6 Foot Party Sub
@6footpartysub.bsky.social
Just a large, sentient, sandwich created to feed cubicle bound corporate employees at "appreciation" parties in lieu of better pay or benefits.
When will a reporter be brave enough to hit him with, "I noticed you didn't have enough to get the win. Vaxxed?"
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
When will a reporter be brave enough to hit him with, "I noticed you didn't have enough to get the win. Vaxxed?"
There was a decent protest yesterday at the White House, it just got zero media coverage for some reason...
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
There was a decent protest yesterday at the White House, it just got zero media coverage for some reason...
Looks great, too!
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Looks great, too!
Imagine all the sports watching time turning into book reading time. Sometimes I do that and I feel bad, so I turn on a game.
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Imagine all the sports watching time turning into book reading time. Sometimes I do that and I feel bad, so I turn on a game.
Might I suggest an affordable pasta.
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Might I suggest an affordable pasta.
Looks wonderful! What is the shrimp cocktail dish? That looks like something I have to try.
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Looks wonderful! What is the shrimp cocktail dish? That looks like something I have to try.
Exploitation often happens without ill intent. It is just the nature of human interaction. I am not discounting symbiotic exploitation.
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Exploitation often happens without ill intent. It is just the nature of human interaction. I am not discounting symbiotic exploitation.
On re-reading, I realized I should have said all exchanges. There is never a perfect balance of power.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
On re-reading, I realized I should have said all exchanges. There is never a perfect balance of power.
I mean, everything in life is exploitative if you break it down. It is a question of bargaining power. I was a boxer when I was young. I loved it. I still love it. People definitely watched me fight for their pleasure, but I felt I got a fair bargain out of it.
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I mean, everything in life is exploitative if you break it down. It is a question of bargaining power. I was a boxer when I was young. I loved it. I still love it. People definitely watched me fight for their pleasure, but I felt I got a fair bargain out of it.
Man, wait til you find out about all sports ever.
December 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Man, wait til you find out about all sports ever.
Inject it into my veins.
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Inject it into my veins.
Great work, I hate you.
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Great work, I hate you.
Right as my payment is processing: WAIT! How much are the Baked Lays? Is it the same as regular chips or...?
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Right as my payment is processing: WAIT! How much are the Baked Lays? Is it the same as regular chips or...?
My sandwich artist is going to hate my order.
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My sandwich artist is going to hate my order.
How long are we talking?
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
How long are we talking?
Next time ask for a "pantufla con queso."
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Next time ask for a "pantufla con queso."
This is very nice and makes me feel warm.
December 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is very nice and makes me feel warm.
Now make the driver feel like you diarrhead yourself.
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Now make the driver feel like you diarrhead yourself.
"And you will be staying in Bedroom #4, the sink is more comfortable to sleep in than you'd think."
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"And you will be staying in Bedroom #4, the sink is more comfortable to sleep in than you'd think."
Does he have a crying child in the cubby behind him on the left side?
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Does he have a crying child in the cubby behind him on the left side?
I am so ready to feel hope again, but it hurts so bad every time. But also, we've never had a shirtless Ben Johnson screaming in a locker room post-game before. Maybe this time is different?
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am so ready to feel hope again, but it hurts so bad every time. But also, we've never had a shirtless Ben Johnson screaming in a locker room post-game before. Maybe this time is different?