Hellbender
@605qu3.bsky.social
Delete accounts. Change providers. Buy local. Make it yourself. Their only language is money and it’s time we make them scream.
You’d tell a friend if they had spinach in their teeth, so let them know if they have nazis in their feed!
You’d tell a friend if they had spinach in their teeth, so let them know if they have nazis in their feed!
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@605qu3.bsky.social
· Jan 25
My first beehive! I’ve been beekeeping with my dad since 2007 but only got my own place a few years ago. Between two kids and a bunch of other yard projects, I just haven’t been able to get a hive set up until now. I planted a 100’ x 12’ wildflower meadow strip for them. More to come! #Beekeeping
April 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
My first beehive! I’ve been beekeeping with my dad since 2007 but only got my own place a few years ago. Between two kids and a bunch of other yard projects, I just haven’t been able to get a hive set up until now. I planted a 100’ x 12’ wildflower meadow strip for them. More to come! #Beekeeping
“Hauling ass” and “dragging ass” are semi-literal equivalents but figurative opposites.
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
“Hauling ass” and “dragging ass” are semi-literal equivalents but figurative opposites.
Anyone else feel bad for the mosquitos in DC getting wasted after biting Hegseth?
April 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Anyone else feel bad for the mosquitos in DC getting wasted after biting Hegseth?
Fuck delta air lines. I’ve been sitting on a plane for 5 hours and haven’t left the ground. This was only a 4 hour flight: We’ve deplaned twice. Right when we were about to leave the second time, the pilots “realized” they would be going over on duty hours. Back to gate. Fuck delta air lines.
April 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fuck delta air lines. I’ve been sitting on a plane for 5 hours and haven’t left the ground. This was only a 4 hour flight: We’ve deplaned twice. Right when we were about to leave the second time, the pilots “realized” they would be going over on duty hours. Back to gate. Fuck delta air lines.
Some serious shit must go down behind these doors.
February 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Some serious shit must go down behind these doors.
Just got back from Paris. Every time I heard a siren I thought Jason Bourne was in trouble.
several police cars are driving down a street and one has a license plate that says rx61 wbs
ALT: several police cars are driving down a street and one has a license plate that says rx61 wbs
media.tenor.com
February 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just got back from Paris. Every time I heard a siren I thought Jason Bourne was in trouble.
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#ICYMI: ProPublica has confirmed the names and roles of more than 30 Musk-affiliated staffers who are helping the world’s richest man dismantle or downsize federal agencies one by one.
The Staffers Helping Elon Musk Dismantle and Downsize the U.S. Government, One Agency at a Time
Musk and his lieutenants are reshaping the government and its mission with the blessing of President Trump. ProPublica has confirmed the names and roles of more than 30 staffers affiliated with the…
propub.li
February 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
#ICYMI: ProPublica has confirmed the names and roles of more than 30 Musk-affiliated staffers who are helping the world’s richest man dismantle or downsize federal agencies one by one.
Cheryl Fucking Hines has ruined Curb Your Enthusiasm for me.
She and her brain worm addled husband deserve the suffering coming for us due to this kamikaze of HHS.
I’m sure they’ll keep a stash of antibiotics while we watch our quality of life plummet until we die of treatable illnesses.
She and her brain worm addled husband deserve the suffering coming for us due to this kamikaze of HHS.
I’m sure they’ll keep a stash of antibiotics while we watch our quality of life plummet until we die of treatable illnesses.
a man in a striped sweater holds a pitchfork
ALT: a man in a striped sweater holds a pitchfork
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cheryl Fucking Hines has ruined Curb Your Enthusiasm for me.
She and her brain worm addled husband deserve the suffering coming for us due to this kamikaze of HHS.
I’m sure they’ll keep a stash of antibiotics while we watch our quality of life plummet until we die of treatable illnesses.
She and her brain worm addled husband deserve the suffering coming for us due to this kamikaze of HHS.
I’m sure they’ll keep a stash of antibiotics while we watch our quality of life plummet until we die of treatable illnesses.
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Vice-Chancellor Robert Habeck after Vance: "That is not conservative, or what conservative once meant. That is authoritarian-revolutionary" and "a new form of technological money aristocracy."
