zombarista
@zombarista.io
sunblock enthusiast. here to post until my blood pressure kills me. web developer. Wyoming. whatever. aka @bradkovach.x.com @bradkovach.twitter.com
#Angular / #TypeScript / #WebDeveloper / #SoftwareDevelopment
#Angular / #TypeScript / #WebDeveloper / #SoftwareDevelopment
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I don’t understand why dating is so hard, all I’m looking for is a new best friend from scratch who I’m willing to die for that must get along with all my family and friends and have comparable ambition and identical values and wild sexual chemistry with me and no else forever
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I don’t understand why dating is so hard, all I’m looking for is a new best friend from scratch who I’m willing to die for that must get along with all my family and friends and have comparable ambition and identical values and wild sexual chemistry with me and no else forever
California be like open.spotify.com/track/5Klo65...
Go West - 2003 Remaster
open.spotify.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
California be like open.spotify.com/track/5Klo65...
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it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
October 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
@mcuban.bsky.social you’re always great when you’re on Real Time w/ Bill Maher. Bill’s always so engaged when you’re on.
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social you’re always great when you’re on Real Time w/ Bill Maher. Bill’s always so engaged when you’re on.
Part of me feels like Bluesky is implementing censorship (no NSFW content in Florida, Arizona, Texas, Wyoming, due to new “decency” laws) because they want to force the network and protocol to decentralize.
Everyone is enjoying making bsky the new Twitter, but that’s not the long-term goal.
Everyone is enjoying making bsky the new Twitter, but that’s not the long-term goal.
October 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Part of me feels like Bluesky is implementing censorship (no NSFW content in Florida, Arizona, Texas, Wyoming, due to new “decency” laws) because they want to force the network and protocol to decentralize.
Everyone is enjoying making bsky the new Twitter, but that’s not the long-term goal.
Everyone is enjoying making bsky the new Twitter, but that’s not the long-term goal.
Have any rapid response groups announced a plan for if/when the Supreme Court strikes down same-sex marriage? The only thing I can think to meet the moment is a general-strike.
A country that pulls the rug on one of the most-basic human dignities does not deserve your labor.
A country that pulls the rug on one of the most-basic human dignities does not deserve your labor.
August 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Have any rapid response groups announced a plan for if/when the Supreme Court strikes down same-sex marriage? The only thing I can think to meet the moment is a general-strike.
A country that pulls the rug on one of the most-basic human dignities does not deserve your labor.
A country that pulls the rug on one of the most-basic human dignities does not deserve your labor.
why r we razing the rainforests?
1. cryptocurrency
2. artificial intelligence
3. paper for the pre-nup
1. cryptocurrency
2. artificial intelligence
3. paper for the pre-nup
August 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
why r we razing the rainforests?
1. cryptocurrency
2. artificial intelligence
3. paper for the pre-nup
1. cryptocurrency
2. artificial intelligence
3. paper for the pre-nup
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iOS 26 users, play a video in the Photos app. Do other things. Does it keep playing? I’ve found I have to pause the video to stop it. It will literally play over any audio.
July 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
iOS 26 users, play a video in the Photos app. Do other things. Does it keep playing? I’ve found I have to pause the video to stop it. It will literally play over any audio.
ever walk past a house that just used an entire bottle of fabric softener?
June 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ever walk past a house that just used an entire bottle of fabric softener?
Have we talked about how #ai is accidentally helping scammers by proofreading and tightening up grammar and phrasing when they generate summaries?
May 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Have we talked about how #ai is accidentally helping scammers by proofreading and tightening up grammar and phrasing when they generate summaries?
Apple DESPERATELY needs to do something to sever (haha—praise keir) their streaming service brand from their hardware ecosystem.
Do you know how many people I
I know that have said they haven’t watched something because they don’t have an iPhone/iPad/Mac? More than a handful.
#AppleTV #Severance
Do you know how many people I
I know that have said they haven’t watched something because they don’t have an iPhone/iPad/Mac? More than a handful.
#AppleTV #Severance
April 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Apple DESPERATELY needs to do something to sever (haha—praise keir) their streaming service brand from their hardware ecosystem.
Do you know how many people I
I know that have said they haven’t watched something because they don’t have an iPhone/iPad/Mac? More than a handful.
#AppleTV #Severance
Do you know how many people I
I know that have said they haven’t watched something because they don’t have an iPhone/iPad/Mac? More than a handful.
#AppleTV #Severance
The #AcademyAward for leading actor in a film to get their #hog cranked in a brothel within the first five minutes of a 3.5 hour film will probably go to Adrian Brody. #oscars
March 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The #AcademyAward for leading actor in a film to get their #hog cranked in a brothel within the first five minutes of a 3.5 hour film will probably go to Adrian Brody. #oscars
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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
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Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit
February 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit
@therealbaendb.bsky.social whaddup playa welcome to the only good social network
January 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
@therealbaendb.bsky.social whaddup playa welcome to the only good social network
Here’s a pic of me seeing children on New Year’s Eve.
January 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Here’s a pic of me seeing children on New Year’s Eve.
Comedy Central should do a Roast of Elon Musk
As always, they should invite him.
But even if he doesn’t show up, they should do it.
As always, they should invite him.
But even if he doesn’t show up, they should do it.
January 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Comedy Central should do a Roast of Elon Musk
As always, they should invite him.
But even if he doesn’t show up, they should do it.
As always, they should invite him.
But even if he doesn’t show up, they should do it.
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You ever find out someone’s wifi password and just kinda worry about em thereafter
December 26, 2024 at 4:32 AM
You ever find out someone’s wifi password and just kinda worry about em thereafter
We should be allowed to deep fake Bill Paxton as much as we want so that we can turn his scenes from titanic into a gossipy reality show where Paxton looks at the camera like Jim from The Office while that horny old bat talks about shagging a peasant then letting him freeze to death & drown
December 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
We should be allowed to deep fake Bill Paxton as much as we want so that we can turn his scenes from titanic into a gossipy reality show where Paxton looks at the camera like Jim from The Office while that horny old bat talks about shagging a peasant then letting him freeze to death & drown
“Explain the gap in ur resume”
“I am the subject of Adele’s Someone Like You, and I went into hiding.”
“I am the subject of Adele’s Someone Like You, and I went into hiding.”
December 22, 2024 at 9:24 AM
“Explain the gap in ur resume”
“I am the subject of Adele’s Someone Like You, and I went into hiding.”
“I am the subject of Adele’s Someone Like You, and I went into hiding.”
Do you want to take an edible and watch the roomba?
December 18, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Do you want to take an edible and watch the roomba?
Divin right in to the holiday szn with a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich and a beer.
December 14, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Divin right in to the holiday szn with a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich and a beer.