Jive Turkey
1337jiveturkey.bsky.social
Jive Turkey
@1337jiveturkey.bsky.social
Programmer and sometimes poster

Democracy is non-negotiable
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it's crazy that the 60 yr old fb moms on here don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of weird twitter syntax + every dril ref from the last 15 years. they really need to do the reading before replying to ironypilled postmaxxers like myself
April 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
April 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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i don't get what is so bad about being self-defeating, why should others get to reap the rewards of defeating me.
March 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.

We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.

They own what happens next.
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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one great mystery of our age is how the only way to motivate rich people to work is to give them loads of money for no reason but the only way to motivate poor people to work is to take away loads of their money for no reason
March 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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let’s skip the “haha funny” reaction and get to the substantive point:

he is using the term “collusively” on purpose, because there is an ongoing effort to get the courts and regulators to label ESG activism and sustainable investment practices as illegal market collusion
BREAKING

It's now illegal not to buy a Tesla
March 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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if we make it through this one thing i know is i don't want to hear another goddamn word about the constitution from conservatives
March 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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BRB, checking the history books to find out whether “tyrant starts redefining peoples’ citizenship status” usually ends well for the Jews
March 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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The literal manifestation of “first they came for”
re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
March 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Can we get 500 of you as soon as possible to share this new ad Kamala Harris just released
October 9, 2024 at 3:22 AM