Habeck bezeichnet US-Regierung als "autoritär-revolutionär"
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
Habeck bezeichnet US-Regierung als "autoritär-revolutionär"
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
Robert Habeck: Vizekanzler nennt Verhalten der US-Regierung "autoritär-revolutionär"
Robert Habeck zeigt sich im ZEIT-Podcast "Alles gesagt?" wegen der Äußerungen von J.D. Vance äußerst besorgt. Die Lage erinnere ihn an "Feudalismus" und "Oligarchie".
www.zeit.de
February 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Vice-Chancellor Robert Habeck after Vance: "That is not conservative, or what conservative once meant. That is authoritarian-revolutionary" and "a new form of technological money aristocracy."
Habeck bezeichnet US-Regierung als "autoritär-revolutionär"
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
Habeck bezeichnet US-Regierung als "autoritär-revolutionär"
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
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"This is not a one-off; remember that Vance has been suggesting since at least 2021 that a re-elected Donald Trump should defy the courts. It’s unconscionable for any lawyer to do this, let alone a lawyer who is the vice president of the United States."
JD Vance Wants a Constitutional Crisis
But what he *needs* is to bone up on the separation of powers.
www.thebulwark.com
February 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"This is not a one-off; remember that Vance has been suggesting since at least 2021 that a re-elected Donald Trump should defy the courts. It’s unconscionable for any lawyer to do this, let alone a lawyer who is the vice president of the United States."
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15 February 1944 | A Polish woman Natalia Hiszpańska (b. 1904) perished in the Auschwitz camp hospital. She was an architect, a scout leader and a second lieutenant. She was engaged in resistance activities during the war.
In the camp from 25 August 1943. No. 55813.
In the camp from 25 August 1943. No. 55813.
February 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
15 February 1944 | A Polish woman Natalia Hiszpańska (b. 1904) perished in the Auschwitz camp hospital. She was an architect, a scout leader and a second lieutenant. She was engaged in resistance activities during the war.
In the camp from 25 August 1943. No. 55813.
In the camp from 25 August 1943. No. 55813.
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Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
February 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social could you let me know which vendor is most beneficial to you for me to buy ebooks and audiobooks of your work?
February 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social could you let me know which vendor is most beneficial to you for me to buy ebooks and audiobooks of your work?
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A luxurious French classic with a creamy, velvety custard and a crisp caramelized sugar crust, perfect for an elegant dessert.
Crème Brûlée
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
A luxurious French classic with a creamy, velvety custard and a crisp caramelized sugar crust, perfect for an elegant dessert.
Crème Brûlée
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
February 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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A luxurious French classic with a creamy, velvety custard and a crisp caramelized sugar crust, perfect for an elegant dessert.
Crème Brûlée
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
A luxurious French classic with a creamy, velvety custard and a crisp caramelized sugar crust, perfect for an elegant dessert.
Crème Brûlée
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
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What am I doing that I’ve worn off these letters in just 7 months? Am I typing wrong?
February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What am I doing that I’ve worn off these letters in just 7 months? Am I typing wrong?
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The mark of a good Cottage Pie is its rich, meaty filling, thickened just enough to cradle a golden crust of buttery mashed potatoes.
Here’s this Yank’s take. I can already hear the collective groans—but it’s made with the utmost respect (and just a touch of irreverence).
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
The mark of a good Cottage Pie is its rich, meaty filling, thickened just enough to cradle a golden crust of buttery mashed potatoes.
Here’s this Yank’s take. I can already hear the collective groans—but it’s made with the utmost respect (and just a touch of irreverence).
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
February 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🐄
The mark of a good Cottage Pie is its rich, meaty filling, thickened just enough to cradle a golden crust of buttery mashed potatoes.
Here’s this Yank’s take. I can already hear the collective groans—but it’s made with the utmost respect (and just a touch of irreverence).
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
The mark of a good Cottage Pie is its rich, meaty filling, thickened just enough to cradle a golden crust of buttery mashed potatoes.
Here’s this Yank’s take. I can already hear the collective groans—but it’s made with the utmost respect (and just a touch of irreverence).
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
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It's awards season. Please consider nominating my novel Absolution in any of the following categories: 1--Persistent Use of Fuck, 2--Alligator!, 3--Cannibalism, 4--Use of the Semiotics of UN Base Structures Imposed on Foreign Landscapes, 5--Going For It, Hard.
February 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It's awards season. Please consider nominating my novel Absolution in any of the following categories: 1--Persistent Use of Fuck, 2--Alligator!, 3--Cannibalism, 4--Use of the Semiotics of UN Base Structures Imposed on Foreign Landscapes, 5--Going For It, Hard.
