6 Foot Party Sub
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Just a large, sentient, sandwich created to feed cubicle bound corporate employees at "appreciation" parties in lieu of better pay or benefits.
Total War: Warhammer III has got to release this thing as a new Nurgle Legendary Lord.
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Total War: Warhammer III has got to release this thing as a new Nurgle Legendary Lord.
This is horrible, but also if you are the sort of person that let's your child play with an AI powered teddy bear, your kids are going to have a tough life anyway.
"Powered by OpenAI’s GPT-4o model by default...tests repeatedly showed that the AI toy dropped its guardrails the longer a conversation went on, until hitting rock bottom on incredibly disturbing topics."
AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
futurism.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is horrible, but also if you are the sort of person that let's your child play with an AI powered teddy bear, your kids are going to have a tough life anyway.
I watched True Lies (1994) last night. I forgot that movies used to rely on it being irrelevant to his character that Arnold was the most jacked man on Earth with a thick Austrian accent.
We just worked past those factors.
We just worked past those factors.
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I watched True Lies (1994) last night. I forgot that movies used to rely on it being irrelevant to his character that Arnold was the most jacked man on Earth with a thick Austrian accent.
We just worked past those factors.
We just worked past those factors.
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October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Brosmer's multi-level Farquaad homage haircut is elite. Easily going for 750 yds passing in the 2nd half.
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Brosmer's multi-level Farquaad homage haircut is elite. Easily going for 750 yds passing in the 2nd half.
It took EXACTLY 3 quarters for Ben Johnson to become a Bears coach.
September 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It took EXACTLY 3 quarters for Ben Johnson to become a Bears coach.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Gary Gardens (The house is actually pretty nice, but there is still a raccoon. He is only related to George Kennedy.)
Gary Gardens (The house is actually pretty nice, but there is still a raccoon. He is only related to George Kennedy.)
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Aliens vs. Gary (3 minute directors cut with all cut footage added back, up from the original 21 second run time.)
Aliens vs. Gary (3 minute directors cut with all cut footage added back, up from the original 21 second run time.)
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
There's Something About Gary
There's Something About Gary
September 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Gary Gardens (The house is actually pretty nice, but there is still a raccoon. He is only related to George Kennedy.)
Gary Gardens (The house is actually pretty nice, but there is still a raccoon. He is only related to George Kennedy.)
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Rudy Giuliani and Alan Dershowitz are engaged in a very high-stakes and high-profile “being like that” contest and it’s gonna be a photo finish
August 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Rudy Giuliani and Alan Dershowitz are engaged in a very high-stakes and high-profile “being like that” contest and it’s gonna be a photo finish
Finally, someone gets it.
retrofitting this for sub sandwiches in the fight against tyranny
August 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Finally, someone gets it.
This is America.
August 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is America.
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Welcome to the 2027 Chicago mayoral election, Andrew Cuomo
August 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Welcome to the 2027 Chicago mayoral election, Andrew Cuomo
I want to find this man, if he is still around, and gently bully him.
July 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I want to find this man, if he is still around, and gently bully him.
Everybody asks, "How's the sandwich?"
Nobody ever asks, "How are you, sandwich?"
Nobody ever asks, "How are you, sandwich?"
December 16, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Everybody asks, "How's the sandwich?"
Nobody ever asks, "How are you, sandwich?"
Nobody ever asks, "How are you, sandwich?"
So we beat on, sandwiches against the table, borne back ceaselessly into the stomachs.
November 30, 2024 at 4:01 PM
So we beat on, sandwiches against the table, borne back ceaselessly into the stomachs.
Sometimes HR and Payroll come together and call in one of our specialists to "send a message" to the rank and file. We call this package, "The company is downsizing, everyone is getting two weeks severance regardless of seniority."
It is most popular amongst companies setting record profits.
It is most popular amongst companies setting record profits.
November 30, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Sometimes HR and Payroll come together and call in one of our specialists to "send a message" to the rank and file. We call this package, "The company is downsizing, everyone is getting two weeks severance regardless of seniority."
It is most popular amongst companies setting record profits.
It is most popular amongst companies setting record profits.
Jamila was a model before she was taken up to a C-Suite after work drinks soiree. Synergies were realized, new revenue streams were discussed. Some say her consumption led to Thad's discovery of a new way to cross-utilize product in order to maximize ROI in down-markets.
November 24, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Jamila was a model before she was taken up to a C-Suite after work drinks soiree. Synergies were realized, new revenue streams were discussed. Some say her consumption led to Thad's discovery of a new way to cross-utilize product in order to maximize ROI in down-markets.
Little known fact: When my cousin Giuseppe was slaughtered for a team-building exercise in Chappaqua (pictured here), his body became the first official use of the term "put a pin in it."
November 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Little known fact: When my cousin Giuseppe was slaughtered for a team-building exercise in Chappaqua (pictured here), his body became the first official use of the term "put a pin in it."
One of my kind being born into a cruel and uncaring world. He will be devoured partially by a woman named Doris while she absolutely demolishes Ted in accounting's choice of tie/sock combinations.
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
One of my kind being born into a cruel and uncaring world. He will be devoured partially by a woman named Doris while she absolutely demolishes Ted in accounting's choice of tie/sock combinations.