Amanda
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999happyhops.bsky.social
Amanda
@999happyhops.bsky.social
DisTwitter turned DisSky member living in Massachusetts. Mostly post about cats, politics, Disney, life with a rambunctious puppy and assorted randomness. An influencer of nothing and no one, although I'm still waiting for my Timber royalties.
“You can see the Northern Lights in New England with the naked eye tonight!! Make sure you get outside!!”

Me, living in a valley in New England:
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Well I for one am in a *fantastic* mood this morning.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
SO MANY PRIMARIES
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We have a World Series/Halloween crossover event happening in my house
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think the cloning project will be finished in time for Halloween
September 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Archer is clearly a football fan and would like to get in on the action.
September 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This was a real entry from our local police logs a couple years back…
September 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
OF COURSE
September 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The only good part of my day.
September 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Likewise. Also living by two Air Force bases is interesting.
August 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I have erroneously thought every day this week was Friday, probably because every day has felt like an unending hellscape of nonstop horrors.

In better news, have some kittens!
August 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
She’s trying to cast out his demons
August 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
*twitches*
July 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
End of the weekend kitten update: Archer officially has one brain cell, Margot is a natural eye-rolling slightly older sister, the humans continue to bask in endorphins.
July 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
SECOND KITTEN ACQUIRED 🚨🚨🚨. Her name is Margot, she is snuggly and adorable and so far the two are getting along pretty well.

Mama Meow, our older cat, hates us all passionately right now.
July 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Meet Archer! And we pick up our second kitten (adoptions were 50% off so how could we not?!) tomorrow; her spay surgery was yesterday and we are so excited for her to join the family circus too!
July 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
But in news that I actually care about, it’s our anniversary today and we celebrated by…getting a kitten!

….and a second kitten we’ll pick up Saturday after she’s spayed! Our house is going to be absolute chaos again but my heart is so full.
July 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m sorry, I can’t let this go; I can’t remember ever in my life seeing such a nakedly partisan communication from a government agency. FWIW, I don’t receive benefits, either, so they must really want praise for dear leader spread as far and wide as possible.
July 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Okay real, real proof of life now that I have adequate pain management.

So many steroids and my eye is completely black swollen shut like I’ve lost a fight. The sloshing fluid sounds in my head make me think they installed an aquarium in there. My 5G reception does seem better now, though.
May 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Proof of life. Ow, but doing well.
May 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Went to take my mandated yet hopefully relaxing shower, and this came up from the drain and left me in ankle deep water that nearly flooded the bathroom.

And this is a Wyndham! So yes cab I please just have the drugs now??
May 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Look at our twins!
May 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Eloise took a break from complicating all of our yard work efforts to wish you a very happy Mother’s Day
May 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Something is deeply wrong with her.
May 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM