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Zonker
@zonker.bsky.social
If you can't join 'em, beat 'em

Posts are 70% sarcasm.

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tips@barstool.com (not BS sports).

Spending a lot less time on X (@barstoolz)
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That actually put me in the first 2.25% but who's counting?

Can't wait to be one of the first 1%
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Alex Sherman’s “Anonymous Media Executive 2026 Predictions” are in:

@sherman4949.cnbc.com
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/18/2...
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon Over Minnesota Church Protest www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon Over Minnesota Church Protest
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Who Is Georgia Fort, the Other Journalist Arrested Over a Church Protest? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Who Is Georgia Fort, the Other Journalist Arrested Over a Church Protest?
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Message for CT governor Ned Lamont: The citizens of CT deserve these same protections.
@joshforct.bsky.social
The City of Philadelphia has introduced legislation to limited ICE in the city. The Federal Agents can not be masked, must have ID visible, must have arrested warrants signed by federal judges. They can't attack people. If they can't do this, they will be arrested.
youtu.be/i5Yvg_HHfbE?...
WATCH: Philadelphia lawmakers introduce 'ICE Out' legislation to restrict federal operations in city
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Thank you to everyone who came last night. Let’s keep getting stronger together.
January 29, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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We have a lot of upcoming events in February. Excited to kick off the month at Bear Hands Brewing in Putnam! Hope to see you there :)
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Going live in 10!!
TOMORROW: Joining me live on stream this Thursday is Congressman Jamaal Bowman!

We’re talking democracy, organizing, and what it takes to actually fight back. Make sure to tune in January 29 at 7 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!

Drop some questions I should ask below :)
@jamaalbowmanny.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Family of Alex Pretti retains lawyers who helped prosecute the George Floyd case www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
Family of Alex Pretti retains lawyers who helped prosecute the George Floyd case
The parents of Alex Pretti have retained a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota’s attorney general convict the police officer who kneeled on George Floyd’s neck of murder.
www.pbs.org
January 29, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Thank RFK the LESSER for this
January 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Attack on Ilhan Omar Follows Years of Trump’s Targeting Her www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/u...
Attack on Ilhan Omar Follows Years of Trump’s Targeting Her
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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She does not have a hard news background. At all. She’s mostly been a right-wing shill. CBS is a no-go for me
January 27, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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We're bringing on NEW TALENT. To replace everyone who QUIT. They are SWISS ARMY KNIVES: they can WRITE, SPEAK, WRITE, REPORT, WRITE, SAY NEWS, and WRITE. They are (sizzle) a guy from my SUBSTACK, a BREXITEER, and a guy who ALREADY WORKS HERE. They will do SOCIAL but also EVERYTHING. Hiring SOLVED
January 27, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Hypocrisy is the tribute that vice pays to virtue.
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Fox News’ biggest stars are desperately trying to turn the Trump administration’s execution and subsequent smearing of Alex Pretti into a story about how the political left is out of control.
Fox stars respond to Alex Pretti’s killing by attacking Minneapolis “insurgency” of “hardcore communists” and “jihadists”
www.mediamatters.org
January 27, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Now read this knock-out poem by Camille Guthrie!
www.washingtonsquarereview.com/camille-guth...
Camille Guthrie — Washington Square Review
Issue 49 Summer 2023
www.washingtonsquarereview.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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“You raise your voice, I erase your voice.” 🤔

Trump’s America. 🇺🇸
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."

ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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An "honest investigation."

This is rich coming from the 34-Time Convicted Felon, Fraud, Adulterer, Rapist & alleged Pedophile.

The guy who refuses to release the Epstein Files.

Calls Jack Smith a partisan hack, doing everything he can to avoid judicial responsibility.

apnews.com/live/minneap...
Live updates: Trump wants ‘honest’ investigation into ‘very sad’ killing of Minneapolis protester
President Donald Trump said Tuesday a “big investigation” was underway into the killing of protester and ICU nurse Alex Pretti by federal agents in Minneapolis.
apnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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First wrongful death lawsuit filed against Trump administration over boat strikes www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi... via @nbcnews.com
First wrongful death lawsuit filed against Trump administration over drug boat strikes
The families of two Trinidadian men who were killed in an Oct. 14 strike on an alleged drug boat accused the U.S. in a lawsuit Tuesday of wrongful death and extrajudicial killings.
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Watch me and @kattenbarge.bsky.social talk about what the Brooklyn Beckham controversy reveals about how tabloid media and the right wing influencer world protects patriarchy and power.
Why Conservatives Hate Brooklyn Beckham
YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 AM