make sure you get outside!!”
Me, living in a valley in New England:
Me, living in a valley in New England:
As my rage has settled, this is where I’ve landed. But good god the Dems can’t message worth a damn and that’s at least partly why they ended up facing a rage tsunami.
I'm mad about the shut down and worried about healthcare, but not letting people starve is a pretty good reason to cave on this bureaucratic fight, the more I think about it. So just say that: Republicans wanted you to starve rather than compromise, so we let this one go.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
As my rage has settled, this is where I’ve landed. But good god the Dems can’t message worth a damn and that’s at least partly why they ended up facing a rage tsunami.