Zyzzyva
@zyzzyva.bsky.social
Sometime short story writer, sometime T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Bluesky microfic writer. He/him.
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I have been reading "the A-10 is about to be retired" for 25 years and it never happens because the A-10 is just a set of wings that carries Gun, and wherever the military invents a new Gun it turns out it's easiest to just stick it on the A-10
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I have been reading "the A-10 is about to be retired" for 25 years and it never happens because the A-10 is just a set of wings that carries Gun, and wherever the military invents a new Gun it turns out it's easiest to just stick it on the A-10
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My favorite thing about Warhammer 40K is also one of the dumbest things that makes no sense: the scale.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My favorite thing about Warhammer 40K is also one of the dumbest things that makes no sense: the scale.
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
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Honestly it’s mind blowing to think of all the art we’ve done during half a decade? And not only that, that this is just a fraction of what we’ve published. There’s still shifts from the shelves, reagent materia, tales from the facilities… very very cool
It's kinda crazy to me how much art @jillsuccubus.bsky.social and I have done for Vivid Shadows over the last 6 Octobers. I put a little collage with all of them in the art book this year.
SO MUCH SMUT.
SO MUCH SMUT.
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Honestly it’s mind blowing to think of all the art we’ve done during half a decade? And not only that, that this is just a fraction of what we’ve published. There’s still shifts from the shelves, reagent materia, tales from the facilities… very very cool
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
I really need to paint my other squads, eighty guardsmen looks a lot cooler than 32.
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I really need to paint my other squads, eighty guardsmen looks a lot cooler than 32.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Not sharing selfies on bsky, but: I think my homemade Abby Saja costume turned out well.
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Not sharing selfies on bsky, but: I think my homemade Abby Saja costume turned out well.
Holy shit I've made it, a meme I made for reddit was independently reposted over here.
(Unfortunately I don't want to link my accounts so I can't repost it. :/ but trust I am feeling very proud right now!)
(Unfortunately I don't want to link my accounts so I can't repost it. :/ but trust I am feeling very proud right now!)
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Holy shit I've made it, a meme I made for reddit was independently reposted over here.
(Unfortunately I don't want to link my accounts so I can't repost it. :/ but trust I am feeling very proud right now!)
(Unfortunately I don't want to link my accounts so I can't repost it. :/ but trust I am feeling very proud right now!)
Still watching through DS9 and, my god, is early Bashir just exuding himbo energy.
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Still watching through DS9 and, my god, is early Bashir just exuding himbo energy.
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HAS SOMEONE YOU KNOW FALLEN INTO THE DANGEROUS "HYPNOSIS" COMMUNITY? CHECK THEIR POSTS TO SEE IF THEY'RE USING THESE ACRONYMS; YOU CAN MAYBE STILL SAVE THEM
omg - obey my goddess
btw - betray trust & willpower
lol - lack of lucidity
tbh - this bitch hypnotized
hrt - hormone replacement therapy
omg - obey my goddess
btw - betray trust & willpower
lol - lack of lucidity
tbh - this bitch hypnotized
hrt - hormone replacement therapy
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
HAS SOMEONE YOU KNOW FALLEN INTO THE DANGEROUS "HYPNOSIS" COMMUNITY? CHECK THEIR POSTS TO SEE IF THEY'RE USING THESE ACRONYMS; YOU CAN MAYBE STILL SAVE THEM
omg - obey my goddess
btw - betray trust & willpower
lol - lack of lucidity
tbh - this bitch hypnotized
hrt - hormone replacement therapy
omg - obey my goddess
btw - betray trust & willpower
lol - lack of lucidity
tbh - this bitch hypnotized
hrt - hormone replacement therapy
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You have to give them double credit because then went and found a specific Lovecraft quote to give as the reason the music is numetal
And it's the funniest shit imaginable
And it's the funniest shit imaginable
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You have to give them double credit because then went and found a specific Lovecraft quote to give as the reason the music is numetal
And it's the funniest shit imaginable
And it's the funniest shit imaginable
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Karl Franz could be a starfleet captain, but the Emperor of Man can only be a star trek villain, see, that's the difference
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Karl Franz could be a starfleet captain, but the Emperor of Man can only be a star trek villain, see, that's the difference
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Hailey Piper: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the game in yellow
Piper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insane but also it made you super horny
Piper: would you take that chance?
Barker: i don't know why you're even asking lol
Piper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insane but also it made you super horny
Piper: would you take that chance?
Barker: i don't know why you're even asking lol
October 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hailey Piper: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the game in yellow
Piper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insane but also it made you super horny
Piper: would you take that chance?
Barker: i don't know why you're even asking lol
Piper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insane but also it made you super horny
Piper: would you take that chance?
Barker: i don't know why you're even asking lol
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Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
This is incredible. You've got to watch to at least your buddy the AC Unit, but don't sleep on the way it slaloms wildly between first- and third-person.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is incredible. You've got to watch to at least your buddy the AC Unit, but don't sleep on the way it slaloms wildly between first- and third-person.
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Repenting and re-branding are not the same thing.
October 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Repenting and re-branding are not the same thing.
So, my favourite bit so far is the choices of quotes for the non-loyalist primarchs. "[Only In Death Does Duty End]" for Mortarion/Death Guard, eg. It's some *good* recontextualizing of famous (well, 40k-famous) quotes.
SURPRISE!
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Oath of Moment
【OATH OF MOMENT】 An Astartes Roleplaying Game They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be...
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October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So, my favourite bit so far is the choices of quotes for the non-loyalist primarchs. "[Only In Death Does Duty End]" for Mortarion/Death Guard, eg. It's some *good* recontextualizing of famous (well, 40k-famous) quotes.
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Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the Batmobile.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the Batmobile.
Today in "movies that probably suck ass but have all-timer loglines":
October 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Today in "movies that probably suck ass but have all-timer loglines":
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."