reading negative reviews of pluribus makes me gouge take my eyes out
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reading negative reviews of pluribus makes me gouge take my eyes out
if I have to vote for gavin newsom in 2028 im shooting myself on live television
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
if I have to vote for gavin newsom in 2028 im shooting myself on live television
just sold a loon to a guy who was struggling to breathe.
I probably killed him
I probably killed him
October 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
just sold a loon to a guy who was struggling to breathe.
I probably killed him
I probably killed him
I wish I had aura like this
September 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I wish I had aura like this
gender'd shoes abolitionist
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
gender'd shoes abolitionist
Incredible advertising
September 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Incredible advertising
Terminally online people not being obnoxious and annoying challenge level impossible
August 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Terminally online people not being obnoxious and annoying challenge level impossible
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Mans took off that jacket and shit CHANGED!
August 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Mans took off that jacket and shit CHANGED!
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For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
Just had a customer wear this shirt, I tried to take a picture so I could laugh at him later but I accidentally had my flash on lmfao
August 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just had a customer wear this shirt, I tried to take a picture so I could laugh at him later but I accidentally had my flash on lmfao
Old white man threatened me at work and I got to yell at him telling him to get the fuck out
Life is good
Life is good
August 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Old white man threatened me at work and I got to yell at him telling him to get the fuck out
Life is good
Life is good
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Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
August 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
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*monkeys paw finger curls as jd vance is sworn in*
August 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
*monkeys paw finger curls as jd vance is sworn in*
Just had some customer say to his companion "you know pretty soon it's gonna be illegal to pay with cash"
July 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Just had some customer say to his companion "you know pretty soon it's gonna be illegal to pay with cash"
nooo Darth sidious that's the wrong coke !!
July 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
nooo Darth sidious that's the wrong coke !!
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I can't believe this is the platform Andrew Cuomo is actually running on. This makes me sick
July 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I can't believe this is the platform Andrew Cuomo is actually running on. This makes me sick
Whoever decided to name a city in California, 'Ontario', deserves the death penalty.
I almost shit myself because FedEx that I sent a package to Ontario, CA and I was like, why the fuck did I send that to Canada?
I almost shit myself because FedEx that I sent a package to Ontario, CA and I was like, why the fuck did I send that to Canada?
July 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Whoever decided to name a city in California, 'Ontario', deserves the death penalty.
I almost shit myself because FedEx that I sent a package to Ontario, CA and I was like, why the fuck did I send that to Canada?
I almost shit myself because FedEx that I sent a package to Ontario, CA and I was like, why the fuck did I send that to Canada?
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We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.
The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
July 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.
The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
me when I can buy on brand frosted flakes now
July 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
me when I can buy on brand frosted flakes now
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astonishing levels of shitposting
July 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
astonishing levels of shitposting
taking a shot for every capitalized letter that shouldn't be capitalized
sent my stinky nephew some fortnite dollars for his bday and an ultimatum:
July 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
taking a shot for every capitalized letter that shouldn't be capitalized
$10 dollars CashApp for whoever can get me the video of the old man in a circle K bathroom wearing his employee uniform jamming out to Creep by Radiohead
June 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
$10 dollars CashApp for whoever can get me the video of the old man in a circle K bathroom wearing his employee uniform jamming out to Creep by Radiohead
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