That One Jerk
@1jerk.bsky.social
Irreverent, flippant purveyor of sarcasm. CAUTION: May be caustic. May cause burns.
Time traveler.
Reader of books.
I like salad.
Time traveler.
Reader of books.
I like salad.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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We are about to get a foot of snow in Chicago in less than 8 hours and I can't wait to see all the Cybertrucks rendered inoperable
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
We are about to get a foot of snow in Chicago in less than 8 hours and I can't wait to see all the Cybertrucks rendered inoperable
Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Such a fucking ignorant post.
Just stone stupid.
You should resign as Jeopardy! host after posting something this incredibly vacuous, Ken.
Just stone stupid.
You should resign as Jeopardy! host after posting something this incredibly vacuous, Ken.
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Such a fucking ignorant post.
Just stone stupid.
You should resign as Jeopardy! host after posting something this incredibly vacuous, Ken.
Just stone stupid.
You should resign as Jeopardy! host after posting something this incredibly vacuous, Ken.
Motherf*cker, if I wanted a mayonnaise sandwich, I'd have ordered a mayonnaise sandwich.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Motherf*cker, if I wanted a mayonnaise sandwich, I'd have ordered a mayonnaise sandwich.
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Whenever you turn on the radio and "We Are The Champions" by Queen is playing, it means you just missed "We Will Rock You".
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Whenever you turn on the radio and "We Are The Champions" by Queen is playing, it means you just missed "We Will Rock You".
Extreme wealth causes, exacerbates and galvanizes deeply psychotic anti-human insanities.
So hey, regulate it, like reckless driving or organized crime.
So hey, regulate it, like reckless driving or organized crime.
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Voting systems should be handled by a non-partisan entity to ensure trust.
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A reminder: The perpetrators in the Epstein files are Oligarchs, and so are the ones protecting them.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Always targeted...
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Always targeted...
@jillehughes.bsky.social
I want to say thanks and pay respect.
I have learned quite a lot from your posts over the past several years.
I want to say thanks and pay respect.
I have learned quite a lot from your posts over the past several years.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@jillehughes.bsky.social
I want to say thanks and pay respect.
I have learned quite a lot from your posts over the past several years.
I want to say thanks and pay respect.
I have learned quite a lot from your posts over the past several years.
Penalty to Greg Bovino for violating both the rights of Chicagoans and court orders should be:
Turn him over in only his underwear to the residents of neighborhoods he has tear gassed and terrorized,
or
Every resident of Chicago gets to kick him one time in the crotch.
Turn him over in only his underwear to the residents of neighborhoods he has tear gassed and terrorized,
or
Every resident of Chicago gets to kick him one time in the crotch.
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Penalty to Greg Bovino for violating both the rights of Chicagoans and court orders should be:
Turn him over in only his underwear to the residents of neighborhoods he has tear gassed and terrorized,
or
Every resident of Chicago gets to kick him one time in the crotch.
Turn him over in only his underwear to the residents of neighborhoods he has tear gassed and terrorized,
or
Every resident of Chicago gets to kick him one time in the crotch.
mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yes absolutely. Those of us who have privilege need to use it to protect those who don't until nobody has privilege.
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You are always welcome in Chicago.
Open invitation.
Open invitation.
In the US I would LOVE to visit Chicago, Minnesota, and Wisconsin. I would also love to spend time in Western Canada. Outside of North America I very very much want to visit England and Ireland, as well as Switzerland
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You are always welcome in Chicago.
Open invitation.
Open invitation.
When they are firing, it ceases to be a ceasefire.
Israeli strikes in Gaza kill at least 60 overnight as ceasefire looks increasingly fragile
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The opposite of a liberal is a fascist.
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The opposite of a liberal is a fascist.
He orders extrajudicial killings. He sent troops into our cities. He terrorizes citizens with ICE raids. He raised taxes without congressional approval. He has ruined American farmers and ranchers. He plans to starve the vulnerable. He demolished our house.
Remove him from office.
Remove him from office.
October 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The East Wing sort of resembles Gaza now, no?
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The East Wing sort of resembles Gaza now, no?
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While I observe the atrocities committed by this regime, I wonder if folks who voted for the Felon feel any amount of regret.
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
While I observe the atrocities committed by this regime, I wonder if folks who voted for the Felon feel any amount of regret.