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I tweet in 🇪🇸🇫🇷🇬🇧 which means you probably don’t want to follow me.

I work in the energy industry so I might rant about that occasionally.

Trophy husband. Groucho-Marxist.
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Stop saying Trump doesn’t know Putins lying

He knows
They’re playing the game together
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Did the United States really spend trillions of dollars on winning the Cold War, only for its president in 2025 take orders from a Russian dictator?

This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Can you do an episode to explain this and how long they can keep doing it, @planetmoney.bsky.social ?
🧵1/12: Russia’s economy hasn’t collapsed, but it is suffering immensely. It still runs, but only because the central bank keeps it alive with constant REPO liquidity. What was once emergency support is now the daily operating system.

📷: @evgen-istrebin.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Impossible for me to know I can trust what someone is saying unless I can visually confirm that they are wearing a ballcap, graphic tee, and big goofy headphones
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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**BREAKING**

Images of a Chinese merchant vessel with containerised missile launchers, radar/comms and close in defense are legitimate. Collaborated via other sources. Sobering.

Merry Xmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Alexeï Miltchakov, un néonazi russe et combattant sadique en Ukraine, montré en exemple aux collégiens de Saint-Pétersbourg
Alexeï Miltchakov, un néonazi russe et combattant sadique en Ukraine, montré en exemple aux collégiens de Saint-Pétersbourg
Le commandant a donné une « leçon de courage » à des adolescents russes dans le cadre d’un programme éducatif officiel. Connu depuis 2011 pour ses actes sanguinaires, il affiche son idéologie néonazie et est soupçonné d’avoir commis des exactions sur des prisonniers de guerre ukrainiens.
www.lemonde.fr
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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We invited a man into our home at Christmas and he stayed with us for 45 years www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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█████-Class Battleship
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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«C’est comme si les murs avaient une scoliose» : le château de Chambord contraint aux travaux d’urgence pour «éviter la ruine»

Pour comprendre ce qui a poussé la direction à lancer un vaste appel aux dons, il faut s’immiscer dans l’aile François Ier. Casque de chantier obligatoire.
«C’est comme si les murs avaient une scoliose» : le château de Chambord contraint aux travaux d’urgence pour «éviter la ruine»
La direction du deuxième château le plus visité de France a lancé en septembre un vaste appel aux dons pour financer la restauration de l’aile François Ier. En raison de malfaçons et du réchauffement climatique, le bâtiment est endommagé.
www.liberation.fr
December 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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So stupid. If you want Putin to stop, you need to hit him where it hurts. Ukraine. Humiliate him in Ukraine.

apnews.com/projects/rus...
Russia wants to drain Europe's security resources with sabotage campaign, officials say | AP News
The Associated Press has tracked 145 cases of sabotage and disruption that Western officials blame on Russia since its 2022 invasion of Ukraine. They say Moscow wants to drain Europe’s investigative r...
apnews.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I just bought The Logic of War ebook.
@anderspucknielsen.dk can you please ask Saxo to change the language to “English” to make it clearer? Thanks.
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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« A la place de F. Fillon, je tirerais les conséquences de mes compromissions et m’expatrierais en Russie ».
François Fillon au Figaro : « À la place d’Emmanuel Macron, je tirerais les conséquences de l’état du pays et donnerais ma démission »
ENTRETIEN EXCLUSIF - Un budget de la Sécu « contraire aux intérêts de la France », la place du RN dans l’arc républicain, l’absence d’un projet de « sursaut national » à droite… L’ancien premier minis...
www.lefigaro.fr
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Hardly a surprise. Any ‘agreement’ with Trump is just the start of attempts to extort more, as his various tariffs on Canada & Mexico have shown. In that respect, his approach to negotiations is similar to Putin’s. Deals are essentially worthless.
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Hot take with initial analysis - Ukrainian strike on Novorossiysk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B1W...
Russian Submarine hit in Dramatic Attack in Black Sea
YouTube video by H I Sutton
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Hongkong : l’ex-magnat prodémocratie Jimmy Lai jugé coupable de sédition et collusion avec l’étranger

Il risque la prison à perpétuité.

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Hong Kong : l’ex-magnat prodémocratie Jimmy Lai jugé coupable de sédition et collusion avec l’étranger
Le fondateur du journal prodémocratie «Apple Daily» a été reconnu coupable ce lundi 15 décembre dans son procès pour atteinte à la sécurité nationale. Il risque la prison à perpétuité.
www.liberation.fr
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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El objetivo, por supuesto, no es colar cosas falsas como si fueran verdaderas, que también. El objetivo final es que salga, yo qué sé, el presidente del Gobierno dando una declaración institucional porque hay una pandemia de covid y tú seas incapaz de saber si eso es verdad o no.
December 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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#GVerse Um. WTF???

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."

This is the stupidest and most dangerous administration in history.
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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FINALLY
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@srm-lemonde.bsky.social @lemonde.fr

“Poignants témoignages”???

Ces connards étaient parfaitement contents d’aller tuer, torturer, violer, kidnapper.

C’est honteux. À vomir.
Go. Fuck. Yourself. Fucking. Le Monde.

"Oh, no poor russian war criminals and pedos are so sad we definitely need to write an article about their sadness!!"

This fucking shitty world is deserve to burn. Completely.

#UkrainianView
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Oh Jesus Christ
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Acabo de terminar de escuchar el podcast de @sandglasspatrol.bsky.social y veo esto 🫠
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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EU regulations are supposed to protect us from predators like this man.

We need more and better regulations on social media, not less
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM