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Zonker
@zonker.bsky.social
If you can't join 'em, beat 'em

Posts are 70% sarcasm.

verified account @barstool.com

tips@barstool.com (not BS sports).

Spending a lot less time on X (@barstoolz)
WTF? Look at the ad they placed next to your video (in green tint)
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My 2017 costume
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
On X he is being lauded for how he handled someone yelling antisemitic comments at him, so I guess he's finally decided to come out as Jewish. He seemed to be in denial before
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They have a lot of history with Portnoy

I guess I have a little too.

For some reason Defender folks don't like me, maybe because they're jealous that they've never gotten to Portnoy like I have
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Well that is a real possibility but I'm pretty sure the post is suggesting an insuranceless model.

Insurance was not always how healthcare worked
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I am going to have to find a new social media platform

AGAIN?
October 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I've lived in his head for like 15 years
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"I think all of that is understandable. But was silence not an option?" -Ta-Nehisi Coate

White Christian Supremacists lost their MLK. If some self-important, perceived as liberal, alleged intellectual did not step forward with disingenuous praise, the US would descend into madness.
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This guy?
September 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
20 Billion for this guy?
September 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
People have short memories
September 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
They make it sounds like it's all stored on the SIM card, even searches
September 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was saying the other day that I can't be woke, because I am too insensitive and mean but I respect woke people for being more sensitive than me.

Maybe I just think its fun to mess with major Aholes
September 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The left should welcome a discussion about violent political rhetoric
September 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It absolutely will get worse. When you consider the trends, there is no reason to expect any other outcome. If there is a light at the end of the tunnel, it is not visible from where we are.
Evil is winning and grows stronger with each victory.
There will have to be ashes before any rebirth
September 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There was noose in that garage and in no others
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He's scared of me
September 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
September 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I know I have at least one
September 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Of course, all of this was just people kidding around
September 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You know, it was already proven that violent political rhetoric can lead to political violence. It doesn't really bother the Right, in fact they are loving an opportunity to ratchet it up several notches
September 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It doesn't help that you have people like @vandehei.bsky.social pretending political violence is equally a both sides issue
www.axios.com/2025/09/12/c...
There's no consequence when you can pretend it's the other side

These are elected party members who received little or no pushback from the party
September 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It's because Democrats are cowards.

They fold on issues where they have the upper hand
September 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
September 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM