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702daniiii.bsky.social
@702daniiii.bsky.social
I love cars, animals, funny shit, and science 🇲🇽🇺🇸
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I'll straight up call something a doohickey when it's clearly a thingamajig. I really don't give a shit anymore.
July 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Possibly the best interview of all-time
April 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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If you have a dictionary that you don't show love
Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Clifton Freeman Cash
"If a comedian with 200,000 followers can do this, what could a comedian with 5 million followers do and why the Fvck aren’t they doing it? Make sure the people you admire are worth admiring. We ALL have work to do, and this will only get harder until we defeat them."
March 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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L'hora de les copes!!
March 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
March 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Dear coffee:

I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m.

I love you, girl.
March 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Me: Hi, may I please see the wine list?

Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.

Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
February 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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A poem from me by me:

This body, these arms, my thicc thighs and fat ass

Aren’t meant to work the 40 hours in the office

Butt, alas…
January 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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“every action has a reaction”

yes, first i drink the coffee then i do the things without throat punching anyone. you know, for the most part.
January 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Damn. This spot on
Dental “insurance” is actually a coupon program.
He come no one told me how much a tooth implant costs even WITH dental insurance!?
January 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Maybe I need another coffee 🤔
Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all
January 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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nah my cousins on his head LMFAOOOOO they pulled up this picture im screaming
January 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Don’t ever let anyone make you feel like you haven’t paid your dues just because they haven’t seen your receipts! 🧾

They don’t know your story! You are exactly where you’re supposed to be! 💋
January 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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A small selection of diverse fantasy book recs so you can get a feel for the vibes here!
(Tagging the authors in the comments)
@skylight.social
#booksky #authorsky #readdiverse
January 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I love black women for real 😂😂
January 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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maybe ask "how aren't you?" instead
January 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 1:00 PM