- woke up;
- got out of bed;
- dragged a comb across my head;
- found my way downstairs and had a cup, looked up, noticed I was late, found my coat, grabbed my hat:
- made the bus in seconds flat.
- woke up;
- got out of bed;
- dragged a comb across my head;
- found my way downstairs and had a cup, looked up, noticed I was late, found my coat, grabbed my hat:
- made the bus in seconds flat.
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R is for Raninoides, one of the best examples of DEcarcinization. It's a true crab, but its body is elongated and the abdomen sticks out. The wrench and spadelike appendages, and torpedolike body, are good for burrowing (see video, next skeet)
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I dunno. When you’re coming up with hypotheticals that involve tossing pregnant women into the air and evaluating where their vaginas land, maybe you’re just trying really hard to justify your bigotry.
I dunno. When you’re coming up with hypotheticals that involve tossing pregnant women into the air and evaluating where their vaginas land, maybe you’re just trying really hard to justify your bigotry.
Me: ok
Wife: Pretend you’re my daddy
Me: ok
Wife I’ve been a bad girl
Me: why’d you marry that idiot
Me: ok
Wife: Pretend you’re my daddy
Me: ok
Wife I’ve been a bad girl
Me: why’d you marry that idiot
*President* Trump in 2025:
*President* Trump in 2025:
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Or at least I am. And you are, most likely. His wife is. But she won’t say so publicly.
Or at least I am. And you are, most likely. His wife is. But she won’t say so publicly.
If we’re now seeing that the gov’t funds all the new drugs too, then it’s time for pitchforks.
If we’re now seeing that the gov’t funds all the new drugs too, then it’s time for pitchforks.
Except Andy Warhol. Nobody will remember him.
Except Andy Warhol. Nobody will remember him.