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A breakfast sandwich should be more than just a rushed meal. This croissant creation combines the smoky spice of Italian sausage with the delicate silkiness of soft scrambled eggs and the gentle bitterness of wilted spinach. Smoked Gouda adds a creamy, slightly nutty finish.
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
A breakfast sandwich should be more than just a rushed meal. This croissant creation combines the smoky spice of Italian sausage with the delicate silkiness of soft scrambled eggs and the gentle bitterness of wilted spinach. Smoked Gouda adds a creamy, slightly nutty finish.
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
February 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
🥐
A breakfast sandwich should be more than just a rushed meal. This croissant creation combines the smoky spice of Italian sausage with the delicate silkiness of soft scrambled eggs and the gentle bitterness of wilted spinach. Smoked Gouda adds a creamy, slightly nutty finish.
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
A breakfast sandwich should be more than just a rushed meal. This croissant creation combines the smoky spice of Italian sausage with the delicate silkiness of soft scrambled eggs and the gentle bitterness of wilted spinach. Smoked Gouda adds a creamy, slightly nutty finish.
Recipe follows
🍽️🍜👨🍳🐝🦋
The furniture in the Oval Office just breathed a collective sigh of relief
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha times infinity
February 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The furniture in the Oval Office just breathed a collective sigh of relief
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“So point and laugh for a minute. Then tar and feather. Then toss them in rehab.
I am not joking.” open.substack.com/pub/skyfishi...
I am not joking.” open.substack.com/pub/skyfishi...
All Billionaires Are Addicts
and they should be treated like it
open.substack.com
February 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
“So point and laugh for a minute. Then tar and feather. Then toss them in rehab.
I am not joking.” open.substack.com/pub/skyfishi...
I am not joking.” open.substack.com/pub/skyfishi...
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Must be that the people at the National Weather Service & Hurricane Center were a serious threat to American "values," as defined by a drug-addicted South African billionaire.
DOGE is reportedly threatening NOAA with massive staff and budget cuts.
NOAA houses the National Weather Service and National Hurricane Center, which produce forecasts and warn people about storms.
This attack on public safety is ripped straight from the pages of Project 2025.
NOAA houses the National Weather Service and National Hurricane Center, which produce forecasts and warn people about storms.
This attack on public safety is ripped straight from the pages of Project 2025.
Doge staffers enter Noaa headquarters and incite reports of cuts and threats
Members reportedly sought access to IT systems at agency that Project 2025 has called ‘harmful to US prosperity’
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Must be that the people at the National Weather Service & Hurricane Center were a serious threat to American "values," as defined by a drug-addicted South African billionaire.
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"Judge pauses Trump plan to put USAID staff on leave"
The courts appear to be all the is preserving the rule of law in the United States, since the Republican-controlled Congress have willingly cucked themselves to Trump.
www.cnbc.com/2025/02/07/t...
The courts appear to be all the is preserving the rule of law in the United States, since the Republican-controlled Congress have willingly cucked themselves to Trump.
www.cnbc.com/2025/02/07/t...
Judge pauses Trump plan to put USAID staff on leave
Judge Carl Nichols said he would be entering a "very limited" temporary restraining order directed at the 2,200 at-risk USAID workers.
www.cnbc.com
February 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Judge pauses Trump plan to put USAID staff on leave"
The courts appear to be all the is preserving the rule of law in the United States, since the Republican-controlled Congress have willingly cucked themselves to Trump.
www.cnbc.com/2025/02/07/t...
The courts appear to be all the is preserving the rule of law in the United States, since the Republican-controlled Congress have willingly cucked themselves to Trump.
www.cnbc.com/2025/02/07/t...
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I try to remain level-headed.
VP's post is to gauge public opinion on ignoring the courts, which equates to the destruction of a check on power as laid out in the Constitution.
Anyone who took the oath of service to defend the Constitution would be required to respond.
VP's post is to gauge public opinion on ignoring the courts, which equates to the destruction of a check on power as laid out in the Constitution.
Anyone who took the oath of service to defend the Constitution would be required to respond.
February 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I try to remain level-headed.
VP's post is to gauge public opinion on ignoring the courts, which equates to the destruction of a check on power as laid out in the Constitution.
Anyone who took the oath of service to defend the Constitution would be required to respond.
VP's post is to gauge public opinion on ignoring the courts, which equates to the destruction of a check on power as laid out in the Constitution.
Anyone who took the oath of service to defend the Constitution would be required to respond.
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February 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM