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Zombie Joe (Joe Alfano)
@zombiejoe.bsky.social
TTRPG Author, Gamemaster, Content Streamer
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We are now in a full-blown constitutional crisis.

That’s why following the arrests of Don Lemon and Georgia Fort, I sent three separate letters demanding the dismissal of all charges, a congressional hearing, and a DOJ Inspector General investigation.
January 31, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Can't decide what's weaker on Glenn Grothmann, his spine or his necktie skills. "Corrected" his initial statement that Pretti was murdered, claiming nobody in the GOP pressured him to.
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Running the Kids DM Boot Camp... overheard the good table. "I want to kick the owlbear even harder in the balls!"
Oh, preteens...
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January 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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If only you were in a position of power to exercise some kind of leverage against the administration to make this happen.
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I was taught to judge a person by their actions. 'Nuff said.
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Call them out on their bullshit.
I’m completely fed up with elected Representatives saying shit like, “Republicans will tell you behind closed doors that they don’t agree with what ICE is doing”.

Playtime is over. Professional courtesy no longer exists.

Name them, record them, and make it public.
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Partially due to disgust at what is being done to my neighbors in Minnesota and to manage my own stress, I turn to music. And for some of us, music is the soundtrack to movement.

youtu.be/8P09rxVaQAM?...
Teddybears - Punkrocker (feat. Iggy Pop) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Atlantic Records
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January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
If you have said you voted for this... the abducting of babies. Take a good look in the mirror before you f right the hell off...
January 23, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Minnesota will not take the knee...
Hollllly moly, when it turns the corner. That is a lot of people.
Minnesota is the best of us.
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Had a Mexican Coke with lunch. What's gonna mess me up first? The sugar or the caffeine?
Gonna walk my laps and see what happens...
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January 21, 2026 at 6:46 PM
No National Park recognition for MLK Day. But they are giving free admission on Trumps Birthday...
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January 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The final shot... chicken and collard greens. Not pictured: high protein banana bread
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The after shot...
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Talked to a Somali man today who said his mosque last night was surrounded by neighbors ready to protect them against ICE if needed. Made me feel proud to live in this city.
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I see your piece of chicken, piece of broccoli and a tortilla and raise you chicken beasts, collard greens and my "something else" is high protein banana bread using Ryse protein powder.

What else should I do on a winter weather advisory Saturday?
January 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Back in the early 90's, while working two full time jobs, I had a CD "mix tape" to play when we closed the shop. My staff knew we were closed when the first song started playing...
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2 Unlimited - Get Ready For This (12" Extended Version) (1992)
YouTube video by STAT CHILE AMERICA
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January 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
At GameholeCon I told a friend about my liquid limit in a day. He commented asking how I wasn't one big muscle cramp. Guess what happens when I do laps too many days in a row now? #ThanksDave
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January 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Jesse Watters can fuck all the way off.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Each year for the last 3 years cancer has taken a friendbin my gaming community. Some of the best people I have ever known and it took them. Cancer seems to be circling our D&D community like Vecna stalking the Stranger Things kids. And I'm done with it. #fuckcancer
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
When one of your friends does a thing, you show up, right? So @skippinginfinity.bsky.social (artist behind the Border Kingdoms covers and Badger Den art) has a new kickstarter beginning soon. So check it out...
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Coming soon: Magika Nostalgika: Catalog of Magic Items
A catalog of magic items inspired by your favorite toys of the 90s. Designed for D&D 5e.
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January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
17 kids for D&D Boot Camp. 5 weeks of a whole lot of energy. (Ages 8-13)...
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January 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Gave up seeing the Stranger Things finale in the theater to spend New Year's Eve in Door County watching it on Netflix. #NotTodayVecna
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM