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Hellbender
@605qu3.bsky.social
Delete accounts. Change providers. Buy local. Make it yourself. Their only language is money and it’s time we make them scream.

You’d tell a friend if they had spinach in their teeth, so let them know if they have nazis in their feed!
Again Bezos demonstrates that he’s got the spine of a wet saltine cracker. He’s a coward, a thief, and a traitor to our country. Pretty sure I pay more taxes than he does.
April 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
To be fair a lot of trash does float. I bet the driver does.
April 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
What a disgusting mouth breathing, bottom feeding catfish in human clothing. He’s a walking (barely) urinal cake.
April 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It probably sounded like “Imunuh hook you upta uh polygiraffe” when he slurred it out though.
April 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I seriously feel for the factory workers that have to spend all day toiling away on making giant scrotums for giant dicks (the drivers) with no understanding of why.
February 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We need to combine the feathers with some tar and go 1776 on their asses
February 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sister doesn’t realize she hasn’t stepped foot on an unhackable vehicle in years
February 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Misleading headline: the couchfucker’s owners want a constitutional crisis.
February 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Thank you for sharing this! I’ve been trying to find a battle tested recipe for this and I’m excited to give this a try.
February 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
It’s a fair question the kid posed. Who has the magat ever helped a day in his “life”?
February 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM