Bryce Anderson
475nm.bsky.social
Bryce Anderson
@475nm.bsky.social
I'm blue, dah-boo-dee dah-boo-diiii.
HIGH RISK POOLS!

(takes a shot)
Roger Marshall on the GOP healthcare plan: "We do need some type of reinsurance pool to take care of the high risk people. We would like to have association healthcare plans so Amazon or Costco, someone like that, could sell health plans across state plans."
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I named my fists Adobe Premiere and Microsoft Access, because I don’t know how to use either one effectively!
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I've named my fists Kayleigh and Travis, and I claim them as my dependents when I file my tax returns every year. So when guys ask me what I'm in for, I hold up little Kayleigh and little Travis and say, "These two scamps got me in trouble, y'know?"
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I named my fists Milli and Vanilli because they've not had a hit since the 80s.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Tall children have a biological advantage in basketball & should be banned from playing high-school ball. It's not fair to the other students.
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is in the top 0.3% of Wi-Fi names.
My home Wi-Fi SSID is "A Series of Tubes"
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We need another FDR. My man never touched a computer in his life.
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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A theory about vibes:

Human beings are deeply social creatures. Our need for a legible social order is rooted almost as deeply in our brainstem as our need for basic physical security. We need -- not want, need -- to understand who's in charge, who are allies, who are enemies, *how things work*.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The scary thing is, according to "the market," this technology is worth roughly $100 trillion.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Do astronomers not know about free will? We can rename this planet anytime we like. I vote we call it Rupert.
Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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you think you could resist RFK Jr.’s sex appeal? could you resist the sex appeal of a whale? a bear? a hawk? a python? a horse? a swarm of city rats? the man has consumed the spirit energy of so many powerful animals
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I feel like there's a formula for a 2028 landslide here.
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:

“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I no longer trust our Government and will from this point henceforth be filing my taxes with the Chinese Communist Party
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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It basically skins bacteria alive and has a very simple molecular structure.

Pencillin needs to get into a bacteria and jam a organelle inside the bacteria like gum in a lock. Powerful but also evolutionarily tenuous.

Interesting source, nothing kills bacteria better than other bacteria.
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A new and dangerous "party drug" is hitting the streets. Are *your* kids at risk? What parents need to know about "soil snorters."
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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a violent solar flare targeting my phone could fix me
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Butlerian Jihad? Butlerian Jihad.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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The Aurora Borealis, also known as the “Northern Lights,” are a natural phenomenon caused by interference between the Earth’s magnetosphere and all the nudes you guys are texting each other back and forth
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Abolish the Senate. I am absolutely dead serious.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM