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Zonker
@zonker.bsky.social
If you can't join 'em, beat 'em

Posts are 70% sarcasm.

verified account @barstool.com

tips@barstool.com (not BS sports).

Spending a lot less time on X (@barstoolz)
On X he is being lauded for how he handled someone yelling antisemitic comments at him, so I guess he's finally decided to come out as Jewish. He seemed to be in denial before
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They have a lot of history with Portnoy

I guess I have a little too.

For some reason Defender folks don't like me, maybe because they're jealous that they've never gotten to Portnoy like I have
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I've lived in his head for like 15 years
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was saying the other day that I can't be woke, because I am too insensitive and mean but I respect woke people for being more sensitive than me.

Maybe I just think its fun to mess with major Aholes
September 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There was noose in that garage and in no others
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He's scared of me
September 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I know I have at least one
September 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM