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5normalbreads.bsky.social
Sydney J.
@5normalbreads.bsky.social
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Howdy! I'm Sydney, I'm 18 and you'll probably know me by 5_normal on Twitter
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rushrabbit.bsky.social
Some paraappappappass
January 10, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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stacpac.bsky.social
I love monster asses
I love fat sweaty cellulite riddled monster asses
January 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are unwrapping christmas presents. There is one particularly large red present on the foreground. Blue: This is a lot of presents for just the two of us. Green: What did we get? Blue looks around, while Green turns towards the red box. Blue: Camping seat, winter clothes, ice claws, fishing gear... Green: What's in that big box? Blue and Green turn to look at each other. Blue: Remember when we told my grandpa that we could go ice fishing with him? Green: Yeah? Both Blue and Green turn to look at the last big red box, as Blue's grandfather pops out of it, full of anticipation. Blue: He's here. Blue's grandfather: Put your gear on, boys!
January 2, 2024 at 10:10 AM
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smashy.bsky.social
B🌀th.
October 21, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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snoozecanthrope.bsky.social
yeah? well. Check THIS out!!

*does absolutely nothing, just likes the attention*
October 29, 2023 at 9:45 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
October 29, 2023 at 10:30 PM
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stacpac.bsky.social
Drew a bloated blitzo for a friend :)
October 24, 2023 at 1:29 PM
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xkcd.com
Black Holes vs Regular Holes xkcd.com/2844
October 20, 2023 at 5:10 PM
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stacpac.bsky.social
Nice 😎
October 20, 2023 at 12:06 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
bluesky is a girl website
October 20, 2023 at 6:43 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Amalia Fleming was an amazing person but her cat was clearly not impressed. 1971. press-ert-gr.translate.goog/grafeio-typo...
Black and white photo of a 62 year old Greek woman standing in a backyard, holding a shorthaired white cat with black patches. The cat is pushing away from her with a look of disdain.
October 20, 2023 at 4:09 AM
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fuchskind.bsky.social
Cozy autumn weekend incoming 🧡.
Comic Illustration: A fox is lying comfy in his burrow with a cup of tea in his paws and a yellow scarf around his neck. You can see an autumn landscape around him. A little mole is digging in his burrow accidentally and looks surprised.
October 20, 2023 at 9:26 AM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
October 20, 2023 at 11:38 AM
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xkcd.com
Professional Oaths xkcd.com/2843
October 20, 2023 at 9:42 AM
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jamellebouie.net
me, chanting, pounding countertop with my fists: "BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD"
October 20, 2023 at 12:12 AM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
October 20, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Always make time to stop and admire the peets. Photo from my collection, no further info.
Black and white photo of a white woman with voluminous short bouffant hairstyle, sitting outside and proudly holding up a shorthaired white cat with black spots. A white man sots next to her, he seems to be closely admiring the cat’s little white forepaws that are being gently held up in the woman’s left hand.
October 20, 2023 at 12:10 AM
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cait.bsky.social
he is so beautiful handsome perfect!!!!
October 20, 2023 at 12:53 AM
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helenkennedy.bsky.social
Republicans are now blocking each other and trading schoolyard insults on Twitter.
Tweet from Republican nutjob Nancy Mace saying "too many men here with no balls" over a screenshot of Republican Congressman Greg Murphy blocking her
October 20, 2023 at 2:10 AM
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hexcraft.bsky.social
Screenshot from Godzilla game Citizen saying “Go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy”
October 20, 2023 at 12:20 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
First post here! Welcome, everyone!
September 30, 2023 at 2:07 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives home, his colour looking slightly darker than usual. Green rushes to greet him. Blue: I'm ho- Green: You're home! Did you make it before the rain started? Green reaches towards Blue, who gently presses him away. Blue: No - and don't hug me, I'm soaked. Green looks at Blue, confused. Green: But you don't look wet. Blue turns his back towards Green, showing the one spot on his back that is still the regular, lighter colour of his dry fur. Blue: I have one dry spot on me. Green: Oh.
October 2, 2023 at 10:48 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
Taking a little hiatus, be back after a quick break!
A single colourless, unshaded fox, with the caption: "Tired. Back in a few weeks."
October 4, 2023 at 11:07 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is laying under a blanket, deeply tired but slowly recharging. There's a visualisation of a battery being charged over his head, starting from red and almost empty, to yellow and filled almost halfway, and finally green and almost fully charged. Blue turns around to look at Green, who has now gotten up and is moving about, full of energy again. Blue: You're back? Green: I'm all back!
October 18, 2023 at 9:46 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Green: Being a short man is one thing, but I don't envy tall women in the dating market. Blue: Why not? Blue looks at Green in shock as Green continues explaining. Green: Most men don't prefer dating women taller than themselves. Blue: They don't?! Green looks at Blue, confused. Blue looks back to him, downright puzzled. Green: Wait, you thought that everyone would? Blue: Of course! The two continue walking, looking right ahead. Green: I really robbed you from the tall women, huh? Blue: I still chose you.
October 20, 2023 at 8:56 AM