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Lil Cranberry
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The catalogs that get mailed to you because of some list you are unwittingly on say a lot about who advertisers think you are. Somehow I am on both:

- the USPS stamp catalog
- Klingspor’s wood sanding catalog

I hope I can craft my persona to be more 68-year-old man this year.
February 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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See here's how to do a headline.

fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...
February 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I love this
February 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I posted a Lincoln quote so it’s only fair to also post Darwin at his most relatable
February 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It hasn’t even been a whole month. I don’t know if I can do 1,437 more days of this idiocracy. Even that’s hopeful that we won’t have a supreme leader by then- because clearly the constitution was written by woke libs and doesn’t matter in the slightest.
February 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The current government is so mind boggling stupid. This is a culture war that knows no bounds. It is all to impress their cult by any means. Our constitution, economy, democracy, and safety in general are on the line. Elected Dems aren’t doing anything about it. Stand up for democracy, I beg you.
'Back to plastic': Trump signs order for plastic straws as he declares paper ones 'don’t work'
President Donald Trump says he is banning federal use of paper straws, saying they “don’t work” and don’t last very long.
apnews.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Pete Buttigieg responds to Trump’s vicious nonsense.
January 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Absolutely not Sanders, I used to be such a champion for you. You no longer have the best interest of the country at heart or a good grasp on what your constituents want. Time to retire, Bud (derogatory).
Sanders ,
Just fuckin don’t
Bernie Sanders tells RFK Jr "I very much like the slogan that you coined, Make America Healthy Again. And I strongly agree with that effort"
January 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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😆
January 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
That’s it, I’ve hit my peak.
January 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Spotify, this is the rudest thing you have ever done to me. Why was it good though?
January 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Pornbots are the quickest way to make me mute notifications and abandon a platform. I feel like Tumblr just got theirs under control (kind of) but BlueSky is struggling.
January 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We’ve been storing our dishwasher pods in this vintage canister for at least four years now and it still brings me great joy.
January 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Yesterday Vibes: Immaculate

(Vibes: driving from Concord to “the Valley” and gawking at the snow covered mountains while @unfairuse.bsky.social listed facts and stories about the area)

Additional Notes: We listened to a 80s road trip playlist and there is salt crust half way up my flare jeans.
January 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
City buildings like these have long been my favorite. I pass Concord, NH’s nearly every day and always wish I could live there.
One of my favorite buildings in Los Angeles: Lincoln Heights LADWP Building (1937), designed by S. Charles Lee
January 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’ve hit that part of life where I would rather make a coffee at home than buy one out- not because of ‘saving’ or anything but because the food places near us make wack coffee. (This does not involve cute coffee shops- those are magical wonderful places).
July 13, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Cool cool cool- great job New England alert systems- I live in New Hampshire (not MA or ME). Stay safe Massachusetts.
June 18, 2024 at 7:35 PM
This is the literal dream. Someday my gardens will be worthy of small creatures. Someday.
Obviously the turtle who lives under the red leafy perennial in my garden is named Rhubarbara
June 5, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I need Spotify to tell me if I’ve ever listened to a song and/or how many times I’ve listened to it.

If I searched for and played a song twice I should probably add it to a playlist, but I’ll never know because I have the attention span of a gnat.
June 3, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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I WAS MAD DISAPPOINTED FINDING OUT THE LITTLE BARREL A ST BERNARD BRINGS YOU IS WHISKEY. I THOUGHT THERE WAS SPECIAL DOG-DRINK YOU COULD ONLY GET BY ALMOST DYING
May 21, 2024 at 2:14 PM
@unfairuse.bsky.social do you secretly have a wife?
my husband just got this notification on fb
May 21, 2024 at 4:35 PM
We have officially finished moving and I am a bit alarmed that every time I do laundry more towels appear in the closet? HOW MANY TOWELS DO WE OWN?!

Related: Pillowcases have to spawn on their own: there is no other explanation.
May 14, 2024 at 3:43 PM