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Hellbender
@605qu3.bsky.social
Delete accounts. Change providers. Buy local. Make it yourself. Their only language is money and it’s time we make them scream.

You’d tell a friend if they had spinach in their teeth, so let them know if they have nazis in their feed!
My first beehive! I’ve been beekeeping with my dad since 2007 but only got my own place a few years ago. Between two kids and a bunch of other yard projects, I just haven’t been able to get a hive set up until now. I planted a 100’ x 12’ wildflower meadow strip for them. More to come! #Beekeeping
April 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Some serious shit must go down behind these doors.
February 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What am I doing that I’ve worn off these letters in just 7 months? Am I typing wrong?
February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Not sure if I should blame the magats in office or Delta’s enshittification, but I guess now it’s ok to just tape over stuff like window damage.

It’s a Boeing 737-900ER and I hope you don’t read about this flight on the news later.
February 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
February 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@ericlipton.nytimes.com this brings me so much joy.

You’re being blocked by “Maga trash as I find them” - that is truly rock bottom, which should be an all you can eat buffet for you.
February 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@windsorns.bsky.social I throughly enjoyed your evisceration of nazi troll @clintmajors.bsky.social

I think our little snowflake got triggered, but my favorite part was how you ended it with a message that this is just the beginning of their discomfort.
February 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Looking forward to diving into the latest entry in the Southern Reach novels by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social

VanderMeer does world building that makes me feel like I’m in the fever dream of a genius.
February 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My local library finally had a hard copy free up - can’t wait to reenter this universe.
February 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Someone help me understand what’s happened to elmo’s elbow.
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Went to click the their handle aaaaaaand… poof. 💨 What a coward.
January 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just a reminder that the muZZkrat is not an elected government official. He IS the perfect candidate to be tarred, feathered, and deported back to his daddy’s mines in Africa.
January 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I love how magats are blaming Biden for the fires, but completely absolved Dump of any responsibility in 2019.

I’ve heard of the Hippocratic Oath, but is there such thing as the Hypocritical Oath?
January 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
January 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
@washingtonpost.com

Hey WaZZington PoZZt - you gonna to follow Trump to the bunker when this dance ends?
January 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM